too gay for this.

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like for a starter maybs???

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        “ so like. if you had to guess. how much coffee is too much coffee? ” he’s drinking from his fourth cup as he speaks. the correct answer here is there is no such thing as too much, but it doesn’t matter, because he’s gonna drink however much he wants anyway.

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memelovin.

          ❝what the ACTUAL FUCK, MAN.❞

     NO really, WHAT THE FUCK. there goes flynn minding his own business, & next thing he knows there’s some guy in front of him with books on his head & holy shiT THERE GO THE BOOKS –

          did one land on his foot ? haha, you fucking bet it did.

          ❝this seems like the kind of crap i would do, honestly. that doesn’t make this any less painful —- ow.❞

        lukas’s top ten most embarrassing moments just updated— which honestly isn’t a feat because he makes a new one probably like once a week, but, still. 

               “ jesus fuck— sorry dude— oh my god— ”

        he’s the one who winces when the other kid says ow. that’s a math workbook, so it’s not hardcover ( luckily for everyone ), but it does have a billion pages in it. he kind of scrambles to start picking up his textbooks, still trying to apologize.

               “ i didn’t really plan for anyone to come around the corner, or anything. uh, are you okay? ”

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every time i have to pick an animated fc i’m always like ‘??? i don’t watch enough anime for this’

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eleutherxmxnia.

max watches as this disaster plays out. there’s immediate second-hand embarrassment, and she cringes as the notebook skitters toward her feet. bending down, she picks the damn thing up and slides it over toward his desk.

      “here you go. you know, you should really stop dropping your stuff.         i think maybe you’re telling it, subconsciously of course, that you         don’t like it. you’re hurting its feelings.”

she’s not serious, naturally, and she feigns a stern look.

               “thanks.”

        he shrugs as if to say ‘i don’t try to’ while adding it to the top of his still pretty precarious pile of books on the corner of the desk, although he can’t help the grin at the idea of hurting the notebook’s feelings.

               “good. i hope i subconsciously tell it that i hate it. because i do, because it insists on falling off my damn desk every thirty seconds.” 

        well. maybe if he watched where his arms were and picked up some hand-eye co-ordination. but that’s gonna happen when hell freezes over, so in the meantime, he’s gonna blame the notebook.

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+ memelovin.

       hey, i wonder if i can balance my textbooks on my head? he’d thought. i’m sure i can reasonably explain what i’m doing if someone happens by, he hadn’t thought. 

            “uhm—” the sudden lack of concentration has all three books tumbling. “shit— watch out— !”

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+ eleutherxmxnia.

        he’s accidentally knocked all his books and papers to the floor ( for like, the third time ), and at this point, he’s so completely done he can’t even pretend he’s embarrassed. 

        “hey, can you pass that notebook? the one on the floor just by your feet.”

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+ avianarchcr.

      “no offence dude— uhm, sir— but that doesn’t sound super— uhm. safe.”

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don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

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        “okay but the new terminator was only worth seeing because of emilia clarke and maybe the special effects. the actual writing was total shit.” pretty pretentious coming from a teenager. ( he tries. ) he hasn’t even seen any previous terminator movies.

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+ bravestsatyr.

        “i— uh.” if ??? is an emotion, this is it. “i was supposed to understand that, right?” 

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+ redheadisms.

        “holy shit— are you okay?” that did not look like fun.

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this blog is alive & i’m doing greeters & they’re all gonna be stupid bye

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crxdus.

                                        “ Oh, green? Um, are you maybe talking about this phone? ”

          His hands are shoved in his bag as he rummages through it for a few moments, his concentrated expression relaxing ever so slightly when he finally manages to find it. He shows the other the phone once it’s in his hands, scratching the back of his head with his free hand as he does so.

                                        “ I found it on the ground but I couldn’t spot its owner— is this the one? ”

               At the possibility of his phone actually being found, he perks up, breathing a very obvious sigh of relief when the other boy produces the phone— his phone. And to think he’d almost bailed on asking around because he hadn’t wanted to talk to anyone.

               “Oh, thank god. Yeah, that’s it. Where on the ground did you find it ?  I’ll have to check there first next time— thank you so much, you’re a lifesaver.”

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+ crxdus.

               “ hey, have you seen a phone anywhere ?  it’s in a green case. ” he looks worried, but that’s because it’s also got two pieces of id in the case. and twenty bucks, but he’s a little more worried about his learner’s permit.

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brckenhearted.

‘ah, it’s nice to meet you lukas.  my friends call me bunny.’  she smiled, beginning to walk alongside him, looking down at the sidewalk.  ‘so, what kind of slushie are you getting?’

              he grinned back, tucking his hands in his pockets. “ nice to meet you too. ” 

               “ slurpaccino, or whatever it’s called. you know, the one that has probably more caffeine than healthy ? also, mountain dew. and cream soda. basically anything but coke or pepsi, and i’m having it. you ? ”

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justxnecho.

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