Satoru<3: room service just got here. megumi's glaring at the dessert cart like it personally insulted him
You: did you get the kids something good?
Satoru<3: duh. i'm the fun dad. also nobara said i have "sugar daddy energy" and i don't know how to feel about that
You: well... you do pay for everything and you do wear sunglasses indoors and you spoil those kiddos rotten so yeah. i see it.
Satoru<3: omg wait am i the blueprint??
You: yes. just... unhinged. and taller. and louder.
Satoru<3: you forgot hotter ;) anyway whatcha doin sugar tits?
You: you did not just call me sugar tits.
Satoru<3: shut up you love it. so whatcha dooooin?
You: i'm in the bath. chase atlantic is playing. i'm rotting peacefully
Satoru<3: ...you didn't warn me. you didn't warn me you were in the bath.
You: lol sorry?
Satoru<3: this feels like an attack.
Satoru<3: lemme see.
You laugh. He's so dramatic. Your cheeks are already warm from the heat of the bath, and maybe a little from the thought of him, sprawled on hotel sheets, texting you like he's already half hard and kicking his feet just thinking about your wet skin.
So you angle your phone and snap a quick pic.
Shoulders up. Hair slicked back, wet and clinging to your skin like forbidden silk. Lashes damp and heavy, eyes hooded, lips parted just enough to be dangerous. Your cheeks are flushed; partially from the heat, but mostly from the slow, hazy kind of arousal that creeps in when you think about him.
You look... wrecked. Not in a tired way, but in the way that makes you look exactly the way you do when he's got his head buried between your legs, when his name is dripping off your tongue, when your fingers are knotted in his hair and you're trembling from how good he's making you feel.
You send it. No caption. Just a little killshot.
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The reply takes all of five seconds.
Satoru<3: ...
You smirk as his texts start rolling in; dramatic as always, but you can feel the shift in tone. The warmth you feel is no longer from the soothing bath water and entirely from the thought of him right now; particularly localized right between your legs. Chase Atlantic's vocals spilling through the steam like temptation, and something in you just wants to see how far you can push him tonight.
Satoru<3: are you fucking kidding me.
Satoru<3: nope. nope. no. i'm not doing this. you can't just drop a picture like that looking like you just came from my tongue and expect me to ACT NORMAL
Satoru<3: you look like you just moaned my name. you look like you're still tasting me. your fucking cheeks are flushed and your lips are glossy and you KNOW what that does to me
Satoru<3: i'm literally shaking. i'm shaking. my whole fucking body just flinched like i got sniped. i think i felt it in my soul
Satoru<3: oh my god i'm gonna fucking explode do you even realize what you just did to me?
Satoru<3: i'm hard. like. hurts level hard. and i can't even do anything about it. i'm just casually in the fucking hallway now tempted to teleport back to my fucking room and i'm suffering
You: oops :)
Satoru<3: that's not fair. you're not fair. you look like you're about to say my name with your legs over my shoulders and i'm just supposed to SIT HERE???
Satoru<3: are you FUCKING kidding me.
Satoru<3: i was just here trying to be a good influence and now my dick's about to bust a hole in my sweatpants you are NOT REAL
You: oh no, poor baby
Satoru<3: don't "poor baby" me! you didn't even have to show anything but your shoulders are glistening and your lips are all pink and fuck i'm so fucking hard right now
Satoru<3: god i miss your mouth. i miss your thighs. i miss your everything. fuck.
You stare at his messages, lips curving, heart pounding just a little harder beneath the steam curling around your skin. He's spiraling. And you? You're evil.
So you shift in the water, just a little. Not enough to make a splash, but just enough to pull your arm across your chest, pressing it close, the soft slope of your cleavage rising just above the waterline. It's nothing explicit. No nipples, nothing wild.
But it's intentional. The wet sheen on your skin. The lazy tilt of your head. The way your lashes lower like you're seconds away from purring. Your lips parted curled in a subtle, sweet smirk.
You take the photo and send it.
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You don't even get the read receipt before your phone buzzes violently.
Satoru<3: OKAY iβm already on my way to my room. immediate emergency. DEFCON ONE. CODE RED. GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK
You: hehe
Satoru<3: you are the devil and if you ever say "hehe" again i'm flying home mid mission
Satoru<3: no. actually. say it again. say "hehe" while i'm between your thighs next time.
You: aw, poor baby. need a little break?
Satoru<3: baby i need a break from reality. hold on. gimme 3 minutes. sprinting to my room before i bust in this elevator and have to kill myself out of shame
seen
And then he disappears.
You laugh, sinking a little deeper into the bath as Chase Atlantic hums in the background, your legs lazily dragging through the water. You almost forget what youβre doing to him until-
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It's not subtle. His sweatpants are stretched tight. You can see the imprint of his cock, long and thick and visibly twitching beneath the gray cotton. It's so hard it looks painful, the head pressed tight to the fabric, the outline unmistakable.
Satoru<3:
LOOK
WHAT
YOU
DO
TO
ME
Satoru<3: you think this is normal? i'm so hard it hurts. i'm leaking through the fucking fabric. i haven't even touched myself and i'm about to lose it
Satoru<3: all because you're in a tub looking like the fucking goddess of ruin, the patron saint of making me cum in my pants
Satoru<3: you wanna fix this or should i fuck my hand and cry
You don't reply right away. You know he's waiting. You know he's sitting there, phone clenched in one hand, rock hard in his sweats, twitching every time your typing dots pop up. So you take your sweet, sweet time.
