Incorrect quotes (The Pitt)
Robby, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Dennis: Hey.
Javidi: Hi
Frank: Hello
Mel: Hey!
Robby: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Trinity: We were out of Doritos.
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Robby: Today I realised I'm old.
Jack: What happened?
Robby: I fell in the hall and instead of laughing, Frank came running to see if I was ok.
Jack:
Robby: I saw fear in his eyes.
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*Frank shows up at Rabbot’s house*
Frank: i’ve made a terrible mistake
Robby: given your entire life experience, i’m gonna need you to be more specific
Frank: i kissed john
Robby:
Frank: are you gonna say anything?
Robby: ..i owe Dana so much money
Frank: ugh what do i do?
Jack: well what did he say after you kissed him
Frank: i don’t know
Robby: you don’t remember?
Frank: no, i kissed him then panicked and ran away so now i’m here
Jack: you didn’t even let him process, you just bolted?
Frank: i panicked!
*loud banging on rabbot’s door*
Robby, sarcastic: gee, i wonder who that could be
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John: have you told anyone we’re dating?
Frank: yes, John, i have no self control and told the whole Pitt we’re secretly dating
John: okay, no need for the sarcasm
Frank: no, seriously. i have no self control and i told the whole Pitt we’re secretly dating
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Frank: what’s your type?
John: kind, brunette, dumb, good sense of humor.
Frank: that sounds kind of like me. Too bad I’m not a girl.
John: did I mention dumb?
Frank: yes.
John: okay just making sure.
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Frank: Sometimes I don’t notice an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and everyone’s staring at me weird.
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Frank, slams adoption papers on Robby’s dining table: Adopt me.
Robby, slams complete adoption papers back: already have
Frank: What? When?
Jack: your first day at the Pitt
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Trinity: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Dennis: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Frank: Hi John, I'm back.
John: Where the hell were you? You've been gone for 12 hours!
Frank: Ok, so I went on my run right? Then I got a little kidnapped on the way back.
John: What the hell, are you ok?!
Frank: Yeah, I'm just mad they didn't even give me water so when I escaped I was hungry, and I stopped to buy us dinner. Here's your hamburger and onion rings.
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Frank: I’d literally take a bullet for you.
John: You’re suicidal, that means nothing.
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Robby, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?
Frank: Blue flavor!
Robby: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?
Frank: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!
Robby: Blue is not a flavor!
Frank: BLUE FLAVOR!
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Mel: What does 'take out' mean?
Frank: Food.
Dennis: Dating
Joy: Murder
Trinity: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Patient: How many kids do you have?
Robby: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Robby: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Frank: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Mel: I personally was created in a lab.
Trinity: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Robby: Well please don’t let the kids do anything stupid…
Jack: Stupid by my standards or yours?
Robby:
Robby: Stupid by Dana's standards.
Jack: Smart. They will live longer.
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Robby: What's on your mind?
Frank, who has been staring into space for an hour: I wonder if I've bought milk from the same cow twice.
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Ellis: Langdon's eyes are blue right?
Shen: They are blue and they get these green rims when the light hits them just right.
Ellis: And when was the last time he smiled?
Shen: Last night when I said something that made him laugh.
Ellis: Right and when's my birthday?
Shen:
Ellis: When's my birthday, Shen?
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