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since every frog on this planet is having sex in my pond, now's a good time to remind y'all that my asks are always open on anon and i like making up things about both mike's hair and mike's orifices

#mike patton #anon asks #for real though its a frorgy (frog orgy) out there

Just saying that I did buy tix for the DC, Philly, Brooklyn and Boston tomahawk shows, but I can't make the DC one...anybody want a free ticket??

#also if anyone wants to come up and say at the other shows pls do #I'll look like me...you know what I look like #and now to rope you into a tag drama shit storm #literally had a by talos this can't be happening moment #when I tried to tell someone they were sounding a little shitty because they were coming from a place of generational wealth and maybe #don't do that #and so I got the fragility speech while claiming they understand and don't want to do the fragility speech

starafterdeath

Elevated my mood to the cosmos.

#I'm not here but you know what????#yes #on god that dog is like: are you taking pics of me??!! :p #having a lightly shitty day and this legit made me feel better thank you

Ok kokokokokokomokokokom

#not a drill #mike patton #so....dc through to Boston?????#tomahawk band #melvins band

If Tomahawk does in fact tour in 2026, I'll come out of tumblr retirement. If I see that other (former)tumblrina irl at a show, maybe I'll make amends. Hopes and prayers.

#i'm not here

bunglenator

WAKE UP PATTONVERSE

#and when I say he's going through it....#you know what - 23 yr old me would have loved this song #ugh maybe I might cry over soft Mike that's been soft all along

Sometimes my life is very strange. Here I am, on a secured premises but otherwise relatively alone on 'labor day' weekend, under contract for consulting on the basket collection of a generationally wealthy deceased person.

I'm having a pb & honey sandwich for dinner, then I'm gonna weave a basket in the middle of this garden.

#this isn't even a strange flex #I just....feel awkward and baffled really #how did I get here?#but #I'm not here #not mike #personal

#god fuck i'm just really worried about a very specific thing regarding Mike and I haven't #heard from the source in months now and it was like at a very real real moment in time and kind of #the worst time to ghost me and i'm low key losing my mind over it a little bit #like whatever people have lives to live and we don't know each other but #I really just need a status update for the love of Mike #no one read this i'm just in a swirly mental state for unknown (honestly probably hormonal) reasons

Just thinking of ya

#my pics from spring 2024 please love them #actually thinking about the SA shows coming up #are you excited?#also thinking about Sade and why you haven't recorded your vocals yet #or maybe why you haven't finished them #mike....#anyways #I'm not here #mike patton #Mr bungle #it's sort of out now but I was told about the Sade album in like April???#I'm probably not supposed to talk about it but fuck it I don't think the source is here either

Hey, long time lurker here writing in for the first time. I know you haven't been around in a while and I hope you're doing well ^^

If you feel like it, I have a gif request! During Caffeine at Maquinaria 2011, the face Mike makes after 'and it rolls off the tongue almost' has been haunting me!

Also, there's a really nice groan as he goes into 'but it's so easy for you'

Anyway, that's all. Again, hope things are good and no pressure ^^

https://youtu.be/wXGrX_CZBqg?si=kSKA8Iyga5Lim0DD

you caught me at the right time! I happen to be caffeinated (hah!) and traveling for work so, kinda bored

Here you go:

#lurk all you want #i don't watched this show nearly as much as i should #the debut of matador is pretty great #anon asks #mike patton #faith no more #every time mike looks at you like you're doing a pretty good job while blowing him #yeah

How are your frog friends. I lost my shit reading your pinned post

omg, it's an intense frog year istg. some of them are little froglets now even!

but like...

I think we have like, 6 or seven species of them (including toads) and it's just all sex all the time. we're not even talking a serious actual pond it's just like....a glorified pit....

#not mike #but for real the frogs are crazy #anon asks

hiiii its's me again! not a question but just a thing i wanted to mention cause i'm a big fan of it. so there's this thing mike does (a "pattonism" as i like to call it) on stage that i noticed cause a youtube comment mentioned it. basically when someone at the stage is doing like a cool thing or a solo, he crouches, probably to make that person stand out more. so now i try to count when it happens in videos, so far i noticed it in a moonchild performance where trevor goes ham on bass, and some mondo cane shows. yeah it's a very small thing but i thought it was neat! i attached a artist interpretation by myself of how it basically looks. i am sorry if this is me being too autistic this man has been my obsession for about 6 months.

I'm sorry this took so long to answer 😭

But yes! I love when he does that - I haven't been so good as to remember what shows when, but I do remember one Mondo Cane moment:

when he does a little dance while he's down there!

your artist interpretation of Moonchild is pretty fantastic tho!

honestly, it's these little bits that are great to take note of, it's kinda why you can get lost in him for like...a long time

#I hope you're still around?#asks #mike patton #moondchild #mondo cane #i'm uhhhhhhh answering asks tonight i guess

For 2 years I ran a v v small CSA for my friends and neighbors in town...a way to feed my community. Sometimes I look back at my share order page and just sit in the nostalgia...it was a good CSA...maybe even the best. And I'm witty as fuck when it comes to vegetable descriptions.

#not mike #personal #i mean i ran CSAs for over a decade #but this one was a covid-times small town special #and it was special

starafterdeath

#ah the FAMOUS #pervs for patton #if you can see the post then youre in the group???

t-800

Faith No More - Caffeine

#hello the quality????#pink pop archives thank you so much

hi! i know it has been some time since people were talking about the whole "mike not wanting to play with fnm anymore" (and i understand, the topic and the way people are talking about it does bring me pure despair) but i wanted to talk about this video i saw (not watched cause i don't wanna get angry, just saw it in my recommendation page) that was titled "is patton developing lead singer syndrome?" that talked about the whole thing and it made me so mad. sure, i think people can dislike patton and that's their opinion, but after the puffy interview people are like almost demonizing patton just because of something his friend said that was just what he thought and also stated that he DIDN'T want it to be a headline. also what does even "lead singer syndrome" mean 😭. yeah just wanted to know your thoughts about this thing i saw.

also i will probably come back and ask more stuff later! i really like this blog even if i'm not really into the thirsting stuff but i respect it. have a good day/night/whatever. heres a picture of mike i like as a palate cleanser from that rant.

Heyo - ya, that's the thing - various internet circles were making a big drama of the Puffy comment and I suppose that video takes the cake. I flipped through for about 20 seconds - there is no way I'm going to heed whatever these dudebros are spouting on about. They seem to want to hear themselves talk about Mike. As if they aren't exactly the kind of "fans" Mike wanted to piss off every time he was on stage. I think they refer to "lead singer syndrome" as this feeling some lead singers might?? have where they overestimate their contribution to the band because they're usually the ones people focus on, and also act like primadonnas because of it. But that is just the thing...Mike would never, never even call himself the lead in FNM. So ya, I'm not going to give that YT video/channel any attention, and looking at the viewer counts...not many other people do anyways.

definitely ask in with literally anything else! it's not ALL thirst here.

So here's a Mike pic for you: