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im never gonna get my fucking cutie mark

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

dietspam16

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

blasedayfanfest

Idol Board bonus round: Get Jaylen Hotdogfingers to exactly 14.0%!

Axel Trololol

Boyfriend Monreal

Caligula Lotus

Comfort Septemberish

Edric Tosser

Goodwin Morin

Jaylen Hotdogfingers

Landry Violence

Morrow Doyle

Raúl Leal

Sixpack Dogwalker

Wyatt Mason

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Election results will be revealed on Monday, July 20 at 12 PM PDT / UTC-7 (what time is that for me?)

#the others need votes rn #blaseball

sanguine-humor

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

sanguine-humor

he keeps me sane

#AWWWW

rtvsclipsilike

HLVRAI LIVE IN PERSON! And its just a soldout theatre of people watching wayne in a VR headset talk to himself with no screen to show us what he’s seeing and no speakers so we dont know what he’s hearing.

rtvsclipsilike

I cant stop thinking of this visual

rtvsclipsilike

Would you actually buy a ticket for this

Hell Yes

Fuck No

Remaining time: 2 days 11 hours

#hell. yes #regardless of my level of engagement w the show. i can make friends w more rtvs fans irl :) we are all hanging out afterwards right

pukicho

If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

#literally

dogpuppy

gobstoppr

queen doodle while i try to get used to this shitty tablet . my old one is sorta out of commision..

#deltarune

chiarrara

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

dramatic-dolphin

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

hiveswap

^^^ PEOPLE ARE STILL THERE. There's a metro station across the street from the colosseum where i found a hair in my pizza slice. We drove by ruins of an amphitheater next to a motorway in greece once. It's literally just real places where real people live and have lived. It's not mythical perfect lands that once existed. I went to Itacha in 2023 and there was not enough parking space.

beardedmrbean

Periscope up

birds-in-posts

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

thatdiabolicalfeminist

are people talking about the labor conditions at Taylor Farms yet? like the fact they use enslaved prisoners in their facilities?

are we drawing the connection between worker safety and consumer safety & public health yet?

are people demanding to see the conditions in this place that keeps making us sick? why are the enslaved workers not having the time to use the bathroom or to rest when ill? very few people would shit in front of their coworkers given any choice at all.

chatonrandom

I got around to listening to Mechanist's EP a little belatedly and I'm laughing my ass off. It's a boppy techno disco dance song. It has the line "my sleepless obsession" in the chorus. He and Logos are getting completely sloshed.

Yeah, they fucked.

Then I glanced over his profile out of curiosity and I started to laugh some more. Some facts about Mechanist:

--His token is a bottle of wine and maybe he'll show you "his soul" (Logos's words) when he's drunk.

--He also apparently "rarely removes his work suit, even outside of work hours". The helmet stays ON during sex.

--He's unattractive. "His hair [...] looks like a patch of weeds," and "his eyes [...] fluctuate in size due to lack of sleep".

--He's good at puzzle games and entertaining investors.

--He's a bit of a goofball, and his VA is friendly and doesn't sound super serious.

--He composes technical poetry when he's drunk. (Logos writes it down)

--He also shows up hungover for his shift as Doctor's assistant.

--His giraffes are "extremely territorial", much like himself.

Logos's boyfriend being this guy is downright hilarious. The perfect* elegant prince banshee and his ugly possessive goofball turbo nerd engineer boyfriend. I've been pretty meh on Logos since his release but this is so goddamn funny that I might actually warm up to him.

*Yes I know Logos is also kind of silly on the inside.

#arknights #im so excited for him