bc a lot of people seemed to like the first one I decided to post some more these are all from the second chapter of my incorrect quotes work on AO3 but that one had more
Colors and first or last names are purely based on vibes
The only exceptions are Mel, Robby, Joy and all the nurses bc calling them by any other name feels wrong
and Frank Langdon who is always gonna be blue
—–—–—
Robby: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on in here?
Mel: It’s kind of complicated, but Langdon-
Robby: Got it. Forget I asked.
—–—–—
McKay: Alright, enough chit chat everybody. Get back to work.
Ogilvie: You’re not our boss.
McKay: What did you say to me?
Ogilvie: ...Ma’am.
—–—–—
John, cooking: When I asked for a spoon, I meant the utensil.
Frank, hugging him from behind: Oh.
—–—–—
Trinity: Dennis found out he could sneakily put post-its on people's backs without them knowing.
Trinity: But he doesn't know they should say things like 'kick me', so they all just have smiley faces on them.
—–—–—
Santos: A lot of people have this dream of dying in their old age, passing away in their sleep, very peacefully
Whitaker: Yeah
Santos: What a basic bitch death
—–—–—
Frank: I missed you, babe!
John: I was only gone a few hours.
Frank: You were gone for three and a half hours. The first two and a half were terrible, and then I just went numb.
—–—–—
Santos: Are we going to see the warrior unicorns at the zoo?
Robby: The what now?
Whitaker: She means the rhinos.
—–—–—
Shen: You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 70 years, made this salad?
Robby: technically you aren't wrong with that number but I just hate it
—–—–—
Robby: HR says I'm no longer allowed to answer the phone with "for fuck sake, what now?"
—–—–—
Robby: No, Gloria won’t let me answer the phones, she’s afraid we’ll get a lawsuit against us since i can’t keep my mouth shut.
—–—–—
Langdon: Isn't surgery just stabbing someone to life?
Garcia: Please never become a surgeon
—–—–—
Donnie: Do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?
Langdon: They do.
Robby: ...why do you sound so sure about that?
—–—–—
Langdon: You can’t expect everyone to like you. You’re not Mel
Santos: Not everybody likes her
Langdon: Who doesn’t like her?
Langdon: Give me their names
—–—–—
Langdon: I heard you were talking shit about me?
Santos: Do you wanna hear it again or did you get everything.
—–—–—
Joy, about Ogilvie: If you're an adult man with natural blonde hair that's a sign from nature to show that there's something deeply evil going on with you like brightly colored frogs
—–—–—
Joy: I'm not rude, I just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking.
—–—–—
Frank: If I fall…
John: I’ll be there to catch you.
Robby: *looks at Jack* What if I fall?
Jack: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Trinity: *watches these two interactions*
Trinity, to Yolanda: And if I fall?
Yolanda: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
—–—–—
Donnie: Would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name?
Jesse: Legally, I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws. Morally though... I don't know.
Donnie: I believe god is on my side when it comes to Duncans' Doughnuts.
—–—–—
Langdon: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
Santos: I’m pretending that you’re in jail.
Langdon: Why?
Santos: It’s healing for me.
—–—–—
Frank: I’m Bisexual and confused.
Frank: Not at the fact that I’m a Bisexual, I just never know what the FUCK is going on.
—–—–—
Trinity: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza.
Dennis: So, you’re not going to share?
Trinity: I’m not going to share.
—–—–—
Al-Hashimi: Dr. Langdon, what is all this yelling about?
Langdon: Oh nothing, just confronting the asshole that ruined my life
Al-Hashimi: …Langdon, that is a mirror.
Langdon: Yes, your point?
—–—–—
Joy: I have a perfect memory, name one time I forgot anything. Ever.
Ogilvie: You left me in a parking lot 3 days ago
Joy: I did that on purpose, try again
—–—–—
Frank: Rule number one, I do the dishes because I like playing in the water. Rule number two, John does the cooking because I'm not allowed to touch the stove.
—–—–—
Frank: *tearing up because he stubbed his toe*
Yolanda: i thought you had a high pain tolerance
Frank: well yeah, but i never said that i wasn’t melodramatic
—–—–—
Javidi: aw, i love this love-hate relationship you guys have going on
Whitaker: it’s not a really a thing. it’s more like i’m nice and Trinity bully’s me
—–—–—
Langdon: do you want the center brownie or the crust one?
Al-Hashimi: doesn’t matter, they’re all the same
Langdon: EXCUSE ME?
Santos: WHAT?
Donnie: i’m sorry, WHAT’D YOU JUST SAY?
Abbot: you did not just say that
—–—–—
Shen: hey what are you doing later?
Ellis: sleeping.
Shen: no like, after lunch
Ellis: ... sleeping.
Shen: okay fine, after sleeping what are you doing?
i was talking to myself as u do when i said flames bursting into bodies what i meant was obs body bursting into flames but there was a weird sec when i was likt wtf brain
Like just fandom wise, they can both be seen as in love or brothers or father & son or just the canon mentor/mentee
and then there's canon which is just crazy cause both Anakin and Langdon "betrayed" the "good side" and both Obi-wan and Robby took that personally in a way
I also just realized that both Obi-wan's and Robby's mentors died like just as Anakin and Langdon got there which is another crazy parallel
there are probably a lot more similarities that I can't think of at the moment
anyway this came to me a few days ago and I just needed to get it out there
I just posted my first ever thing on AO3 and I just wanted to say that and that it is basically an extended version of the incorrect quotes I posted on here a little while ago, so if you liked that you may like this as well.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/81746051
Well that was all if you decide to check it out I hope that you like it! 🧡🩵💚
Can somebody please help me find this Swedish kids show I remember from when I was a kid?
Jag försöker hitta ett barnprogram jag minns från när jag var liten, det borde ha gått på ungefär någon gång under 2010-talet
Jag minns inte jätte mycket om det för jag kollade inte riktigt på det men det var på tv:en ibland
Men jag minns att det handlade om en klass tror jag och det utspelade sig på en skola som jag tror var precis bredvid en skog
Det fanns ett barn som alltid gjorde illa sig och jag tror att han inte var vit. Det fanns också en vaktmästaren som också alltid gjorde illa sig själv och så tror jag att han inte var så smart
Jag minns också att i det första avsnittet typ så hissade en pojke up en flicka i en flaggstång som i Emil i Lönneberga och att flickan gillade det men att deras fröken gjorde inte det
Jag har också för mig att det fanns en sjuksköterska som jag i allafall tyckte var läskig och jag tror att pojken som alltid gjorde illa sig tyckte det också
Igen jag känner som jag har berättat det här för kommer ihåg den här serien
I just posted my first ever thing on AO3 and I just wanted to say that and that it is basically an extended version of the incorrect quotes I posted on here a little while ago, so if you liked that you may like this as well.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/81746051
Well that was all if you decide to check it out I hope that you like it! 🧡🩵💚
Robby, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Dennis: Hey.
Javidi: Hi
Frank: Hello
Mel: Hey!
Robby: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Trinity: We were out of Doritos.
—–—–—
Robby: Today I realised I'm old.
Jack: What happened?
Robby: I fell in the hall and instead of laughing, Frank came running to see if I was ok.
Jack:
Robby: I saw fear in his eyes.
—–—–—
*Frank shows up at Rabbot’s house*
Frank: i’ve made a terrible mistake
Robby: given your entire life experience, i’m gonna need you to be more specific
Frank: i kissed john
Robby:
Frank: are you gonna say anything?
Robby: ..i owe Dana so much money
Frank: ugh what do i do?
Jack: well what did he say after you kissed him
Frank: i don’t know
Robby: you don’t remember?
Frank: no, i kissed him then panicked and ran away so now i’m here
Jack: you didn’t even let him process, you just bolted?
Frank: i panicked!
*loud banging on rabbot’s door*
Robby, sarcastic: gee, i wonder who that could be
—–—–—
John: have you told anyone we’re dating?
Frank: yes, John, i have no self control and told the whole Pitt we’re secretly dating
John: okay, no need for the sarcasm
Frank: no, seriously. i have no self control and i told the whole Pitt we’re secretly dating
—–—–—
Frank: what’s your type?
John: kind, brunette, dumb, good sense of humor.
Frank: that sounds kind of like me. Too bad I’m not a girl.
John: did I mention dumb?
Frank: yes.
John: okay just making sure.
—–—–—
Frank: Sometimes I don’t notice an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and everyone’s staring at me weird.
—–—–—
Frank, slams adoption papers on Robby’s dining table: Adopt me.
Robby, slams complete adoption papers back: already have
Frank: What? When?
Jack: your first day at the Pitt
—–—–—
Trinity: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Dennis: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
—–—–—
Frank: Hi John, I'm back.
John: Where the hell were you? You've been gone for 12 hours!
Frank: Ok, so I went on my run right? Then I got a little kidnapped on the way back.
John: What the hell, are you ok?!
Frank: Yeah, I'm just mad they didn't even give me water so when I escaped I was hungry, and I stopped to buy us dinner. Here's your hamburger and onion rings.
—–—–—
Frank: I’d literally take a bullet for you.
John: You’re suicidal, that means nothing.
—–—–—
Robby, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?
Frank: Blue flavor!
Robby: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?
Frank: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!
Robby: Blue is not a flavor!
Frank: BLUE FLAVOR!
—–—–—
Mel: What does 'take out' mean?
Frank: Food.
Dennis: Dating
Joy: Murder
Trinity: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
—–—–—
Patient: How many kids do you have?
Robby: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
—–—–—
Robby: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Frank: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Mel: I personally was created in a lab.
Trinity: I just straight up spawned lol.
—–—–—
Robby: Well please don’t let the kids do anything stupid…
Jack: Stupid by my standards or yours?
Robby:
Robby: Stupid by Dana's standards.
Jack: Smart. They will live longer.
—–—–—
Robby: What's on your mind?
Frank, who has been staring into space for an hour: I wonder if I've bought milk from the same cow twice.
—–—–—
Ellis: Langdon's eyes are blue right?
Shen: They are blue and they get these green rims when the light hits them just right.
Ellis: And when was the last time he smiled?
Shen: Last night when I said something that made him laugh.
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