Advocatus diaboli

i have heard a lot about this place... finally decided to see what it was all about... just another thing to keep me surfing the internet like hyperactive squirrel on PCP... awesome...

[just-shower-thoughts]

Today’s date, 2-20-2018, looks like it’s stuttering.

[internethistory]

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[internethistory]

[internethistory]

[internethistory]

[needsmoreexplosions]

human: but you’re a robot. you’re not really a living person. you’re just made of electrical signals and processors that make you move and talk. you can’t really think.

robot: you’re not really a living person. you’re just made of electrical signals and neurotransmitting chemicals that make you move and talk. you can’t really think.

human:

robot: does it feel good, kevin?

[guardians-of-the-food]

Galaxy Color Changing Lemonade Slushie

[stability]

[ohshitdammit]

before & after coffee

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The older I get the more I say “Fuck it” when I get stressed, and simply move on. If I had learned to do that 20 years ago, my life would have been a lot easier.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s seem to have all separate, unique personalities, but these last 17 years seem to just be one big chunk of time that has no significant meaning.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yea,” why isn’t there a “purgatory perhaps”?

[showerthoughtsofficial]

My toddler accidentally hit me in the face yesterday; the most bullshit part of Superman’s origin story is that he didn’t accidentally kill the Kents when he was three.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When Jimmy Page dies, they’ll be an obnoxious amount of “Stairway to Heaven” references in social media

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When I die, I’d like to rewatch my life from the points of view of everyone around me. And see what I was really like.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I stay up late because after 10PM is the only time of day that no one expects me to do anything for them.

[blizzardofjj]