Well, Frankly, I Don’t Care!

She/her

[isalion17]

CAN WE PLEASE BE NORMAL!?

What fucks me up the most is the fact there’s people deliberately zoomed in on his wallpaper, and when they knew it was of L, they continued to take a screenshot AND POST IT.

This is so weird, if it was something else, okay whatever. But the fact you knew it was a pic of L that Max or #her did NOT share… then why would you post it. Weirdo.

[isalion17]

Let’s Analyze- forensic detective 🚬

First I’d like to welcome everyone, if you’re interested into talks of F1 gossip, investigative-ish analysis, or even cinema then hello there!

Before we star, these are my thoughts only, nothing is “confirmed”.

Let’s start with a recent case

MONZA KP GRAND ENTRANCE:

To me, and many other didn’t expect to see KP, to show up on screen and bless us with her wonderful appearance (sarcastically). With many assuming this is for Max, and showing up for him to support…I think it’s a different case. First we’re going to analyze the picture she had posted, and what they may mean:

1 Fashion show not race:

Rather than appearing alone, or with his family; kelly decides to show up with 2 makeup artists, and 1 photographer. This easily Indicates <curation of image>, not casual presence. Makeup artists + photographer = intent to create polished content. Which could mean, this may functions as social proof — it says “I am important enough to bring people” and creates a visible support network. I’m a woman, I understand wanting to look good, but this weekend isn’t about you. It’s about your partner. This isn’t fashion week. It’s a race. In addition: The presence of professional photographers means the content can later be analyzed for metadata (timestamps, editing traces). This not only indicates that it’s a curated image, but the fact this was her GRAND ENTRANCE.

2 Entourage:

Kelly did not only show up with makeup artists, but a group of friends, which I’ve never seen any WAG or guest brings. The fact she brought a large entourage suggests she wanted to reassert presence with support and attention. Instead of blending back in quietly, this was an orchestrated return. Especially, if we consider how long she has been away from the paddock. This creates a controlled audience: friends become a curated witness group amplifying content and reaction. Not to mention, and this is a thing many have pointed out before, but the lack of privacy and alone time Kelly and max have is minimal. This also means, large group shifts the perception from “supportive partner” to “event host/centerpiece.” This can be read as image-focused rather than relationship-focused. To me, this feels like a tourist guide, and Max is the attraction.

3 Pit lane “kiss” (Saturday):

Interesting Details: 1-second kiss, Max’s eyes partly open, quick disengagement, “See you guys later”

Body language analysis:

Max: Open eyes in a kiss usually = disengagement or lack of full emotional focus. His quick exit reinforces this (prioritizing routine > partner).

Kelly: Joking about sweat (not the first time.)→ playful but slightly dismissive tone (deflection from intimacy).

Interaction with friends: Max acknowledges them briefly but distances himself (“see you guys later”), suggesting he tolerates but doesn’t fully embrace their presence.

Psychology: The exchange reads as performative intimacy rather than private warmth. To me this was incredibly weird, and awkward. Max has recorded the fastest lap in f1 history, in a complete shitbox… the first thing she say is “your so sweaty”. Not to mention how Quick the interaction was. During this time, max already completed his post qualifying interview… so again, why the rush? This whole “kiss” was the public interactions look like performative affection for cameras and fans rather than extended private warmth.

4 checking fan pages right after:

Right after the qualifying one second “kiss” Kelly was caught watching the stories of her minions. As you can see, these accounts don’t have major following, and even might be accounts of minors. Put this in perspective, KELLY IS STILL ON TRACK checking if her minions are posting about the “kiss” This shows us two things: high self-monitoring → wanting to control narrative, instantly checking how the public interpreted the kiss. And external validation-seeking — prioritizing how fans perceive her presence over her private moment with Max. Psychologically, this can indicates a)validation seeking, b) Damage control. Not to mention the Fan edit that was in the post she posted later.

5 Sunday podium…:

Kelly appeared around 3-4 times on the podium celebrating video. 2 out of those times she was talking to her friends. This simply indicates Max and the podium celebration didn’t have her undivided attention, like how it should be. She has a greater social focus on the friends/audience than on the ceremonial/partner moment. What this may implies psychologically? Either the event was more about celebrating with her entourage, or she was using the social scene to direct attention away from a private couple display. Both are consistent with a public-image orientation.