You: hmm. maybe i've already been fucking my own hand this whole time. you'd never know :)
You: water's all rippled and my thighs feel all tingly. wonder why
Satoru<3: NO NO NO NO NO don't say that don't say that unless you're gonna tell me EVERYTHING
Satoru<3: are you? are you touching yourself right now? oh my fucking god
Satoru<3: baby baby please
Satoru<3: send a voice note just one just a tiny moan. please. i'm BEGGING
You: you touching yourself?
Satoru<3: no! i swear! i'm being good.
You: good boy. keep it that way.
You: unless you want me to stop texting.
Satoru<3: NO I'M SITTING ON MY HANDS. I SWEAR. i'm gonna explode. this is torture. this is illegal
You smirk, lean back, and maybe trail your hand through the water. You don't actually touch, but rather let the tension build, for you more so than him. Then a few seconds later...
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You chuckle a little, then press play. It's his voice. Not the playful, cocky tone you're used to. He sounds fucking destroyed.
God, this man was gone for you. And you loved every bit of it.
"F-fuck," he moans, breathless already through your phone speaker. "Please. You're so fucking mean." There's a pause. A faint, shuddering inhale. Like he's trying to compose himself, but heβs absolutely failing. "Just- just lemme touch it, baby. Please. I'm so hard it hurts, I'm- I'm losing it," he babbles, tone climbing rapidly into desperation. "You're in the bath, looking like that, and I'm just supposed to sit here and suffer? My dick is leaking through my sweats. It's- fuck, I'm shaking."
You swear you hear him thump his head back against the wall.
"You make me so fucking pathetic. I wanna put the phone right on my chest, let you hear how fucked up you make me. Please. I'll be good. I'll send another pic. I'll do anything. Just say the word." Another quiet, barely there whimper. And then a desperate little whisper: "...please."
You record it with one press. One take. Nothing too dramatic; just enough breathlessness, just enough softness. A quiet, drawn out moan that drips with suggestion. A little catch in your throat like you're holding something back. Like you might be touching yourself, or maybe you're just really good at pretending.
You send it.
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You: guess right and i'll let you. am i touching myself, or just teasing you, baby?
You stare at the screen. Three dots. Then they disappear. Then again. Then disappear.
Satoru<3: oh my god i had to bury my face in a pillow. i'm losing motor function. you sounded so... fuck. fuck. that little gasp at the end??? i need to be inside you NOW
Satoru<3: okay okay okay. you're not touching yourself. your voice was too controlled baby. that little moan was pure theater, wasn't it? you're trying to ruin me
You: ding ding we have a winner!
Satoru<3: FUCK. i win. i win. let me touch myself. please
You: hmm... but wouldn't it be more fun like this?
You take a quick moment before texting again, letting the suspense chew at him. Then you drop the next line, sweet as sugar and twice as cruel:
You: i just really wanna watch you cum without me even touching you, maybe without you even touching yourself. don't you think that'd be fun? making each other fall apart from just words and visuals?
Satoru<3: baby. baby i can't even BREATHE. i just leaked through my sweats again. i think i might actually die
Satoru<3: fuck. okay. okay. gimme a second. say more. just say anything. i'll cum like this. i swear i will. just please talk to me
Your finger hovers over the mic icon. You know exactly what you're going to say. You hit record. Your voice is low. Velvet soft. The kind of voice that wraps around him like silk and squeezes just a little too tight.
"Okay, baby. Go ahead. Take your cock out for me. Slow, okay? I want you to stroke it like I would. Just the tip first. Just a tease. That's it. Breathe for me, Satoru."
You end the message there. Just long enough to guide him. Just short enough to keep him needing more.
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You don't even get the typing dots. Just-
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Your breath catches. He did exactly what you told him. His sweatpants are pushed down, and his cock is in his fist; red, dripping, twitching in his palm. He's stroking the head with slow, shuddering movements, precum smearing across his fingers. You hear him panting, just barely, like he's trying not to be loud, but completely unraveling under your voice.
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This one's longer. His whole hand is wrapped around his cock this time. He's thrusting into his own fist, hips jerking, abs flexing. His breathing is louder, less controlled. He's trying to whisper your name, over and over, but it keeps breaking into soft, choked moans. And fuck, he looks so good. Sweat damp hair sticking to his forehead. Eyes glazed. Mouth parted.
Satoru<3: just like that? fuck your voice in my ear and my hand on my cock, i'm gonna cum. i'm gonna fucking cum please please please
You bite your lip. Time for his reward.
You shift in the tub, carefully angling your phone. Legs spread, skin still slick and glowing from the water. You slide your fingers down, parting yourself slow, teasing, and then ease two fingers inside. Not just a pose, and not just a suggestion either. You fuck yourself for five whole seconds. Your face visible, your moan soft and shaky, your body gorgeous and completely bare.
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His reaction is priceless.
Satoru<3:
I
AM
GOING
TO
DIE
Satoru<3: you are the most dangerous thing that has EVER existed
Satoru<3: i miss you so fucking bad i need to come home i need to live inside you
You grin. And then, like the evil little minx you are, you press record again.
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"Aww, baby, you're gonna finish so fast. Slow down for me, okay? I want this to last. Be a good boy. Don't cum yet."
You don't even get a reply. Just the FaceTime logo exploding onto your screen. You answer with a smirk.
He's a fucking mess. Face flushed, white hair tousled, lips parted in a desperate gasp. He's propped his phone up somewhere, and you can see his cock twitching in his fist as he tries to steady his breath.
"Nope. We're doing this live," he pants. "Sorry. I can't. Fucking hell. I need to see you."
You giggle softly, sweet and dangerous. Then shift your camera down, just for a little tease.
The view is devastating; your bare chest and stomach, skin glistening, bubbles pooling around your figure as your fingers are still buried deep inside your cunt under the water. You're moving slow, rhythmic and controlled. The kind of slow that taunts, not pleases.
His moan is immediate. A broken, strangled sound that makes your thighs twitch.
"Jesus fuck-" he groans, gripping himself tighter.
You bring the camera back up. Angle it close. Your flushed face fills the screen; lips parted and glossy, eyes half lidded and dark, a hint of smugness tugging at the corner of your mouth. You bite your lip. Your lashes flutter.
"Satoru," you whisper, voice warm and breathy, "I wish you were here. You'd fuck me so good, wouldn't you?"
He's trembling.
"Oh my god, yes," he gasps. "Yes, I would. I'd- I'd eat you out until your legs shook. I'd fuck you so slow just to hear those little noises. You'd let me, right? You'd ride me 'til I cry?"
Your brows furrow, then raise. That expression. The one he always says makes him lose his mind. You move your fingers just right and let your head fall back slightly, a soft moan escaping as your stomach tenses.
And he fucking whimpers. He's full on babbling now.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck- you're unreal, you're so fucking beautiful, I can't- how are you real? Look at your face, I- I'd worship you for the rest of my life. I'd crawl for you, I'd beg, please, please tell me I can cum-"
You tilt your head. Smirk. Voice soft, dangerous, in that tone you know drives Satoru up the fucking wall and back down again. "Only if you tell me whose cock that is, baby."
"Yours," he chokes out. "Yours, yours, everything is yours. Please, let me, please-"
Your moan is barely a whisper. You nod once, deliberate and slow, giving him permission. And really, thatβs all it takes to break Satoru.
He cums with your name in his mouth like he's worshipping at the altar of you and a sob so visceral the phone vibrates. It's violent the way it hits him. He jerks up off the mattress, spine arched, cock spilling ropes of cum all over his abs, his fist still pumping instinctively through every wave. His moans crack into broken, choked off sounds. Eyes wet, lips parted, face completely destroyed.
"Fuckfuckfuckfuck- baby, oh my god-"
His head drops back. He gasps, shuddering. And then he sniffles. Deadass crying. You can see the tears clinging to his lashes, the wet shimmer in the corners of his eyes, his chest rising and falling like he just ran a marathon.
He slowly brings the phone closer, hand still trembling. "...I think you killed me," he breathes. "I think my soul left my body and came all over my stomach."
You giggle softly. Innocent. Cruel. "Aw. What a shame. I didn't even finish yet."
His entire body reacted. He sits up so fast the camera jostled. "No. No. Stop. Stop right now." His voice cracks, acting like you not cumming was on the same scale as a war crime. "Let me," he pleads, breath catching. "Let me talk you through it. I'll make it so good. I swear. Baby, please."
You bite your lip. Shift the camera. Legs still parted in the tub. Fingers still between your thighs. You nod. βMm, go ahead and try baby.β
His voice drops, breathy and shaky, but soft. "Okay...okay, angel. Touch yourself again. Just slow at first. Just tease me. Act like I'm not even allowed to see."
You move your fingers, slow and shallow. He watches with parted lips, eyes glued to your screen like it's holy.
"You're so pretty. Fuck. I wish I was there. I'd kiss your thighs while you do that. Hold you open with both hands and just...watch."
You let out a shaky moan. His breath stutters.
"I'd slide inside so slow, baby. Let you feel everything." His voice cracks again. "You always take me so good. You get so wet for me. You'd wrap around me like you're made for it."
Your hips start to roll.
"You like when I stretch you open, huh?" he breathes. "When you can feel me deep, pressing against that spot that makes your eyes roll back? I'd go slow, baby. I'd make it last."
Your brows furrow. A soft gasp escapes you.
"God, your face- that face- you're so close, huh? Can I hear you? Can I hear how good you feel?"
Your breathing's getting heavier. Your fingers move deeper now, slick and steady, and your thighs part wider beneath the water.
He sees it, feels it, even through the screen. You don't have to say a word.
"Easy," he murmurs. "Don't rush it yet, baby. I wanna watch."
His voice is low and soothing. Still wrecked, but with a softness reserved only for you as he coos and coaxes you through your own orgasm. You can hear the rawness in his throat; he probably hasn't stopped shaking himself since he came.
"I'd be kissing your stomach right now," he whispers, eyes locked on your screen, like not even the world ending could make him tear his gaze away even only for a second. "Soft, messy kisses while my fingers fuck you stupid."
