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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

birchpleaze

that feature sounds like a real life saver

elouvator-deactivated20170512

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

chicken--stripclub-deactivated2

Then please explain why you do wear make up Hm?

elouvator-deactivated20170512

this might surprise u but people sometimes do things for themselves

gr4ndi0se

thisiselliz

stupidfuckingquestions

dangerhamster

she is SIXTEEN

heimlichhospital

she also got shot in the HEAD and LIVED

pearsonisrad

One of the most badass human beings currently on planet Earth

xflowerxchild

Chills. This is absolutely beautiful.

tacobell

Are you single?

Take a drink because you’re thirsty.

wild-eyedsoutherngirl

minacoladas

I love this post so much

shrmptst

my hand slipped

rachelsgreen

cocainepractice

gunpowderchant

Get your facts straight, CNN.

infinitywhale

If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.