6 Insta post:

We have already established this weekend wasn’t for Max, based on her Behavior. But more of an ego boost, attention seeking, and narcissistic weekend for Kelly. Let’s break down her post:

- 8 out of 20 were Solo shots (heavy personal brand emphasis)

- 6 with friends (only one with max in it, and there’s an obvious gap between her and max)

- 3 with max (minimal compared to the rest of the images)

- 1 max alone.

Her caption “Memories from a perfect weekend” is so dry and distant, there’s no mention of max and his achievement. Not only that, but if someone makes a post with bunch of friends in it, best believe I will assume your talking about your friend group hangout. I you show this to a non f1 fan, they will tell you it’s a friends hangout and not a race of her boyfriend and the father of her child.

Psychologically, The ratio shows she’s prioritizing her personal image and her circle over the relationship. Some of her friends also posted Max, but this doesn’t serve anything. Actually, it’s a coordinated amplification. With friends reposting her + Max disproportionately suggests PR choreography — boosting her couple status for visibility.

Side thought: she posted this on a Tuesday, when Bolsonaro trail got is first votes on the verdict

7 Friends as PR managers:

Not only did Kelly play into this circus, but so as her friends. Multiple post was made by them, showing max “hugging”, “kissing”, or even posting them together. Barely any post from the friends were personal, and what they experienced during the race. It was all about Kelly. In fact, non of her friends that are mentioned in her post even made a post about the weekend. Not to mention, Friends rapidly engaging with fan accounts and cross-posting her content acts as a social echo chamber. It’s one of the biggest Red flag!

Final thoughts/ focus:

Kelly’s Monza “Grand entrance” weekend reads as a strategic narcissistic behavior. She had carefully managed display of image and social amplification, with an emphasis on validation. While also, simultaneously pushing a narrative of a supportive partner. Kelly exploits professionals, the presence of a photographer and makeup artist, and coordinated plan and strategy from friends who act more like an entourage than casual companions, her return appears intentional and crafted instead of a partner showing up to their lover. The engagement with fan accounts from her part and her friends indicates PR coordination. Let’s not forget Max’s body language and slightly distant, focused more on racing than relationship display, while Kelly’s interactions lean toward performance over intimacy and showing “support”.

This is incredibly sad to see, and absolutely disgusting. I cannot image making such special weekend and occasion on my self instead of my partner’s hard work.

[theflowergothic]

please observe the newest bullshit (posted at 2am since she's decided to invade my country again and therefore we're in the same time zone), translated by yours truly

Get ready for the (increasingly more) empty feed: what silence on social media is telling us

K's note: less performance, more presence, please!!!🙌🏻

After the excess, came the tiredness.

We got tired of (word can mean either seeming or showing up). We got tired of delivering free content to keep up relevancy. We got tired of the constant vigilance, the emotional exposure, of the cycle of comparisons. And some people started disappearing.

While social media empties, other forms of presence appear:

Private conversations.

Small groups.

Newsletters. Podcasts.

The return of blogging.

Life without filters.

Less staging, more depth.

Less performance, more presence.

K's note: Not everything has to be shared. When was the last time you lived something just for yourself? Presence doesn't need an audience.

i can't help but laugh

Oh my fucking god, Kelly.

[theflowergothic]

Well that didn’t take very long did it, you fucking hypocrite? 🤦‍♀️

[theflowergothic]

Kelly Piquet Reposts Jordan Peterson

Kelly Piquet reposted JORDAN B ‘Clean Your Room’ PETERSON 😵‍💫🧂 So first it was Bolsonaro. Then it was filters, burner accounts, and a Vogue cover sponsored by nepotism. Now it’s Jordan Peterson. Baby, she’s collecting problematic men like Pokémon. And this one is pure incel-core. 🌬️✨ #Flowergothic #FYP #F1gossip #KellyPiquet #JordanPeterson #F1Drama #WAGWars #Formula1 #MaxVerstappen #MonacoGP #F1Community #F1News #gaslightgatekeepgirbloss

Transcript:

Ah yes. Just when you thought the girlboss gaslight gatekeep era couldn’t get more unhinged, Kelly Piquet—model, mother, groomer, Monaco fascist Barbie—decided to sprinkle a little more intellectual rot onto the timeline by reposting… Jordan fucking Peterson.

