!Sapper's Spices!

pfp by capriknightart here on tumblr!

[explosives-r-us]

Heya there! Do ya enjoy blowing things up? Explosives? Then we could use your help! There's money to sweeten the deal, eh, eh? What do ya say?

OOC UNDER CUT

hii!! I'm making another blog here because Sapper is just..... so cool..... teehee, anyway!!

Things are booming! / 🧨 = ic post

Enugh my head... /♟️= ooc post

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[explosives-r-us]

sapper my guy!!!!!!!!!!!! How're things????????? Are the booms bombing???????? wait-

Heyyaa!! Took awhile to calm it down but im quite alrigh', eh? Also the booms MAYYY be bombing... ehehe... 💥💥💥

[explosives-r-us]

Sapper do you have a steady supply of aspirin or anything? You seem like you get headaches a lot and I'm worried about you dude...

Aspirin? All I got is the ol Surgeon over here! I aint got any fancy shmacy medicine... sorry for worryin ya?

[notanarmyman]

ooc. yyyeeeaah that plotline with the spores went on WAY too long. it's being discontinued for all who're wondering; both due to the disinterest in it and the fact there was a pretty bad falling out with Mince (Minesweeper, Nate&Ammo, and Spore Sovereign mod) recently and they apparently deleted all three of their LORP blogs. hooray. sigh. I'm not gonna be deleting all the stuff with that plot off of my blogs solely because I just don't want to bother with it. there was a LOT. thaaanks.

[explosives-r-us]

Hey Sapper! How's it going?

Bit of an odd thing for someone to show up and say out of nowhere when they've been missing, at best. Not to mention how there's relatively fresh blood splattered across her, and a rifle slung over her shoulder. Surely that wasn't too important though.

@minesweeppp

MINES!! OH MY DEAR HEAVENS, WHERE HAVE YA BEEN?! IVE BEEN SO WORRI- ...

–Sapper paused, staring at the rifle over her shoulder with... a rather worried expression. She took a step back cautiously.

Whats wit-

Whats wit th' blood?

and where's yur metal detector too?

[minesweeppp]

I wouldn't worry too much about that. It's just blood! No big deal, right? And I lost my metal detector.

Oh, right. The rifle. That should probably be addressed.

I did happen to find something else, though. Why're you staring at me like that, anyway? I'm not gonna shoot ya!

[explosives-r-us]

Somethin- Sum else? What could ya have POSSIBLY found out there? Especially sum that made you react like...

–Sapper hesitated, their eyes locking on the exposed flesh on the sides of Minesweepers face.

Sorry, sorry, you're right! Thats no way to look at a buddy, I keep actin irrationally. Hold on, I think I got uhh.. some disinfectant in my big backpack! Dont tell Surgeon, I mightve stolen it...

[minesweeppp]

I'm not tellin' them shit, don't worry about that.

[explosives-r-us]

Thank ya, Mines. This might sting a lil so uh.. hold still for m' !

[minesweeppp]

M'kay.

[explosives-r-us]

–Sapper carefully treated the wound to the best of her ability, their expression laced with rare nervousness. As Sapper attempted to fix the damage, their nose scrunched as their eyes landed upon the wound.

"This shit is gnarly..."

–Sapper grunted.

[explosives-r-us]

... how much would I have to pay you for you to prove it?

You're willing to pay? Wow, hm.. $50 bucks. How bout that?

[explosives-r-us]

Can you do a backflip?

Oh, HELL yea! I remember doin one not long ago! Atleast I think I did... enngh.. My head.. Whateva, whateva-! Yeah, of course I can!

[explosives-r-us]

This is kinda out of the blue, but do you like whittling? You seem like the type of person who always needs to be doing something with her hands.

Hmm... Never tried that but it sounds interestin! Probably would try it sometime!

[shadowing-friend]

Heads up because apparently we can't have shit here in Montreal. Whoever's been Harassing Olive ( @free-high-15s ) is now making a blog to masquerade as Olive and purposefully try to make them look bad, even going as far as to make it look like they've been the one sending hate.

This is Olive's beautiful blog.

This is the fake blog. They've replaced the 1 with a lowercase L. All of their posts are reblogs.

This behavior isn't funny. It isn't tough. It's not going to win you friends.

To the person who did this- I don't have you blocked so I know you can see this. This is genuinely disgusting behavior, and you flat out are NOT welcome in these spaces. This goes beyond anger issues. We all have reason to believe we know who you are, and the fact that after blocking your main blog the hate stopped and now this has happened is genuinely fucking sad, and only outs you further. Genuinely please leave these spaces, as your behavior is disappointing and disgusting beyond words. Leave Olive and the rest of the Look Outside blogs alone.

[explosives-r-us]

Hey Sapper! How's it going?

Bit of an odd thing for someone to show up and say out of nowhere when they've been missing, at best. Not to mention how there's relatively fresh blood splattered across her, and a rifle slung over her shoulder. Surely that wasn't too important though.

