Extortionist

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[ihateweakness-blog]

“I hate the weak. Pokémon, trainers. It doesn’t matter who or what. I’m going to be strong and wipe out the weak.”

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                             ”That’s one way to look at it, even if that’s wrong. I figured that maybe it had                                something cool down there, like a cavern or maybe ancient ruins.”

So far no luck had come her way as distractions kept presenting themselves. If not him, it was something else like a trainer who kept pestering her to try and battle her despite her constant sighs and screams of no. Did kids just not understand that word and it’s context?

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"So what happens if you find that Cavern or those Ancient Ruins, and theres absolutely nothing there? You just wasted all that time for nothing. Wouldn't you rather do something that you know for sure would yield results?"

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Decided to take a little break from ihateweakness to come do replies!

Sorry I took so long.

[norisus]

Another commission from tonight’s stream. Posting it separately because Pokemon

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Weakling

Indie Silver RP blog

Go beat up this nerd

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Weakling

Indie Silver RP blog

Go beat up this nerd

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer sentence meme

"I'm the thing that monsters have nightmares about."

"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it."

"I may be dead but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."

"Sorry to barge in. I'm afraid we have a slight...apocalypse."

"I wasn't lurking, I was standing about. It's a whole different vibe."

"I mock you with my monkey pants."

"Is that a penis metaphor?"

"Shh! I kinda want to hear me talking right now."

"If I wanted to fight, you could tell by the being dead already."

"I’m going to kill them all. That ought to distract them."

"My friends, we are about to make history...end"

"Uh-oh. This does not look good for our heroine."

"____, don't speak Latin in front of the books."

"God! What is your childhood trauma?!"

"Excuse me, I have to call everyone I've ever met, right now."

"She irons her jeans. She's evil!"

"I laugh in the face of danger, and then hide until it goes away."

"This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed."

"So are you going to kill me, or are we just making small talk?

"If the apocalypse comes, beep me."

"I was kind of hoping you were in a gang."

"Do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is? How dangerous?"

"Strong is fighting! It's hard, and it's painful, and it's everyday."

"We never win. We never will. That's not why we fight. We do it 'cause there's things worth fighting for."

"Death is your art."

"We saved the world, I say we party."

"They want an apocalypse? Well we'll give them one."

[brokenblueknight-archive]

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Fear the Fever - Digital Daggers - The Devil Within

It wants to kill you, it wants to tear you apart

It wants to thrill you, this vengeful love that I’ve got

[music--boyfriend-deactivated201]

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A Day To Remember - Life @ 11

I’m a slave to all these voices in my head And I’m afraid, I’m afraid of what they’ve said

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Mirror images with a couple cracks

Main!Verse // ;Revenge

Valentine was an up and coming gym leader in the Johto region, he specialized in the newly found dark type. His gym was pitch black and riddled with traps. Only those who could navigate past all his traps without injuring themselves too badly could challenge him.

The league found his gym to be too violent after investigating once a few complaints had come through, and disbanded it and demolished the building entirely.

Unfortunately, that gym was where Valentine was living. With the destruction of his home, he had nowhere to go. He was homeless for many years, always trying to find ways he could get back at the league.

He spent months thinking about what he could do, bordering on years. His Pokemon had grown substantially, but seeing it’s trainer go from the bright shining happy man he was to someone who’s entire life had been consumed by revenge. His Pokemon realized the man they knew had changed, some of them abandoned him, and the one’s who didn’t turned vicious.

After an unfortunate attack after being confronted, he realized what he could do to get back at them. If he could stop trainers from battling, he could stop the league itself.

Vampire!Verse // ;Bleeding Heart

Valentine is a vampire who abandoned his family to start his own, claiming the one he was turned into wasn’t doing enough and were just wasting the gifts they had been given. He wasn’t content to sit around idly, he needed to get out.

He had left behind someone who he loved when he left the family. She still saw the Family as somewhere she was safe, and couldn’t leave them when Valentine did. What he want’s most in his life right now is someone to replace the girl he left behind, as the life of a Vampire is a very lonely one when not associated with a family.

Vampire’s in this !verse are weakened by light and silver, but not outright killed by them. They can be killed by being decapitated or from substantial blood loss from wounds. They are, however, quite a bit more resistant to pain than regular humans are, but as stated before, the resistance is weakened when they are in the light or touched with silver.

Rocket!Verse // ;Blast Off

Valentine is a part of the Johto branch of Team Rocket. He’s quite known for doing things that others won’t or can’t. Things like getting answers from people who don’t like talking, or stopping people who very much like to talk.

He isn’t an executive, but has raised his rank to a degree where he’s satisfied with the amount of work he does and who can tell him what to do. One of his favourite things to do is to break into the grunts locker room and take parts of their uniform and their keepsakes. He’s amassed quite the collection which he keeps at a run down apartment.

Valentine’s had problems listening to his superiors in the past, and the deep scars on his arms show it.

[jolturner]

I know a lot of people don’t like the mega evolutions.. but I fell in love with MegaAbsol the day it was revealed.

[bienvenido-alarealidad]

Recharge en We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/160177574

[kawaiivikachan]

[zoeyrph]

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

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ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

"You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?"

"I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?"

"I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel."

"Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."

"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

"I’m sorry, have we met before?"

"I don’t know you, but thanks."

"You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"

"We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again."

"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?"

"It’s none of your business. We just met."

"Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."

"Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry."

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"

"No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!"

"I know what you’ve got in that top drawer."

"I can’t believe you’re drunk at work."

"You know, most people watch porn at home."

"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."

"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!"

"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too."

"You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?"

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

"Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

"We lost the playoffs."

"The girls team beat the boys!"

"I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office."

"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."

"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."

"She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!"

"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."

"I can’t believe we’re graduating this year."

"Being a freshman sucks."

"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."

"She/he told me they were a junior!"

"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"

"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"

"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"

"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."

"I definitely failed that test."

"I got an A on my essay!"

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

"Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out."

"I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."

"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give."

"What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."

"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."

"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."

"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

"You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

"Shut up. Just shut up!"

"I don’t need to listen to this."

"You’re lying."

"I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."

"I can’t look at you."

"Don’t fucking touch me."

"If you say one more word, I swear…"

"Pipe down, you’re making a scene."

"What’s wrong with you?"

"Now I know why people think you’re neurotic."

"You must be crazy."

"I’m not backing down.”

"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know."

"What’s your issue?”

"You make me so angry.”

"This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along."

"I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?"

"I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

"You’re the one that I want."

"I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."

"I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind."

"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."

"I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now."

"Please, don’t leave me."

"I need you more than you will ever know."

"I love you more than I could ever express in words."

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

"I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!"

"I brought vodka and ice cream."

"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads."

"I can’t believe you went without me!"

"I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?"

"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"

"I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you."

"Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up."

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

[aonedirectionlovingcanadian-blog]

Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

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lookit this nerd tho?

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Whoops

I accidentally downloaded almost 600 icons of silver

what am I to do?