The man who built a career out of crying over pronouns, telling young men to clean their rooms, and somehow ending up in Twitter beefs with teen pop stars like it’s 2004 and LiveJournal drama is still a thing. That Jordan Peterson. Kelly, babe. You reposted that?

Jordan Peterson is a guy who once said women wearing makeup at work is “sexually provocative” and that enforced monogamy would prevent male violence—as if women are responsible for preventing mass shootings by handing out pity sex. This is a man who called climate change warnings “apocalyptic narratives” and compared social justice advocates to literal followers of Hitler.

So when Kelly Piquet, of all people, posts him? It’s not random. It’s alignment.

This is a woman who publicly supported Jair Bolsonaro—yes, the same Bolsonaro who denied COVID, bulldozed the Amazon, and encouraged police brutality like it was a World Cup event.

She never condemned her father’s racist and homophobic slurs—she liked comments DEFENDING them. She spun fake narratives from burner accounts with the energy of a fanfic girl gone rogue, implied Max might be her baby daddy mid-gossip war, and tried to spin PR disasters into magic.

And now, she’s decided to add Jordan Peterson to her cursed deck of ideological Pokémon.

This isn’t just cringe. This isn’t just tone-deaf. This is a pattern. A pattern of aligning with authoritarian mouthpieces, of reposting people who frame social justice as hysteria, who blame women for men’s rage, who see compassion as weakness.

So here’s your Flowergothic translation of today’s Instagram wisdom:

“When you’ve burned every bridge but still need a daddy figure to justify your platform of vintage bigotry, slap a JP quote on it and call it depth.”

Kelly Piquet: weaponizing aesthetics to launder fascism since 2016.

If you found this helpful, don’t forget to cleanse your feed, drink some water, and block whoever reposts her shit unironically. See you next breakdown.

[povsecretblog-deactivated202512]

Of course Max is happy. It's his daughter, why should he be unhappy about her? But this happiness has nothing to do with Kelly lmao

Absolutely. The reason we're not happy about this situation isn't because of idea of Max's being a father or baby Lily. It's just that the baby's mother and this whole pregnancy are questionable. No one expects or wants Max to be unhappy about this.

[maxverstepponme-deactivated2024]

Kelly list of events complete (for now)

These are all the available parts of the list made by our anon. If they send more, the list will be updated.

Part one

Kelly list of events | Part one

(Idk what else to call this 😭) Anon: Lazy anon here. I'm gonna need some time to compile everything she did in 2022. Might need some help a

Part two

Kelly list of events | Part two

(idk what else to call this 😭) Anon: Anon please! Rumors she lost the job as FE social media correspondence because she slept with a marri

Part three

Kelly list of events | Part three

(idk what else to call this 😭) Anon: Anon please! Let's not forget how rude her fans are Funny how her fans sound exactly like her. Almos

Part four

Kelly list of events | Part four

(idk what else to call this 😭) Anon: Anon please! Kelly spend birthday in Monaco and there were a lot of concrete cheating rumors. Any pag

Part five

Kelly list of events | Part five

(idk what else to call this 😭) Anon: Anon please! In honor of Max's cat this list will be a lot more sassy! 09. July: Another round of fa

Part six

Kelly list of events | Part six

(idk what else to call this 😭) Anon: Anon please! 18. August: Kelly releases a vacation dump. Including a video, which would meme Max for

Part seven

Kelly list of events | Part seven

(idk what else to call this 😭) Anon: Anon please! 17. September: the Hackening. Several Max fan accounts were hacked. They were contacted

Part eight

Kelly list of events | Part eight

(idk what else to call this 😭) Anon: Anon please! 02. October: Race day. And Kelly was ready for a big entrance since Netflix was followin

Part nine

Kelly list of events | Part nine

(idk what else to call this 😭) Anon: Anon please! 13. October:RB released their behind the charge video of the Japan GP. It also includes

Part ten

Kelly list of events | Part ten

(idk what else to call this 😭) Anon: Anon please! 20. October: with Kelly making it clear she supports a fascist people question her bigge

[maxverstepponme-deactivated2024]

Part eleven

Kelly list of events | Part eleven

(idk what else to call this 😭) Anon: Anon please! 02. November: Kelly posts a new room for P picture hinting on them moving apartments. Tu

Part twelve

Kelly list of events | Part twelve

(idk what else to call this 😭) Anon: Anon please! 09. December: Kelly flew to London to get "fitted" supposedly and fly in full hair and m

[capyphoenix]

Never Forget. She can hide. She can deny. She can use his account to comment under her lies. But the Truth is out there.

