Sleep is for the weak

Lexie's the name, being cute is my game June 7th, 1996

[earthdad]

when someone really cute calls you cute first

[humorking]

you know you’re lazy af when your phone is at 1% and you’re still not moving

[spongyspice]

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

[stillhereunfortunately]

[what-is-this-i-dont-even]

Man what the fuck

[literallysame]

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

[m1ssred]

chemical reaction

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry

[ekarusryndren-deactivated201812]

[pizza-fries-deactivated20150814]

[xlupik]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Video: Big Dog Unintentionally Tail-Slaps Little Dog in the Face

[zechv]

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

[block]

[onlytwitterpics]

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

[mermoose]

but I’m a vegan

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey vegetables

[fag]

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

[shipwrecked--bones]

[fledge-deactivated20210220]

dogs arent that great

[harmoniazmoved-blog]

[jumpingjaverts]

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

[jumpingjaverts]

outlaws are wanted

[jumpingjaverts]

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

[jumpingjaverts]

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

[trust]

how can people decide what they want to do with their life when i can’t even decide what i wanna do with my hair?

[aerator-deactivated20161028]

View from my dad’s house.