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👽 zoë • irish • ♒ • havieng a nice time :) 👽

[kuvaton]

[niuniente]

Reading in Finnish: Drivers! Please unpack your load and finish your day on Friday 30.11. Unfortunately this also reads as; “Drivers! Please cum and kill yourself on Friday 30.11″

[redfagdiver]

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

To clarify, this is a war crime, the Geneva convention bans the targeting of medical transport. There's no caveats. It doesn't actually matter who's driving it.

[tiergan-vashir]

The last month has taught me that apparently all the Geneva convention is really good for is getting indie games to change a red medical cross to some other medical cross and that it can do fuck all about actual war crimes.

[void-milf]

fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.

[void-milf]

the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than you’d think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity.  make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged.  and strike. attack.

[37womenwieldingknives]

YES i’m a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but it’s almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used can’t be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if they’re collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that

[afraidofamericans]

This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data

[queeranarchism]

Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.

[anarchopuppy]

Ooh I know this one!

Ad Nauseum is an adblocker that stores the ads it blocks and continuously generates fake clicks, fucking with analytics and costing the ad companies money

TrackMeNot automatically does randomly generated searches on a variety of search engines to obscure your real searches and fuck with analytics, and you can set it up to work with anything that has a search bar (including facebook, twitter, amazon, youtube, etc)

WhatCampaign replaces analytics parameters in links with the string “FuckOff”. I thought there was a similar extension that used random strings, but I can’t seem to find it

Privacy Possum is a fork of Privacy Badger with a focus on costing tracking companies as much money as possible, and idk if my limited tech knowledge is enough to understand what it does but the description does say it falsifies some data so that’s good enough for me

@afraidofamericans

[mayflower-gal]

Boy it SURE would be a SHAME if this were SPREAD AROUND for everyone TO SEE

[inkskinned]

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

[tyltos]

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

woag! i didnt know that and i already forgoted what you told me

[supercumrat64]

i am super cum rat 64

[machinaux]

hello @supercumrat64

[supercumrat64]

Actavis promethazine is discontinued” but i got over 198 pints left for sale. I won’t hesitate meeting in person if its worth it. 
Retail PRICE: $180 a pint(bottle of 16oz)
½ case (6 bottles) : $800
1 case (12 bottles): $1600 usd + 1 FREE
Just text me your order to my number or with your delivery address. I will ONLY meet upon payment because its the only way im safe from a cop. You must Western Union your payment before we meet or i ship. Debit is also accepted. 
hOla @ me. Hey remember as time flies, so does does the price climb.

[cosplaysylveon]

@staff Posting something like this on Tumblr is stupid, this product is a controlled drug. This should only be gotten legally from a doctor/pharmacy.

[supercumrat64]

im sorry

[supercumrat64]

im so sorry

[etct-deactivated20240208]

twitter trending tags: #KillAllWomen, #MrBeast

tumblr sponsored post every 5 seconds: we collabed with AO3 to make these socks for your inner fangirl.

tiktok fyp: (Default tts voice) Here's how I made 500 dollars off this rare side hustle (mutual aid scam)

reddit trending post: Video on r/PublicFreakOuts of a 13 year old girl getting slapped to the pavement and seizing with the title "Justice served"

[thatsoup]

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

[sixfromerie-deactivated20240121]

[mr-ribbit]

[prisonhannibal]

mental illness is so embarassing i’ll literally be like I’m fully aware I’m mentally ill but it’s not mental illness this time. and then it was mental illness

[sacred-portal]

[cherryberg]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[mrhealyourgirl]

what people think turning the oven to 600 degrees for 10 minutes will do

[daebelly]

bakery wizard off the shits

[robichuwu]

[modogoblin]

[hooray4skeleton]

[carlyraejepsans]

I AM FUCKING HYPERVENTILATING

[rslashrats]

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

[tiktoksgay]

[amphibulous]

[funnytwittertweets]