[theflowergothic]

Okay, I'm Back (Kinda)

First lesson of the day is I apparently can't spend a lot of time away from y'all. So I'm back! 😂

I might as well give a recap of what happened for those unaware:

Long story short, one of Kelly's fangirls attempted to dox me. Apparently my work (and promoting said work) hit so hard she decided the next logical step was to try and contact my parents and my job.

Because nothing screams “healthy parasocial response” like going nuclear on someone who made a video essay and wants it to be successful. 🫠

The person behind it is someone I’m familiar with: Elisabeth/ formula1bliz/tothegrandprix. I know it’s her because she uses the same pfp for all her accounts. A truly masterful game of disguise if you want to be found out immediately.

She’s been unhinged about my content for a while now... quote-retweeting me from the shadows, trying to "discredit" my work through by giving long diatribes to out-of-context scenes, and framing public receipts as private attacks.

But I kind of forgot she existed until last week, when she showed up in my Tumblr askbox. 😂

But on Monday, things escalated.

That morning, I officially opened applications for people to translate the full exposé. It got a lot of attention (and a LOT of applications, my goodness!).

What did Elisabeth do? She then posted on her story encouraging people to mass report my accounts. Because of course she did.

(We’ll get to that email later lol)

Let's pause and take this in: she got blocked for boundary crossing behavior, and her response was to… threaten more boundary crossing behavior. And what the hell i she trying to even accomplish here? Prove that I have a public email address where I take YouTube inquiries?

But then... Elisabeth escalated. She posted my last name (which while it's an open secret, is not something I utilize in my public branding), my parents’ names, and my employer. She encouraged people to contact them.

Let me be really clear: this was a deliberate attempt to incite harassment, compromise my safety, and try to silence me through fear. And that’s not activism. That’s not even messiness. That’s targeted cruelty.

Also, remember how I said I’ve been doxxed before? Long ago? Luckily, I knew exactly what to do. I contacted my friends to ask them to report the content, flagged everything I needed to flag, took screenshots, and filed formal reports where appropriate. I didn’t spiral. I didn’t panic. I didn’t let them rewrite the narrative.

And before you say "But you're doing the same thing by operating hate accounts!!!" I'm not. Not even close. What I do is not harassment. It’s not about inciting a mob, revealing someone’s location, or endangering their job or family. I critique a public figure based on public behavior, using public records and public platforms. It’s cultural commentary/media analysis with a hint of performance art. If you can’t tell the difference between that and a targeted smear campaign designed to endanger someone in real life, maybe the issue isn’t my exposé. Maybe it’s your media literacy.

The most ironic thing, at least in my opinion, is their attempt to contact my family over my content. Why? They’re already well aware of what I do! My dad was the mandatory reporter I consulted for the exposé parts detailing Max’s childhood. My brother LITERALLY VOICED MAX IN THE VIDEOS.

Here’s what happened when someone actually tried to follow through on contacting my family: I got a text from my dad. Not because he was shocked about my content, but because people started bothering him directly. He wasn’t upset about what I said. He was worried about the lengths these strangers were going to to silence it. He was worried about how it could affect ME.

But I’m not going to walk away from this just because some insane Kelly fans don’t like the fact I post a lot of samples from my work (alongside other projects). That’s not how I work. The abridged exposé is still coming out as scheduled. The translations are still underway. And I have my future plans set in stone.

I'm slowly going to return to my normal posting schedule over the next week or so. Just know that I'm okay and nothing happened to me or my family.

And a note to anyone else who thinks weaponizing personal information will stop me: all you’re doing is proving my point. You’re confirming exactly what the exposé laid out. You're proving how power defends itself through deflection, coercion, and intimidation.

F

(PS: The dox did get deleted as far as I know, but Elisabeth then sent me this weird email yesterday morning. Make of it what you will.)

[exposingf1ex]

Kelly Piquet leaked 3 times the gender of her and Max Verstappen baby acting like it was an accident for the media attention and to increase her visibility. To do this she exploited the baby and lied to her followers and the public, and probably behind her boyfriend (bc an accident can happen 1 time, not three, and if some people say, it was programmed by both of them to reveal it with the post then why she deleted those pic?)