Your moan escapes unbidden; quiet and cracked.
"You like that? Hm?" he breathes. "You'd be grinding on my hand, wouldn't you? All needy. Whispering my name like it's the only word you know."
You whimper again, your hips starting to roll in rhythm. βMhmm, and?β
"I'd rub your clit so slow," he continues, breath hitching. "Just circles. Gentle ones. Just enough to make your legs shake."
You gasp softly, eyebrows knitting, and he groans like it physically hurt him.
"God, your face. You make that little expression when it feels just right, right there, baby? Is that it?"
You nod. Barely able to breathe.
"I'd be inside you so deep. I'd fuck into you slow and smooth, over and over, until you couldn't take it."
His voice is shaking again, full of awe and praise.
"You'd look at me with those eyes. Those perfect, sexy eyes. Like I'm the only one who's ever touched you right. You always look so pretty when you're close, baby. Always so fuckin' perfect."
You can feel the pressure building, winding tighter and inching closer to snapping with every word he speaks.
"I'd hold your face while you came for me," he whispers, his voice softening by an octave or two at the thought. "Kiss you through it. Moan with you. I'd be right there, baby. Just like I am now. I'm watching you. I see everything. You're so close, aren't you?"
You nod again, moaning louder this time, body starting to shake. He leans closer to the camera, his eyes wide and pleading, voice full of endearment and encouragement. "Cum for me, angel. Please. I wanna watch how pretty you look."
You're moaning shamelessly from his words alone. The tone, the way he says them, the way heβs so clearly, obviously desperate for you. Your moans start quiet andragged, but build fast the more ruined Satoru becomes. Eventually your whole bodyβs arching, thighs and stomach convulsing, fingers buried deep and curling, your mouth open in a breathless cry. You make sure your face is in view of the camera; flushed, shining, wrecked, as you moan his name.
"Fuck, Satoru-"
He's watching in absolute awe, like seeing one of the worldβs seven wonders through his phone screen; Eyes wide, mouth parted. His eyes watery and glossy as he whispers, "...holy shit."
Your fingers curl deep. Your toes flex beneath the water. Your mouth falls open, and your head tips back just slightly, just enough for him to see the ripple of tension through your throat. Your lashes flutter, lips quivering, body shaking as it's trying to hold on just a little longer. But you can't. It hits like a tidal wave.
"Satoru-" you gasp, and the sound of your voice like that entirely destroys something in him.
You're fucking falling apart right in front of him; eyes glazed, brows furrowed, mouth open in the prettiest, most helpless moan. You look like you're about to cry from how good it feels. Your thighs shudder, hips stuttering as you ride it out with stuttering, shaky breaths. But then you heard him, too.
"F-fuck- oh my god, fuck baby- "
You blink through the haze, phone still in your hand, but your jaw drops as he shifts the camera, propping it back up on a pillow. Heβs cumming. Again. And giving you a whole front row seat to the spectacle.
He didn't even mean to, really. But then his hand is back on his cock as you came, barely stroking, just watching you with wide, tear glossed eyes. It fucking shoots out of him, messy and sudden and completely unprompted; ropes of it spilling over his stomach and chest again as his mouth falls open in a silent cry.
He pants like he can't catch his breath, like you knocked the wind out of him, moaning through gritted teeth. "You're so fucking beautiful, oh my god- I didn't even touch it that time, I just- your face, fuck- your voice, Jesus Christ baby-"
He's twitching through aftershocks, eyes locked on his screen, completely wrecked. And all you do is smirk, flushed and glowing, your voice still breathless, "God, you're so easy. Came again just from watching me?"
He groans, collapsing back against the pillows. "You're gonna kill me."
You giggle, trailing your fingers down your stomach as the bath water ripples gently around you. "Mmm. Maybe. But what a way to go."
He's still catching his breath. Hair a mess, eyes heavy lidded, lashes damp. You watch him collapse dramatically back onto the bed, face flushed, cum still streaked across his skin. "Okay," he wheezes. "Okay, princess. Get out of the bath. We're done. You win. I'm cooked. Fully destroyed."
You giggle softly, rinsing off in the warm water as he rambles.
"I want you to put on that sweater," he mumbles. "You know the one. The big knit one. Mine. The one that smells like me and makes you look stupid cute because it's way too big for you."
You smirk, standing and wrapping yourself in a towel.
"Put that on," he whispers, watching you through the screen with adoring, sleepy eyes. "And get in bed. I'm telling you a bedtime story."
You towel off and pull the sweater on; it swallows you whole, the sleeves covering your hands, the hem brushing along your upper thighs. You climb into bed, still warm from the bath, and snuggle under the covers with the phone propped up.
"You comfy?" he asks gently. "You look so pretty like that. Soft. Safe."
"I'm comfy," you whisper, settling in. "What's the story?"
"The story," he hums, blinking slowly, "is about this girl I'm in love with who deserves everything. Like, everything. She's the prettiest, baddest, softest, smartest woman to ever exist, and I'm pretty sure she has me under some kind of sex magic spell, but I'm not complaining."
You giggle again, cheeks warm.
