🐱💥 / kat!

my blog for 🐱💥 anon related stuff!! she/her!!

[explodingkatts]

WARNINGS: UNREALITY, SUICIDAL IDEATION, BODY HORROR

"summary post"

(also I add secrets under the cut of this post every so often. :3)

HIIII THERE KITTIES!

EEP! watch out from above! explosives tend to follow me around like leeches, hehe! 🧨

I'm 🐱💥 anon, or kat! I really like sparking up some (definitely) contained fun every now and then in people's inboxes! ^w^

(hey there! 🐱💥 anon mod kip here. I go by she/her, same as the character. whenever I'm ooc, I'll use brackets and bold the text like this. I mostly just poke around the kintsugi au sooo yeah! :3)

TAGS!!

kat kerfuffles -> general tag!

kat meows -> answering asks!

katblurbs -> reblogs!

kat scratches -> art I made!

katlore -> IMPORTANT moments!

kip converses -> talking out of character! / mod posts!

Mkx'd Rsno Pybofob Ukdrobsxo : )

ew. sorry about that. this thing up here is siege, an entity that possessed me and then got locked away or something. anyway,

separate character tags:

KAT

-🐱💥(kat), -🐱💥, -kat, -kat

SIEGE

-🐱💥(SIEGE), -🐱💥(?) -Siege.

(I use caesar and viginere, if there's a word italicized and/or bolded try that, if not do a->k caesar.

may switch it up if I learn more...)

I ALSO RUN @coolbrosonlymydudes AND @agentcildms

: )

[explodingkatts]

wow this fucker put SO much shit on my blog

-kat

[explodingkatts]

ocmeback

comebakc

ow

I'll get medicial supplies during my lunch break

—and the sewing machine never rests, you know who this is

I'm almost there hold on ok

-kat

[explodingkatts]

... made it out. damn

I'm so sorry kalei. I hope you find your way out of there soon. it's not safe for me to go back there.

please protect yourself.

I love you.

fia. I'm headed home soon, okay? I'm trying to use my wings but the air through the cuts are really painful.

and squig. thank you for looking after the place, haha. sorry for leaving a bit of a mess.

I'm free. for now.

thank you kalei.

-kat

[explodingkatts]

WHERE ARE YOU. KNIGHT.

leave me alone I'm busy. hey I'd like my phone back btw.

HOW IS YOUR PHONELEVITATING

yeah thanks. anyway bye.

[agentcildms]

Examinations of the day for Subject Katherine:

Scarring sample extracted from hip.

Reflexes tested with a cut near the eye. Too slow.

[explodingkatts]

OOC) it’s poly anon the short asks weren’t me the long one was and I think I figured out what emoji I used so if I keep sending asks (if any make you uncomfortable please ask me to stop) I’ll try and remember to add the emoji or state my name for clarity

-🔼

(ah alright. I'll get rid of the tag for the other ones then.)

(I only get uncomfortable with the constant ragebait, I do actually fall for it sometimes. it doesn't feel great. please keep that to a minimum, anons)

-kip

[explodingkatts]

Ah, sorry, I forgot they used that emoticon.

You didn't answer my question. ( :

(I'll do it that way then.)

Alright yeah this is pointless

Get out of here. All of you. You're wasting my time

-Agent Cil, Massachusetts DMS

[explodingkatts]

…all jokes aside you know you don’t have to answer asks the second you get them? It’s important to me that you know that. The US has had way too many explosions recently for you to be ignoring very important work stuff to reply to a Tumblr shit post (shit ask?) like honestly I could keep making fun of you for the bit, but if I was gonna make fun of you for anything, it would be putting people in danger to answer Tumblr on company dollar like that’s just sad. Like put the fries in the bag and maybe not explode Ness Ann instead of falling for low level rage bait, like damn.

dis you -> 🍼👶

Ness Anne*

-Agent Cil, Massachusetts DMS

[explodingkatts]

If I say it nicer will you do it ? : )

Who do you think you are, hm? Some sort of freak roleplaying as the entity that merged with Subject Katherine?

I've noted that it used that. ": )".

... Gross.

-Agent Cil, Massachusetts DMS

[explodingkatts]

Kill yourself Cil. Please : )

How very blunt.

-Agent Cil, Massachusetts DMS

[explodingkatts]

uhhhhhhh I’ll convince Fia and trick Kalei…. And I’ll commit unspeakable crimes to get them out if they say yes

oh evil agent dear!!!!!! Please relay that to the much more tolerable and much less annoying kat also you could lowkey learn to be nicer.

I think all those fancy rich people paying your stupidly high salary for your stupid fancy agent job would give you at least some bare minimum basic PR training for fucking Tumblr.

Ughhhh stupid peasants, what are you gonna come out and say taking over this blog was a friggin social experiment next you traitor?

I hope you know I didn't even get PR training. I'm an agent logging and tracking a subject in our custody, not some sort of social media influencer.

