RANDOM AFFIRMATIONS / THINGS TO SCRIPT
i honestly just pulled these outta my scripts
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mobile games don't have ads.
you never have to pee while in a pool.
you don’t spit when you talk or laugh.
you never accidentally bite your tongue.
all of the metals and gems in your jewelry are real.
if you have piercings, you never get piercing crusties.
you always have incredible conversation starters and enders.
you always find edible versions of inedible things you want to eat.
etsy is no longer full of ai work, drop shippers, and stolen media.
you curse very well. like it never sounds or feels excessive or too little.
you always wake up well-rested (chronic fatigue girlies, this one's for us.)
you always put your perfume/cologne/fragrances on the best spots on your body.
tiktok doesn't have that feature that shows people have liked a video you reposted.
you can walk in any surface barefoot without feeling any pain, discomfort, or sensory icks.
netflix actually puts good shows/movies on the platform and never takes down ones that people like.
popularmmos and supergirlygamer are still together and make minecraft videos regularly (I NEED IT BACK!)
whenever you flush a toilet after you do whatever, it always flushes all the way the first time. there's never any excess dirty water, clogging, etc.
all of your scented body oils, washes, gels, glazes, etc smell insanely good and exactly as they’re advertised. they’re also very good for your body.
all phones come with charging cables AND blocks when bought as well as earbuds if the company that sells the phone has them (airpods, samsung galaxy buds, etc.)
anti-shifter, endo, proship/profic, ageplay, pro ana, bigot/incel, and any variation dni
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