star spangled danger

28, audhd (and more!), she/her

[todaysbird]

Careful with birding you can become addicted to noticing beauty in everything and appreciating nature

BEWARE OF THIS!!

[bitchautism-deactivated20250906]

dislike how many mental health posts on here are just "you've never done anything wrong in your life ever and they were evil for that"

[bitchautism-deactivated20250906]

maybe you did do something wrong. maybe you hurt someone. maybe you have said awful things. maybe you were just as bad as them. maybe. but what matters is that you move on. you have to try. you have to wake up and be kinder. you have to learn and listen and grow. maybe you did do something wrong but that doesn't mean you have to keep doing that. as long as you are alive, you can change

[exorsizzle]

Had a dream i was on building the band and i picked like 4 other people and the only one i can remember is hubert from fire emblem three houses but it turns out she was "girl hubert" so she had tiddies and a higher pitched voice

[exorsizzle]

Went out w my shorts inside out and accidentally up so high they revealed my panties 😔

[guillotin3d]

me because im god

[cosmonautroger]

Walter White, Evangelion

[shamebats]

[underwaterfraulein]

@emsails YOU'RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

[not-a-space-alien]

Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting

[not-a-space-alien]

I miss my moving men they took such good care of me and they were so handsome and beautiful and strong and efficient and they wrapped all my furniture up in plastic and they loved that I got pizza for them and they knew how to safely drive the big big truck. Come back to me moving men

[not-a-space-alien]

Moving men please come move me in your big strong arms in a way that complies with local safety regulations and the company's values

[not-a-space-alien]

One of the men had a dangling earring and a stud, so I told him I liked his earrings. So he told me about how when he first got his ears pierced, he lost a stud and had to borrow an earring from his girlfriend to keep the hole from closing up. Well the only one she had to lend him was a dangling pink fuzzy duck. And everyone made fun of him for wearing it until they realized he didn't give a fuck what they thought. So now he always wears one stud and one dangling earring.

He told me this story while manhandling my entire couch. And I'm supposed to be normal about this? I'm bisexual

[exorsizzle]

Just got done watching one of the most intense horror movies ive ever seen (like on the level of the fly and the substance level of balls to the wall intensity) and went to the bathroom afterwards only to find i had started my period for the first time in months. this is too much!!

[valtsv]

[exorsizzle]

Finally getting stronger and doing physical labor 😤 getting paid to workout 🏃‍♀️ $15.50 an hour which is minimum wage in the state of illinois 💵 i dont know why im emojiing sorry i just got off and im letting the cat (me) out of the bag (where you put your real personality when you go into work)

[toxiccaves]

[longingforrotkehlchen]

Caption winner: They look very orange-coloured.

Rostgänse ♂️+♀️ (ruddy shelducks) am Max-Eyth-See, Mühlhausen.

[psygull]

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

[psygull]

the gif i was thinking of when i made this post

[exorsizzle]

Went to my local audubon center today and saw what im 99% sure is a great egret breeding colony, before they did this they were resting on a bar in the river

[vampirejuno]

Having a much older, much more experienced person tell you you're doing well in your shared hobby is better than crack, especially when the hobby tends to be 80% retired ppl. Like, hell yeah I'm gonna get a good grade in birdwatching and I'm not even 50. Child prodigy moment

[vampirejuno]

Spotted a bird today that turned out to be a yellow-bellied sapsucker (uncommon here this time of year apparently) and received several "well spotted!"s and "good find!"s. You wish you were me

[exorsizzle]

Went to a really exciting job interview and now im panting like a dog