im like if final destination was a girl

madi, twenny4! rude remarks

[michigen]

completely forgot about mangoes for a while

[depsidase]

[kushblazer666]

[michigen]

[swarnpert]

last night we let the tom of finland talk

[girlgrimer]

Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them

[michigen]

good morning gays im back from the dead ! still not fully better after surgery (insane and uncommon) le sigh.

but yellowwwww

[michigen]

intubated me incorrectly 😛🙏🏻 causing late onset side effects and complications from anesthesiologists that suck @ their job & caused me to cough & choke every second of my life and inflamed chest and lungs and no voice 凸( •̀_•́ )凸 might need speech therapy and now i have a steroid inhaler :$

[michigen]

good morning gays im back from the dead ! still not fully better after surgery (insane and uncommon) le sigh.

but yellowwwww

[michigen]

me bc u survived surgery

HEHEEE THANK YEWWW >_< i fully thought i was gonna die and rn it feels like someone is choking me but hopefully that will only last for a few more days and then i will be normal and battery powered :3

[michigen]

forgot i had the guy that assaulted me on instagram and i posted a picture from my friends concert and he liked it what a wonderful reminder

[michigen]

im back i didnt die but could tuesday in surgery we’ll see! but right now! im alive !

[michigen]

we lived!

[michigen]

im back i didnt die but could tuesday in surgery we’ll see! but right now! im alive !

[godisafujoshi]

If you die, can you have them send me one of your feet?

[michigen]

i’ll have them send u THREE of my feet

[michigen]

jesus christ just got done writing my will took like 3 hours ….. even if i don’t die tuesday now i have a will so it’s fine

[elcycyromem]

applebee food is so good my penis diidnt pain anymore and i didnt get scared anymore

[2bratty]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

We all making grandpa cry btw

[batty-bun]

I'm sorry grandpa that they're doing this

[sacred-portal]