Shark anon…? Is anon something like a title in your world? Well, to answer your question about my name – I am Professor Shark, tho I suppose there is no „Professor“ emoji because otherwise my consciousness would surely manifested as that instead...must be some strange way in how this world is perceiving ones name. I certainly would not choose just Shark as it since that has a bit of a...well, lets call it a long story, okay?
For now, I am trying to figure out how to leave this place – I am thinking, and again, my theories tend to be correct, that you and I are not exactly on the same plane of existence right now. I do not think that my condition has turned me into a virus, unless my pure existence in this Cyberworld somehow harms it, which would not be the first time but I doubt it.
Anyway!I am tracing your dimensional wavelength through this tiny little signal I get whenever you talk to me.
You see, what I call zapping is mainly a mix of dimensional travel and time travel which, technically, is the same thing.Kinda. You see, dimensional travel is just time travel but instead of forward or backwards its kinda..sideways? Which can be used to get wherever and whenever you want! Unless of course….a botched spell makes it happen randomly without a way to control it. BUT whenever someone,or something moves between the worlds, they leave a trace behind,a special wavelength unique to every being, something called a Dimensional Footprint! And now that I have found yours, I should be able to leave this Cyberspace soon. We will see where I end up once that happens...or when.
Now, I do not want to fire up your hallucinations needlessly but...have you ever considered some of them to be a message from something otherworldly? I have met people before whose way of communicating was sending interdimensional visions to their conversation partner. You would not believe the headache that world causes!At least there is very little misunderstandings when everyone can see everyones thoughts...Oh, have you by chance seen a blue dragon?
Now, I do not know what you are doing with 60 apples, baking a massive apple pie? Wait...am I getting hungry? In a world inside a computer? This must mean that my connection in this world is weakening….Why does this computer have a whole dimension inside it anyway? Maybe theres something I am missing….
I will try to figure something out!
And please do not multiply me again, one of me is quite enough...
Oh there is a LOT to unpack here right now... (And.. I'm not just talking about the stuff I've gone home to go get and put in this suitcase to bring to the K-Crew apartment while Fia's at work because, uh, Kalei DID task me with looking after her?? And, I was gonna check up on them more regardless, but I think I'd be better for me to just. Bunk over there for the time being. I'm even bringing a sleeping bag this time so I don't have to keep sleeping in a pile of sheets on the floor...)
Yes, I suppose "Anon" is a title here? It just stands for "Anonymous". You aren't using your Tumblr account to speak to me, so.. IDK who you are? Thus, you are anonymous~ But you're still identified by a marker, AKA the emoji, thus!~ Shark Anon!~
And... There ARE emojis for teachers at least, so if you consider yourself a teacher then maybe these could work too?
I dunno~ Either way, I am kinda curious what you have a teaching degree in~ Guess that's something else you gotta tell me, huh?~
And if you say you're "zapping" through time and space, (and something about a botched spell?? So I guess MAGIC is a part of all this??? Man, the lore of this game is getting weird...) then, what would the internet count as in that..? Its not entirely digital OR physical, so...
I dunno. Computers are nonsense for me... I'd direct you towards the kiddo that's physically trapped in one, but... Eh. I don't think that'll help beyond causing her (and likely you) needless stress...
That said, you ARE at least able to read my posts then, right? Since you know about the whole thing of me buying Avery all those apples? Do you think maybe transferring between the types of internet wavelength whatever technobabble would work there? Like, say, watching a video~ Because if that's the case, there ARE some videos up you could wa
on second thought. Uh... Just.... Here's the ONLY video you should watch on my blog actually: Link~
You get a few of the outside of my trailer and my neighborhood raccoons at least!~ Might teleport you to my place in the past or... Something. IDK how any of this works OR how that will play out in the ARG, but... We'll just see how it goes IG!~
Oh, and the hunger thing... Uh....
IDK if the shark thing is literal or not, so I'm putting seafood just in case but... Here~ Have some food emojis maybe? Or... You said you were in a dimension made of text so... maybe you can just. Write about eating and it'd happen? I dunno, I'm spitballin'~ Like, what if I say, "Shark eats the green apple"? Do you taste it or something? Or is that not gonna work, like... Only YOU can say that and have it happen? I'll let you test that out~
What else... Uh, I would know if I saw a dragon. Dragons aren't exactly real, so seeing a big funky lizard walkin' around would be a shock to everyone, regardless of color~
And... That's most of it~
Oh boy, Sharky, do like to yap~ It takes me a while to write all this out, but I do enjoy the stuff you send? It's fun to actually treat the KT ARG like the game it is for once instead of the shitty Truman Show wannabe bullshit it's been like recently~ This is a fun break from reality, so thank you for that~
THAT SAID... I know you're like, allowed to mess with the heads of those involved in the ARG and all, but could you not bring my hallucinations into this? You seem pretty chill so far, even with all the LOREdumps, but... Maybe lets not mix up my real mental illness with the horrors in the game? I don't even really hallucinate outside of an episode unless it's... Before or after an episode. Or if I'm, like, REALLY tired and forgot to take my meds. Either way, I ain't a fan of my disorder being used for lore...
But! Enough of the serious stuff!~ I await your next response, dude!~
P.S. If you have a blog, you can link it in your post? I mean, you kind of NEED a Tumblr blog to ask questions nowadays, even anonymously, so if you figure out how to go off Anon, could you send it my way?~
