vic

she/her. hugenormous blood-sucking freako

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[flowersofsummer]

[unpeeled-human]

love that genre of old newspaper comics where the characters would be flipping their shit over missing a due date

[madisonthealt]

Diveristy win!! The personification of death coming to reap your soul is a lesbian!

[r3burials]

they're just normal men

[prisonhannibal]

I think armand turned him despite being “repulsed” by the idea of turning someone into a vampire because he rode that old man dick so hard daniel had a heart attack and it was the only way to save him

[prisonhannibal]

yikes, unfollowing him now. I was a big fan of his constant lying, gaslighting and evil behavior, but I had no idea he dated a 70 year old man who’s 445 years younger than him

[fanfictionroxs]

S3 Daniel is basically going to be loustat's infant baby. Anytime loustat get alone time, the baby starts screaming in Louis's head for attention & Lestat starts crying alone in the coffin as Louis leaves him to tend to the kid. He's going to drag Armand back by the ears to get his alone time with Louis.

My (270m) ex-husband (145m) has a new baby (71m) that wont let us have sex. AITA for bringing back our (me, my ex husband and his baby) shared ex (514m) so i can have sex with my ex-husband?

[sirena-de-lunas]

penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry

[daggerdoggy]

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

[apas-95]

how to become commander of friend group

how to establish political control of friendgroup

friend group organisational structure google

[apas-95]

idk why so many people asked but yes i am autistic

[thecrabbybarista]

"You can't adapt House of Leaves into any other medium, it has to be a book or it doesn't hit the same" okay but have we tried a musical yet. we should at least try a musical.

[peelingmandarins]

[bisexualmotif]

[waystarlore]

Logan: roast me pls

Greg: lol no kids on ur bday

Logan: Your Dad Was A World Renown Faggot

[trobedtism]

they need to make succession funkos so i can throw tom and greg off the roof