"And when I get home," he continues, voice dipping into something soft and and promising, "I'm booking you a spa day. No, actually. I am the spa now. I'm gonna turn our place into a spa. Hot towels, essential oils, deep tissue massage. I'll scrub your back with my lips if you want. Exfoliation by Gojo."
You snort. "You've officially lost it."
"I'm in love," he whines. "Different thing."
He rolls onto his side, eyes soft and sleep dazed. "You deserve the world," he murmurs. "Like, actually. Do you want it? I'll give it to you. Just say the word. I'll fly to space. I'll name a planet after you. You can take all of my generational wealth."
You bite your lip, smiling fondly. "I just want you," you say softly.
He goes silent for a second. You watch him blink like he's buffering. Then he groans, face scrunched. "Ughhhh, why would you say something that cute after I just came twice. You're gonna kill me. I love you so bad it's stupid."
You just hum, eyes fluttering closed. "Night, Toru."
"Night, baby," he whispers. "Dream of me. I'll be dreaming of you. And your bathtub. And your face. And your- okay I'm stopping. I'm stopping now."
The last thing you hear before drifting off is his voice, sleepy and warm.
u write gojo so good i cant take itπππ thank you for your service
THANK YOU CUTIE PIE <3 i genuinely got so frustrated reading him as this like alpha male dom guy bc itβs just not him so i decided to take matters into my own hands hahahaah. im so happy you enjoy my writing π€
HEY HEY YALLLLL sorry i went mia, i just got news suddenly that im moving to the uk from canada and im lowkey stressing tf out, havenβt had time to write :c BUT I WANNA MAKE SURE MY GOJO QUEENS R FED WELLLLL. hope u like this one.
!tw: breeding kink, gojo getting you pregnant
It's a day off.
The rare kind where neither of you are on call, cursed spirits aren't wreaking havoc, and no one's blowing up your phone. The windows are open, there's a half finished bag of spicy chips sitting on the coffee table, and you're tucked into Satoru's long, lean body.
He's shirtless, sweatpants slung low, his skin radiating heat like a fucking human furnace. One of his arms draped possessively around you, fingertips dragging light patterns along the bare skin of your back where your oversized shirt rides up. You're tucked into him like two perfectly molded puzzle pieces; thighs slotted between his, your face pressed against the curve of his neck. He smells like skin, shampoo, and sexy if it had a scent.
The true crime documentary you made him watch is playing, volume low, dramatic music building as the narrator rattles off forensic evidence.
Satoru gasps, dramatically as per usual.
"Wait. No way. The husband did it?" He squeezes your hip. "That's crazy. Who would've thought?"
"You, five minutes ago," you mumble into his chest.
He ignores that. "I just don't get it. You marry someone, you take vows, and then stabby stabby murder? Couldn't be me. Iβm too loyal."
You hum noncommittally, one hand lazily threading through his hair. He sighs way too dramatically.
"He didn't even deserve her. Like, okay king, maybe communicate instead of hiring a hitman?"
You flick a chip crumb at his cheek.
He gasps. "You're assaulting me."
You don't even blink. "You're talking through the part where they examine the skull fractures."
He squishes you tighter against him. "You made me watch this. You said, and I quote, 'I love being cozy and watching serial killer documentaries.' That's concerning."
"You're concerning."
"And hot," he adds, kissing your shoulder dramatically. "Tell me I'm hot."
"No."
He gasps again. "I've been so good to you. I made you coffee this morning. I carried your laundry. I even helped you fold your clothes!"
"You put one hoodie on a hanger backwards."
"And I'd do it again!" he says, eyes gleaming with the misplaced pride of a man who thinks acts of service include crumpling your panties into a pile on the dresser.
You groan and flop against him harder. "Satoru, I swear to god."
"Shhh. Can't stop. Won't stop. It's a disorder," he whispers against your temple. "I have Chronic Attention Syndrome. It's terminal."
You snort against his skin while he pulls you closer, rubbing circles into your back with the devotion of a man who has absolutely nothing else to do today except love you stupidly.
The moment settles. Warm. Domestic. A little disgusting. Which is maybe why, out of nowhere, you mumble, "I wanna baby trap you."
There's a thrum of silence. Like the whole room pauses to process what you've just said.
Satoru doesn't laugh, react; he doesn't even blink. Instead, he freezes. His hand stops moving on your back. His breath catches.
Then so dramatically slowly, he peels himself off the couch like he's just heard the voice of God.
He stands up. Still silent. Still wide eyed. He slowly rises to tower over you in his stupid gray sweatpants, shirtless, jaw tight like it hurts, looking at you like you just told him he won the lottery and also that you're already pregnant and also that you built him a shrine made of limited edition kitkats.
"...Wait," he breathes. "Wait. Say that again?"
You blink up at him from the couch. "Satoru."
"Say it again."
"It was a joke."
"NO." His voice cracks. He clutches his chest as he's personally fallen victim to your sarcasm. "NO. YOU DON'T GET TO UNSAY THAT."
"Satoru-"
"Do you understand what you just did to me?" he blurts. "I've been mentally baby trapped since day one. Do you know how many imaginary babies we have? They have names. They wear little sunglasses. One of them has your temper and my fashion sense, which is honestly terrifying, but we make it work."
You start laughing halfheartedly, face buried in a throw pillow as he starts pacing like a man possessed.