@minesweeppp

MINES!! OH MY DEAR HEAVENS, WHERE HAVE YA BEEN?! IVE BEEN SO WORRI- ...

–Sapper paused, staring at the rifle over her shoulder with... a rather worried expression. She took a step back cautiously.

Whats wit-

Whats wit th' blood?

and where's yur metal detector too?

[minesweeppp]

I wouldn't worry too much about that. It's just blood! No big deal, right? And I lost my metal detector.

Oh, right. The rifle. That should probably be addressed.

I did happen to find something else, though. Why're you staring at me like that, anyway? I'm not gonna shoot ya!

[explosives-r-us]

Somethin- Sum else? What could ya have POSSIBLY found out there? Especially sum that made you react like...

–Sapper hesitated, their eyes locking on the exposed flesh on the sides of Minesweepers face.

Sorry, sorry, you're right! Thats no way to look at a buddy, I keep actin irrationally. Hold on, I think I got uhh.. some disinfectant in my big backpack! Dont tell Surgeon, I mightve stolen it...

[minesweeppp]

I'm not tellin' them shit, don't worry about that.

[explosives-r-us]

Thank ya, Mines. This might sting a lil so uh.. hold still for m' !

[explosives-r-us]

tell your fucking "fRiEnD" to fucking turn anons back on if i'm such a fucking joke she has nothing to fucking hide from bitch needs to stop fucking hiding and learn how to take some fucking criticism once in a fucking while goddamn bitch thinks she's fucking perfect or smth needs to wake tf up and see the fucking real world don't work like that for fucking once in her miserable life

Dude, get a life. This is actually pathetic and honestly sad to look at. You are bullying people on the internet for something that other people have been doing since the start of the internet. I want you to use that little pea-sized brain in that skull of yours and think. Hmmm, maybe I should actually let people have emotions! Maybe I should let people be happy and express themselves uniquely! If you cant do that, maybe you shouldn't be on the internet fucking at all. Also, what could she be "hiding"?? The code? You mean the code that many, many online deciphers that you can easily use to solve it? Just SAY you dont know basic ciphers. I can truly say, they are NOT miserable. Infact, they're some of the best people ive ever met and I hope someday you realize you are sick in the head and stop cussing out MINORS for having fun. For another fact, you're not giving criticism. You are spreading hate. Your parents would be disappointed. <3

[explosives-r-us]

Okay I have nothing to do with the dog guy but. "Little guy". Sapper. Have you seen the size of a Tibetan Mastiff.

...no.. I got bigger things t'do anyway!

[explosives-r-us]

Sapper! Merry Christmas!! I'm. Uh. Still currently ankle-deep in spores. But when I get out I will find you a new shovel, I swear!!

Also why do you have a dog??

-Olive

Heya Olives, Merry Christmas! Jeez, I cant believe its already Christmas. Crazy how time flies! Also, be careful in th' spores. Dont need ya and Mimi BOTH bein mushroom food.

[explosives-r-us]

I told you, you look like a dog person! So I gave you a dog! Case closed.

...Huh. We aint really allowed to have pets but I dont mind keepin the little guy secret.

[explosives-r-us]

Hey Sapper! How's it going?

Bit of an odd thing for someone to show up and say out of nowhere when they've been missing, at best. Not to mention how there's relatively fresh blood splattered across her, and a rifle slung over her shoulder. Surely that wasn't too important though.

@minesweeppp

MINES!! OH MY DEAR HEAVENS, WHERE HAVE YA BEEN?! IVE BEEN SO WORRI- ...

–Sapper paused, staring at the rifle over her shoulder with... a rather worried expression. She took a step back cautiously.

Whats wit-

Whats wit th' blood?

and where's yur metal detector too?

[minesweeppp]

I wouldn't worry too much about that. It's just blood! No big deal, right? And I lost my metal detector.

Oh, right. The rifle. That should probably be addressed.

I did happen to find something else, though. Why're you staring at me like that, anyway? I'm not gonna shoot ya!

[explosives-r-us]

Somethin- Sum else? What could ya have POSSIBLY found out there? Especially sum that made you react like...

–Sapper hesitated, their eyes locking on the exposed flesh on the sides of Minesweepers face.

Sorry, sorry, you're right! Thats no way to look at a buddy, I keep actin irrationally. Hold on, I think I got uhh.. some disinfectant in my big backpack! Dont tell Surgeon, I mightve stolen it...

[explosives-r-us]

You look like a dog person.

[+1 Tibetan Mastiff!]

....Pardon–? Wh- WHUT? WHY DO I GOTTA HAVE THIS THANG?

[notanarmyman]

Don't care if you probably can't get periods. Projecting cramps on you in progress right now.

What. Excuse me. What does th

atmeanohgmylordHFEKLPME??

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