fine dining. and breathing.

pog

[roll1uptwice]

Pay them ppl man.

[parasitoidism]

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

[parasitoidism]

Did anyone else do this

[parasitoidism]

Rave reviews

[grimeclown]

LMFAO

[ukrainian-psycho]

i buy you a sexy egirl harness but every time it's on you freeze like cats do

[ukrainian-psycho]

our date in a park since ur ass wont stop chasing birds

[ryomensukunamoved-deactivated20]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[possum-adjacent]

go girl give us nothing

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[a-maiz-ing]

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

[macademmia-deactivated20260103]

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

[slashercatz]

he sounds like an anime villain

[henrykudhirai]

[bluesturngold]

i think the biggest takeaway from the pokemon sword and shield discourse is that game freak employees should unionize

[bluesturngold]

[beadyeyes]

im not homophobic im half gay

[beadyeyes]

on my moms side

[noneofyourbuisness1107]

Which mom

[beadyeyes]

yours

[feywildwest]

I call this masterpiece “ADHD Requires Me To Break Down My Days Into 47-Step To-Do Lists that Simplify Tasks So Much I’m Writing Things Like ‘Turn On Some Music’ Then ‘Pick Up Papers First’ Then ‘Now Pick Up The Clothes’ Sprinkled Periodically With Encouragements And Pleas Not To Give Into Executive Dysfunction Or Fatigue” by Alex Feywildwest (Notes App, IPhone, 2018)

[kaijuno]

Very tense living situation happening here

[besitou]

[goawayhahahahahah-deactivated20]

Eric Andre’s stupid Margaret Thatcher thing has literally set back the feminist movement by 30 years

[sluttynurse]

silence, kamala harris defender

[goawayhahahahahah-deactivated20]

are you literally serious 

[blackarachnya]

this is my son Throckmorton if you see him please message me he has been missing for 3 days after telling me he wanted to meet one of his fathers. if you have any information please call 1-657-354-4646

[sadhoc]

bastard’s degree

[sadhoc]

bastard of sciences

[laboradorescence]

motherfucker of arts

[smashing-yng-man]

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[rhube]

Data is the supportive friend everyone needs.

[ironwoman359]

He’s the best character guys sorry I don’t make the rules

[young-replica]