"You can't just say something like that and expect me to be normal!" he shouts, arms flailing. "My brain isn't working anymore! I saw a flash forward montage of our life. You, holding a little blue onesie. Me, crying. Nanami officiating our wedding. I blacked out, babe."
You peek at him through your fingers. "You're insane."
He drops to his knees in front of you like he's about to beg. "INSANELY IN LOVE."
You snort. "God, you're annoying."
"Say it again."
"No."
"Say it again. I'll pay you."
He grabs you by the shoulders like it's a matter of life and death, eyes wild and glowing like he just discovered fire. "Wait. Wait. Be honest. You mean it? You want a little Gojo baby? A tiny little thing with stupid fluffy hair and my big blue eyes??"
You shriek, laughing and shoving him back. "SATORU PLEASE-"
But he's spiraling. Fully down the rabbit hole. "I can be baby trapped," he insists. "I'm trapable. I'm easy. Just say the word. I'll fill you up right now. No questions asked."
"BABE?!"
"Okay, okay," he pants dramatically, pushing his hands through his hair and standing like he's preparing to make a powerpoint presentation. "Let's talk hypotheticals. Say you were serious. What's the timeline? Are we doing this soon? Do I need to start eating more fruit or something?? What vitamins help with sperm motility-"
"OH MY GOD."
But he's already too far gone. Pacing again. Talking with his hands like he's pitching a startup idea to God. "Okay, okay... but... if you did baby trap me, what are we working with here? Six months? A year? Do I need to quit missions? I'll quit missions. I'll become a househusband. I'll learn how to make those little bento boxes-"
"BABY."
"Oh my god," he breathes, eyes wide. "It'll be so wholesome. I'll cry when they say their first word. I will. It'll probably be something dumb like 'foot.' But I won't even care."
"SATORU. CALM DOWN."
He registered your words, snapping him out of his midlife crisis, and starts pouting. Full on bottom lip wobbling, sparkly eyes, slumped shoulders pout.
"But... I was so excited," he whispers.
You blink. "You... were?"
He flops back onto the couch with the performance of an Oscar awarded actor. "You don't understand. I've dreamed of this moment. You, all and sweaty and pretty and in one of my shirts. Me, shirtless and basically drooling over my perfect girlfriend. Obviously. Snacks everywhere. You turning to me in a moment of casual domestic bliss and saying 'I wanna baby trap you.' That's literally my love language."
"You're insane."
"Insanely fertile."
"OH MY GOD."
He leans onto you dramatically like his dreams were just crushed. "β¦so you don't want to baby trap me."
You groan. "You're not supposed to want to be baby trapped, idiot."
"Well maybe I'm different," he mumbles, nuzzling into your shoulder again. "Maybe I've been trying to manifest it with my brain for months. Maybe I want to wake up all emotional and babyfied next to you and be like wow... she really did it."
You just stare at him, raising a brow. He looks up at you. Pouts harder.
"...So like. No baby trap?" he whispers.
You barely get out, "I mean... if I did wanna trap someone, you wouldn't be the worst option."
THUD.
He launches the rest of himself onto you like he's just been called to battle. Except instead of saving the world, he's crushing you under his stupidly lanky limbs and emotionally erratic body heat.
"I KNEW IT," he gasps, dramatically laying on top of you like he's fainting in a Shakespearean tragedy. "I KNEW YOU WANTED MY SEED."
"Satoru! you're HEAVY!"
"I'll get up and throw away all the condoms right now. Every single one. Watch me."
You're laughing so hard you can't breathe. "Get OFF-"
"I can't. I'm nesting. I'm preparing."
He buries his face into your neck, groaning like he's in pain. "Oh my god. I'll go to daddy classes. I'll bring snacks for the whole group. I'll knit you a blanket while you're pregnant. I'll learn how to knit." Then he starts biting you. Light little licks and nips along your neck and shoulder like some deranged predator in heat.
"Satoru? what are you DOING."
He doesn't shut up. Unhinged. Absolutely fucking gone with the wind. "Don't even need a plan, baby," he pants into your skin. "Just sit on it. I'll give you twins. Triplets. Whatever you want."
"Oh my god-"
"You wanna complete my life?" he murmurs, hand sliding under your shirt, palming your hip like it's his life raft. "You wanna keep me forever? Please do. Please do."
He pulls back just enough to look at you; flushed, eyes half lidded, pupils blown wildly.
"I wanna be trapped."
His voice drops.
"Tell me you'll trap me."
"No."
"TELL ME YOUβLL TRAP ME."
Then he licks your neck.
"EW-"
He's palming your thighs, mouthing at your jawline. "I'll start taking vitamins. I'll start going to daddy classes tomorrow. I'll stretch every day to make sure my swimmers are agile-"
You're wheezing. "That's not how it works-"
"SHHH." He gently shushes you. "Don't ruin the fantasy."
You snort. "You're deranged."
"And yet," he whispers, hot breath curling against your ear, "you still let me hit it raw. Who's the real psycho here?"
You try to smack him. He catches your wrist. Kisses your palm.
"You love me."
"I'm gonna start cuddling you with a helmet on if you don't calm down."
He smirks. "I'd still breed you through the helmet. Now get comfy, baby. I'm about to fill you like an application."
You're wheezing. Whole body laugh crying, pinned under his ridiculous noodle limbed body as he babbles every deranged, horny thing his lovesick brain can come up with.
"I wanna be trapped," he mumbles into your neck. "I wanna be yours. I'll fill you like-"
SMACK.
The soft fwump of a pillow cuts him off mid horny rant. He jerks his head up, scandalized.
"BABY?!" he gasps like you just slapped him with a legal summons. "We're having an emotional, life changing moment, and you assault me with a throw pillow?!"
You deadpan, "Satoru. Your drool is literally dripping down my neck."
He grins, completely unbothered. "Yeah, well, my swimmers won't be, because I'm gonna make sure you're stuffed full of th-"
WHAP. Another pillow to the face.
"OKAY, that's IT," he growls, dramatically rolling off you and grabbing the nearest cushion. "You wanna play games, young lady? Let's play."
"Don't call me young lady-"
He tackles you. You shriek, half laughing, half trying to dodge as he straddles your thighs and starts mercilessly tickling your sides.
"SATORU-"
"Say you'll baby trap me!"
"NEVER!"
"SAY IT!!"
"NEVER!!"
You manage to wiggle free just enough to smack him again, but he catches your wrist mid swing and flips you like you're in the WWE.
You barely scramble off the couch before he lunges. The next thirty seconds are pure chaos. You're squealing, laughing, out of breath as he tackles you to the floor like a rabid dog with zoomies. He's saying his usual nonsense:
"This is foreplay, actually!"
"You can't baby trap me if I trap you first!"
"Submit! Submit to the father of your future children!"
You're kicking at him through tears of laughter, twisting under his weight. "You're deranged! You're the baby that needs to be trapped!"
He flips the pillow dramatically and gasps, "Say that to my face, coward."
"Your face is STUPID-"
"Ohhh, that's it. Youβre done."
He grabs your ankles and yanks you toward him on the floor.
You shriek. "BABY-"
"I gave you a chance to surrender, but now?" he flops over you dramatically, pinning you under him again like you weigh nothing. His face is flushed. Hair a mess. Grinning like the demon he is. "Now you're getting baby trapped AND body slammed."
You try to argue, but he just stares down at you with an expression so deranged you're almost concerned.
"Submission hold unlocked," he pants, pinning both your wrists above your head with one hand while the other is buried in your pillowfrazzled hair. His cheeks are pink, his smile split wide across his stupidly pretty face, and his hair's falling in his eyes.
You're both panting and out of breath. Staring at each other. "Say you wanna keep me forever," he begs.
You squint at him. "...What's in it for me?"
"I'll clean the bathroom and bring you soup for nine months straight."
You grin. "Mmm... tempting. What else?"
He leans in. Lips brushing yours.
"I'll worship you."
You shake your head.
"Alsoooo," he adds, eyes gleaming, "I'll buy the baby a little blindfold to match their daddy."
You howl as you're pinned under him, hot and flushed, your shirt rumpled around your ribs; just enough to show the right amount of skin to set Satoru off.
Your thighs are parted just enough for his hips to slide between. You're both barely dressed; your panties clinging to sweaty skin, his sweats riding dangerously low. He's sweating from all the chaotic wrestling, lips swollen from kissing you like he's never gonna get the chance again.
And he won't shut the fuck up.
His hand ghosts down your belly, fingers flexing like he's imagining it already. "Can't stop picturing you all swollen. Glowing. Big round belly under my shirt. Walking around all needy. Mood swings. Leaking. Oh my god. I'll kiss your belly every night. I'll cry. You'll cry. We'll cry. I'll suck your tits while you're-"
You slap a hand over his mouth.
"Satoru."
He freezes. Eyes wild. Breathing like a mad man. You slowly remove your hand.
His eyes narrow. "You're sweating."
You blink. "Well, yeah. You tackled me."
He leans down, licking a slow stripe across your collarbone.
"Mmm. Hot and sweaty," he murmurs, voice dropping to something lower and rougher. "God, my baby's hot, huh?"
He kisses down the center of your chest, murmuring between each one:
"Already imagining it."
"All pregnant and swollen with my kid."
"You'd look so good like that."
"I'd rub your belly every night."
"Kiss it every morning."
"Talk to it like a psycho."
"Hey future child, your mom's a fucking goddess."
You're panting, watching him spiral. He's now mouthing at your stomach, leaving wet, messy kisses across your skin like he's already trying to claim it.
"-and then I'd cry during the ultrasound. And when your boobs get bigger? Oh my god."
You slap your hand over your face. "Satoru, please."
"I'm just saying!" He grins, biting the inside of your thigh gently. "You'd be so cute. All hormonal and clingy and grumpy. Can't sleep unless you're curled up on my chest. Can't cum unless I'm rubbing your swollen clit just right."
"STOP."
"Ughhhh, and your belly? Fuuuck, I'd make love to it like it's you. Kiss it like it's a precious artifact. I'll get up early to rub lotion on it. I'll go to prenatal yoga classes with you-"
"FINE."
You say it too loud. Too fast.
He blinks up from between your thighs, dazed. "Huh?"
Your face is flushed. Your chest heaving. You lock eyes with him.
