Sinsilverwind

29, ridiculously gay, they/them pronouns, can also be found on Ao3,header by kaereth

[daeligeek]

Im high asf and wife demanded i draw left and right as their final forms: pomeranians

[acheronlovely]

so guys… normal AU for Right and Left, right? I imagine Left as being a professional kickboxer since she loves to fight with her lower body and easily has the speed to do so. And with Right, I don’t see him being all that into sports like Left would be since she’s said to be the more hot-blooded of the two. He’s the more social, extroverted one so I think he’d enjoy a day job involving interacting with people.

My mind immediately went to him working at a daycare and doubling as a wrestler for his local town. He wouldn’t wanna go pro because that’s too much work, and he most certainly see wrestling as a hobby—fun, thrilling, and takes more steam off than boxing or hitting the gym. He wants to feel the thrill of fighting another person, full body and all in.

Even though kids find him scary, I feel like he genuinely loves caring and interacting with the youth. Now, I wouldn’t say he’d be too dumb to be a school counselor, but I think he’d find the paperwork aspect to be too tedious along with sitting in an office most of the time.

But I can definitely see him managing any programs at a school—as like a coach for wrestling, football, rugby, all those sports that involve working your full body aggressively.

With Left, she might travel a lot as a professional kickboxer. She wouldn’t get homesick much, but she would undeniably say she misses her brother and would be the first to call after a match. (These two are obviously twins in a normal AU. Unfortunately, Right is obviously the older twin of the two.)

People asking for photos after a match? Sure, she’s up for it. She barely breaks a sweat after every one, and the only time she has to hurriedly rush away is if her manager was shoving her onto the locker rooms.

Oh, and this woman is definitely not wearing a mouth guard. She wants to feel the blood on her tongue—not in a masochistic way but because it’s one of the ways her thrill of the fight increases. You’d be impressing her if you made her bleed in the first place because no one has ever done so; when this woman walks the ground shakes, and she is firm as if she were made of stone. (Haha)

Anyways that’s all my thoughts for now. I just wanted to contribute towards Migi and Hidari since they don’t have any imagines, blurbs, or fics at all

[roseytint-deactivated20181213]

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

[yokolate]

Yomi no Tsugai (2026) — 1x15

[saccharinerose]

this form of left is so.... *twirls hair*

[shiruba-tsuki]

It's a little smaller. Just a little. Then I suppose we'll have to diligently take them down one bite at a time. That's not how I prefer to do battle, but...

[noahwyles]

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

[anremithrl]

That was the correct thing to say.

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#the ancient texts

... My reblog was only six years ago!

[kaity--did]

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

[kaity--did]

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

[kaity--did]

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

[kaity--did]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

????

[kaity--did]

Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave

Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!

[kaity--did]

FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering

[justplainsalty]

I have follow up questions:

1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?

1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?

[kaity--did]

I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.

Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂

So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂

[kaity--did]

Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.

Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she

1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night

2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day

3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together

I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times

[yokolate]

qifrey and brushbuddy

[fixation-station4]

This is SUCH a cool one-to-one

[saturn-s-ghost]

I have no outline tho, just vibes

[playwithmydarkestdemons]

Witch Hat Atelier Opening 1 Creditless

[carmanza]

love all the leaning against the panels

[byjove]

Without fail, every time a woman is talking about how she does not want to have children and never wants to be pregnant and how medical professionals, romantic interests and family members keep trying to bulldoze her decision and keep expecting her to change her mind because motherhood is something that is expected of all women and it is abhorrent to think a woman could not desire it, a random mother spawns in the comments to be like “Well, actually, you never know! I didn’t want children and then I got pregnant and I realized I love being a mama and I have five little babies now! Could happen to you! 🥰”

Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.

[asturlavi]

half agony, half hope

[spicymochi]

they are sitting and pondering

[nondelphic]

unfortunately my story needs a middle. i personally think this is excessive