free ice cream

hi my name is amanda🍦🍦🍦

[effemimaniac]

Pokemon Frosted Glass and Stained Wood

[despazito]

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

[half-giant-fighter]

[sacred-portal]

[riddlesinthedork]

i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.

[beesmygod]

[imitation-lobster-meat]

[tazetta]

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

[littlebigplanet]

what

[tazetta]

when you're there you're family

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[mgmt2]

happens

[costanzian]

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

[costanzian]

[nerdreamer]

[cosmo-in-a-can]

TODAYS THE DAY EVERYBODYYYYYY

[procrastinationstationxx]

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

[jubs]

🎷🐛

[effeminate-wastrel-deactivated2]

[estufar]

[switchnx]

Always funny when memes get reused so much that they end up just going back to the original message

[houndmother]

in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all the way on the same day.

[captain-paperclip]

[ramenbrainedoak]

the truth about computers they don't want you to know.

[iamoutofideas]

adventure time one-off character