Lyrics from Hayloft and Hayloft II by Mother Mother adapted for RP starters!
"It started with the hayloft a-creakin'."
"Well it just started in the hay."
"With his longjohns on pop went a-creepin'."
"Young lovers with their legs tied u
"Blow their hayloft bedheads straight off."
"Whatever happened to the young young lovers?"
"The other got lost in drugs and punks."
"Whatever happened to the hayloft?"
"He took his ass back to the crack shack."
"My baby's got a gun, I better run."
"An eye for an eye, a leg for a leg."
"A shot in the heart doesn't make it unbreak."
"She really didn't want to make it messy."