Here are all the times she did it:

1. Interview

2. baby store clothing pic, witch she took, approved and even liked when they were post by her friend but shortly after make her delete them, she even sent her fanpage to make the pages delete the picture

3. This pic on ig post shortly after deleted.

[theflowergothic]

The fact that people are making a big deal of a five year relationship with a baby on the way holding hands doesn’t help Kelly out it’s literally the bare minimum for a couple not to mention I hold hands with my grandma in a more casual way than they are 😭//

That's a lot for Kelly fans. Even if it all looks forced and staged. It still means the world to them

[theflowergothic]

Kelly literally killed his spirit. I'm so sad! She ruined a generational talent with her attention seeking demon ass//

This is so sad but so true. He changed so much since he met her and his behavior became more and more reserved and less like him. And then he changed drastically since the pregnancy announcement. He just looks dead in the eyes. I'm starting to worry about him! What the fuck did she do to him?

I just wish I had more power or clout to actually do something about it

[theflowergothic]

Rodrigo Piquet's Instagram

Sent in by an anon:

It's not much considering other things they have posted about lewis in the past, but it's still the fact that he took the time to take the picture and post it what bothers me

[theflowergothic]

Best of Instagram vol. 2

Me: “Kelly is a racist groomer”

NPC: “You have no proof! How dare you?!”

Me: *Sends proof*

NPC: “…this is false information.”

[exposingf1ex]

❗️❗️Kelly Piquet doing ad/advertising dangerous products to use during pregnancy and products sell by people that deny doctors and science❗️❗️

Full tweet:

https://x.com/expos1ngf1/status/1898284687283368065?s=46&t=m8WF6ZWU2THKBKN2dSo6Rw

[curiosity33733]

Girl what? I’ve looked at the magnesium product on the US, EU, and UK versions of the JS Health website. The EU doesn’t even HAVE warnings, and both the US and the UK versions say to consult a doctor. And as for the alternative medicine, people turn to it all the time. Everyone has the right to decide for themselves how they’ll live their life. She is just posting about what works for her, which is no different than you recommending a restaurant to someone. Maybe they’ll love it, maybe it’s not for them, but in the end it is their choice whether to go back to the restaurant. The world would be a better place if everyone minded their own damn business.

[exposingf1ex]

Girl thats literally what's the site says in their FAQ:

Alternative medicine it's called alternative for a reason, because it isn't proved by science.

Are you gona ignore the part in which she only add that part only when gossip page called her out?

Are you Gina ignore the part where she said she took stuff only bc her friend told her and that she promoted this person that discredit medicine and science?

Most of her audience are minors, promoting stuff that could be dangerous isn't absolutely like advising a restaurant, a restaurant can serve you food you don't like, taking this stuff can cause you health problems.

[exposingf1ex]

❗️❗️Kelly Piquet doing ad/advertising dangerous products to use during pregnancy and products sell by people that deny doctors and science❗️❗️

Full tweet:

https://x.com/expos1ngf1/status/1898284687283368065?s=46&t=m8WF6ZWU2THKBKN2dSo6Rw

[theflowergothic]

ICYMI

Not only is there a copy of the pregnancy announcement in Kelly's hotel room, but also one of HER VOGUE NEDERLAND COVER PAY ARTICLE FROM 2022 AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[capyphoenix]

She's trying hard to have the Maio picture removed if what i was just send is true 💀

//

wait what were you sent capy?

Some screenshots I can't post. 💀 apparently her excuse is "she doesn't want the company to use her for free PR"

[theflowergothic]

I can confirm Kelly is working to get the photo off the internet (Sadly, this is the only part of the screenshots I can share for now. But I can confirm to you that I saw the original messages and they are legitimate).

And remember, this is also the fan account that has tweeted stuff like this:

[capyphoenix]

of course she still talks to her fans who are as disgusting as she is

[capyphoenix]

She's trying hard to have the Maio picture removed if what i was just send is true 💀

//

wait what were you sent capy?

Some screenshots I can't post. 💀 apparently her excuse is "she doesn't want the company to use her for free PR"

[theflowergothic]

I can confirm Kelly is working to get the photo off the internet (Sadly, this is the only part of the screenshots I can share for now. But I can confirm to you that I saw the original messages and they are legitimate).

And remember, this is also the fan account that has tweeted stuff like this: