Hey, y’all! Just a quick question: how’s Undyne holding up? I heard that she’s still working, but it was more of a passing comment when she was mentioned. Has she taken a break at all since the incident? Have you guys seen her recently?
*eh. we see her a bunch. she's kinda takin a break, kinda not. yknow how it is. doing as well as she can.
*THAT IS SUCH A NON-ANSWER, BROTHER! ARE YOU REALLY SO LAZY AS TO NOT EVEN ELABORATE ON OUR FRIENDS?
*... I DESPISE YOU SOMETIMES, BROTHER. I HOPE YOU KNOW.
*SIGH. I SUPPOSE I SHALL TAKE UP THE TASK OF TALKING TO YOU ALL ABOUT MY MOST WONDEROUS FRIEND! HONESTLY. THE DT INCIDENT AFFECTED US ALL IN MANY DIFFERENT WAYS. FOR UNDYNE, IT HAS CERTAINLY NOT AFFECTED HER ENTHUSIASM BUT IT HAS AFFECTED HER MOBILITY! MUCH LIKE IT HAS FOR MOST OF US! SINCE THE ISSUE BECAME SO WIDESPREAD, THE ROYAL GUARD IS LESS... ACTIVE, I WOULD SUPPOSE?
*or more active dependin' who you ask.
*AGAIN, BROTHER! SO VAGUE!
*they still patrol a bunch but its not about fightin' humans anymore. but patrolling is less of a royal guard thing and more of an everyone thing? we keep an eye out for eachother round here.
*UNDYNE CONSIDERS THE WHOLE UNDERGROUND HER PATROL ROUTE! WHICH IS ADMIRABLE! ITS MORE GROUND TO COVER BUT CERTAINLY A LOT LESS STRENUOUS OF A TASK THAN ALL HER PREVIOUS DUTIES! THE MOST STRESSFUL PART IS WHEN A SEARCH PARTY HAS TO BE CALLED. WE'RE ALL GETTING A LOT BETTER ABOUT THOSE, THOUGH.
*she'll probably turn up eventually if you stick around long enough. if that ain't enough for you though, i know my bro is always happy to talk about his bestie.