If at first you don't succeed... just blow it up

RejectedWatch's Jamison Fuckes icon an background curtosy of @best-hero-in-the-game

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If two rats met in a cage would they work together to escape or fight to death

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Conclusion They would blow the place up

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If two rats met in a cage would they work together to escape or fight to death

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Bitch I live

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TAKES THAT BACK I DONT LIVE -siren noises- -jumps out of the window and flees-

[theroadiesthog]

*making a large pot of baked beans* Has anyone seen @beanzoshitmada ???

[daddy-has-you-in-his-sight]

Not recently, no… why the pot of beans?

[theroadiesthog]

I figured Mccree would be happy if someone made some beans so I decided I would

[daddy-has-you-in-his-sight]

Thats a nice gesture. Did you put brown sugar in it?

[cowboy-txt]

Howdy, @theroadiesthog. I’m- uhhh, McCree. Definitely NOT an alternate universe’s McCree. Anyway, can I have those beans?

[theroadiesthog]

WHO ARE YOU, SIR YOU ARE NOT MCCREE

[smolmommamorcy]

THAT’S NOT MY SON

[peakof-themountain]

Be nice morcy let the man have his damn beans

[beanzoshitmada-blog]

I find the fact you’re not cooking me alive disturbing.

[grandmaster-weeb-genji]

No, everyone already roasts on you enough nee-san.

[beanzoshitmada-blog]

I need to be roasted so much I d i e

[spacecowboymccree]

Woah that imposter sure was weird. can I have the beans?

[daddy-has-you-in-his-sight]

I think Mako made enough for everyone.

[peakof-themountain]

Yay beans i want some ketchup with mine (who gets the reference?)

[daddy-has-you-in-his-sight]

//too soon// I dont really care for beans. @theroadiesthog Can you make me something else instead?

[theroadiesthog]

I’m not a chef, Jack! You will eat some beans and you will like it!

[daddy-has-you-in-his-sight]

I don’t like them though.

[peakof-themountain]

HE MADE THE DAMN BEANS NOW EAT THEM (also the book came out in 1950)

[daddy-has-you-in-his-sight]

((its always too soon)) Ill swallow my pride. And eat the beans.

[smolmommamorcy]

eat the b e a n s

[daddy-has-you-in-his-sight]

NO

[thesaltypharah-blog]

Please just stop being stubborn and the the beans… please

[daddy-has-you-in-his-sight]

I’ll eat the damn beans.

[explosiveratonfire-blog]

👀 I heard beans what's this talk bout

[the-shooty-spiderlady]

@bigmommamorcy Ma chérie, we have a wedding to plan!

[smolmommamorcy]

Oh yes! What should we plan first, the cake?

[peakof-themountain]

Don’t get me started on cake

[penguintyrant]

You’ll get chips,I swear

[the-shooty-spiderlady]

We went with red velvet.

[peakof-themountain]

FUCK YES

[the-shooty-spiderlady]

I’m not even going to ask

[peakof-themountain]

Remember the cake discourse of satya and mako’s wedding? Cuz i do.

[daddy-has-you-in-his-sight]

We dont talk about that

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What the

[explosiveratonfire-blog]

Mei: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?

Junkrat: [to Roadhog] You shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers.

Roadhog: You can shoot me too, we’ll have 20 million.

Junkrat: Good thinking, fuck the system.

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Lucio: You have really pretty eyes.

Junkrat: Thanks. I need them to see.

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Roadhog: I regret doing this…

Junkrat: Coming here or being my bodyguard?

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Hanzo: You're on fire

Junkrat: Thanks

Hanzo: No, like, you're literally on fire

Junkrat: Your point?

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Junkrat: No, no, no-no-no. I want the most dangerous reptile you've got.

Store worker: I have an iguana that - uh - eats crickets.

Junkrat: That'd be scary if it was a birthday party for crickets. Seriously, mate, I need you to step it up a notch. Is there anything that scares the coocoo out of you?

Store worker: Uh, not really. I do have a bearded dragon.

Junkrat: Ooh! Does it...

Store worker: -no, it does not breath fire.

Junkrat: Well, then we're back to square one, aren't we?

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D.Va: What do you think Jamison will do for a distraction?

Roadhog: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

[building explodes and several car alarms sound]

Roadhog: …or he could do that.

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[leaveherecometome-deactivated20]

[Overwatch Old Time Family]

Efi in Antique Shop “Junkrat & Roadhog”

[mercys-wife-deactivated20180515]

The sounds of Junkrat

[mozg-art]

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[underm0st]

[keiggy]

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