I am not forwarding that to Subject Katherine. Subject is unresponsive and hostile as of now, and.. Might I add, I was in the middle of important examinations before you rudely showed up?

The only reason I am continually rude with you is because you came here begging for romance with people who were absolutely not interested.

Did you think you'd swoon me by saying you harassed my colleague? Oh, how very charming indeed.

Kindly turn yourself elsewhere. Thanks.

-Agent Cil, Massachusetts DMS

[explodingkatts]

prude.

-poly anon

ps: send my request over to Kat since you’re too annoying to accept, if your holding them captive the least you could do is give them a phone call or some hope for romance

...

Subject Katherine Serenity says she is "currently involved in a very complicated non-romantic relationship".

She has some very good friends, I suppose.

So, unfortunately for you, I don't think she's available either.

She won't be available for quite a bit.

-Agent Cil, Massachusetts DMS

[explodingkatts]

So I may or may not have been sexually harassing your coworker… anywaysssssss I thought it was only fair that I sexually harassed you too because that’s definitely how this works! So do you wanna maybe join my polycule? It comes with free cuddles and limited meal tax!

it’ll also me sooooo great for your work opportunities and whatever else I need to say to get you to join my cult I mean polycule

oh and cuz I didn’t say it… ITS ME THE BEST ANON TO EVER LIVE WHO GOES BY THE VERY OBVIOUS AND INFAMOUS TITLE OF POLY ANON JOIN ME AND BASK IN MY GLORY

What is your problem?

Do you have a screw loose??

... As I have mentioned before on my account. No. Not interested.

I am... Not looking for any sort of romantic entanglement currently. I am much too busy with work to be deemed a "good" partner.

-Agent Cil, Massachusetts DMS

[agentcildms]

... Someone let the details of Subject Kaleidoscope Cullins' examination slip to Subject Katherine Serenity.

Subject is incredibly hostile, likely due to past experiences with inflictions to the chest.

Luckily the Subject is going into its own examination for its scarring soon, which may distract from the protectiveness it desperately clings to. We may need to see about endurance as well.

[explodingkatts]

[LOG: Subject Katherine Serenity and Agent Cil Plymouth]

[WARNING: mentions of scalpels, pain, and infliction of harm]

N: Knj, vkwzu evkcs. Nzk gcs ezi, Qlhnpfoys?

Q: T'a as.. W's qwtp. Xadh Qlh od toys.

I: Xvs, jsy.. Hsrw, augwtr ct. Oc ezi qycc hve hs'bp pxzimsh ezi npfk?

V: Hu lgq xs wfsyewuyg? O hoy afkehe dixp hnlh clg gwz ezi mfmy yskosj zt sp, vg- fa- csoz lfk jca ocoyu cthn xm ctbm.

N: Sdlaoywtr wz. Lukyh, nlbj xs g dqgwdkw.

Y: G DQGWDKW?!! KGTH RPH MZ CL XS--

I: Evgyy ezi. Gwforvz, wsz'd gkp.... On! Cwmsh. Zswy xoe dhoyu pfgz l poe, Ygevkcwtp. Drpoyp tkpz lcsk ec hthk occy ct evk eccpz hpgoos ezi.

Q: ...

N: Uuzr, mzcj. Ycc. Hvkcs od hnp puys npfk? Oc cp vggs kioie aklgacsspbzd mke ct evk wstrhn zt zss lfzrj caegzcsznvko koyu? Tz? Kkwz, lpsr qfkp hu oc zsoz hvows O oc sj sdlaoyoztct, lukyh.

Q: *Xilqzko gufbjd cl qsgc oto dgtb ilak ziz qfux pkswto hnp huhsr tb npf zpszs oy evk dqgwdkw kkyh jzkt tbzz vkc koyu, ypsvtbm occy tachnpf gyr lffzssx evxzims zgjsxd cl ewydik fbztz zss hwojp fklqnpr hzbk.*

N: Ompbz, hfoes jzkt evge hnp puys od ake oz evkds spoyffkxsteg. epg. Zsotv muf. Hnp przcj qfux hnp koyuy tg gwgu awtv; drpoyp bues zswy fbjpf "vlfgycxxor nwxnisdhgyqkd".

Y: *Sftlwsj* Lfk hs jzbk jsz?

N: Bue eathk. Woe occy ct jcac gzzagnv? Cp vggs g ncaazk xcxp sdlaoyoztctd hu nctoiie.

[explodingkatts]

Another Exerpt from Act II of my play The King in Yellow

i can see you. can you see me? i can see you. can you see me? can you see me? can you see me? can you see me? can you see me? i can see you. i can see you. i can see you. i can see you. i can see you. i can see you. i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.i can see you.

I am with you.

Hmm.

Your play?

What an interesting thing to mention.

-Agent Cil, Massachusetts DMS