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“I promise you, there is nothing that makes me sadder than having to disappoint a potential customer,” Olympia looked up from her chai tea with a sympathetic expression as she continued “but if you’re seeking a reading, I am unable to provide you with one at this time. My…chakras need recharging.” Thank the gods she was a good liar - chakras recharging was pure bullshit, but it was an easy excuse for gullible clientele.
“perhaps you’re in need of a good masseuse.” if their confused expression did not immediately betray they knew nothing about chakras, their clueless statement coupled with toothy smile sure would. they had always been taught props for effort, though, and were not ashamed of that they didn’t know. “rest assured, i do not require anything of you that you cannot give, right now. i was hoping you’d accept my compliment - that particular shade of nail paint is BEAUTIFUL.”
