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Your hand cream is offensive

Weird new TTC isolation chambers

Waiting for the lady beside me to fall asleep so I can tend to her brows

Do I have to pay fare if the bus driver has weird fingers?

If ya fall asleep on the train I'm gonna cuddle ya

Yeah, lady wearing heels pulling a wheelie bag, cut in front of me going down the stairs because that seems safe

Give a pregnant woman your seat but don't ask to sit on her lap

I learned something today. I learned that the TTC... can... travel backwards in time.

Thank you to Brian

Attention all customers on the Yonge-University-Spadina line: the delay you're experiencing is tiny, vicious dogs with crossbows

Woman beside me takes half my seat space, acknowledges my seat space & neglects to take any action regarding my seat space

Someone was either really nervous about missing their stop or excited about their first bus trip

Just witnessed my honest to god worst nightmare: a sleeping guy on an out of service train

Things that do not console me,when the ttc bus cant even keep its lights on

Thank you to TinyTokerGirl

Rearranging my purse is not an invitation to talk to me, toothless guy eating a granola bar

TTC bylaw #1: always wear sex panther. It's a pungent odour... STINGS the nostrils

Thank you to Brian

They have sinks in subway washrooms for resident birds to bathe I'm assuming

Pretty stoked to be the only person on this bus wearing deodorant

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