"Get me pregnant."
Silence. He's staring. Mouth parted. Like you just told him you're God incarnate and he gets one wish.
"...Wait. You're serious?"
"Yup."
"You- you want me to-"
You grab his hair and pull him closer. "I said do it."
The switch flips. His whole body convulses.
"Oh my god," he moans. "You want me to...? Oh fuck, I'm gonna cry-"
"You better not," you whisper, tugging his hair harder. "You'd better fuck me stupid instead."
"I'm gonna do both," he babbles. "I'm gonna cry while fucking you stupid-"
You're laughing, you're dying, you're trying to speak but he's already mouthing at your thighs like a man possessed.
"OH MY GOD," he yells, practically combusting as he yanks his sweats down, "HOLY FUCK OHMYGODOHMYGOD I love you so much," he says, tongue dragging up the inside of your thigh like it's gospel. "I'm gonna make this the most spiritual nut of my life."
"Please never say that again."
"You're gonna be leaking me for days."
"Satoru!"
But it's too late. He's face first between your thighs like he's trying to ascend to heaven, but heaven is sticky, soaking wet, and making the prettiest sounds he's ever heard in his life.
Your legs twitch against his back, and Satoru? He fucking whines.
"Baby," he pants, pulling back just enough to blink up at you, eyes wild and hazy, chin gleaming. "Baby. You're so wet I'm gonna cry."
He's gone. He moans again, head thunking gently against your thigh like he's physically overwhelmed.
You're a mess of flush, daze and lust, all while trying to catch your breath. "Toru-"
"No, you don't get it," he babbles, lips brushing your inner thigh like he's lost the ability to form normal thoughts. "This is like... fuckin' legendary. This is world ending pussy. You're drippin' on my face like a tsunami. Oh my god."
Then he lunges forward and starts eating like it's his last meal before execution. Messy. No rhythm. Just desperation.
Your fingers curl tight in his hair and he gasps, humping the couch like a problem, like your moans alone got him leaking.
He pulls back, dazed, pupils blown, hair sticking to his forehead. "I'm just warming you up," he breathes out, like he forgot he was even doing that. "Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm gonna give you the prettiest baby in the world. You're gonna be so fucking pregnant-"
"TORU!"
"No, let me- let me just say this. Your tits are gonna get so big. You're gonna waddle. I'm gonna rub your back and your belly and kiss it every night like it's my religion. Fuck. Fuck. Do you even know how good you taste?"
And not a second later, his face is nose deep in your pussy like he's trying to fuse with your soul. Tongue lapping at you like a man starved, slow and deep at first, then frantic and wet the moment you whimper. The slurping is obscene. Loud. Unapologetic. Like he wants your neighbors to know you're being spiritually devoured or whatever he said.
"F- fuck, 'toru!"
He moans into your cunt like it's your name on his tongue. Then pauses, barely lifting his head, chin soaked, eyes blown wide as he pants:
"Baby..."
You blink, dazed. "Y- yeah?"
"I'm gonna get you so fucking pregnant."
He starts sucking. Alternating between slow, soft circles and firm, pointed licks that have your back arching off the floor. He wraps an arm around your thigh, anchoring you with practiced ease while his fingers drift down to tease at your folds; rubbing, pressing, just barely slipping in.
You try to respond, but all that comes out is a pitiful moan.
"Oh, baby," he coos. "That's it. Don't think. Don't talk. Let me take care of you." He kisses the inside of your knee like a gentleman, then immediately goes back to making out with your pussy like a menace.
Every few seconds, he breaks to babble again:
"God, I could eat you forever."
"You taste like my future baby mama."
"Can't wait to fuck it into you after. Stretch you out nice and full. Keep it in there."
Your hips buck involuntarily. He laughs, all raspy and smug. "Oh? You like the sound of that, huh?"
"'Toruuu, yes-"
He groans like you shot him. "You said I could get you pregnant," he whimpers. "Don't take it back. I've already imagined your belly and I'm- I'm so fucked in the head for you."
You whimper so hard you startle yourself. Your body jerks, overstimulated, and Satoru moans like it's his own orgasm. He presses a heavenly kiss to your clit; soft, wet, and so fucking gentle it makes you dizzy.
"Attagirl," he breathes, like he's training you. Like he's proud of you. Like he's not two seconds from ruining your life and calling it love.
Then he sucks again. Tongue flat, fingers curling inside you just right, coaxing that shaky edge with the kind of rhythm that feels like it was designed by a higher power. "Can't give you my babies 'til you cum all over this mouth," he coos between the obscene sounds of his tongue buried in your pussy.
You sob. Full body shudder. His fingers don't stop. "That's it, pretty mama," he babbles, words slurred against your soaked cunt. "Make me a little puddle. Right on the floor. I wanna see how messy you get for me."
Your thighs twitch. He whines.
"Oh fuck- fuck, there you go, that's it- shit, baby, you're shaking."
He pulls back just enough to look at your swollen, glistening pussy like it's a miracle. His breath catches. "You're dripping down your thighs. You're dripping. I knew you'd do this to me. I knew it."
Then, like a madman: "I'll clean it up. I swear. I'll lick it off the floor. You don't even have to move. Just make a mess. Please make a mess."
You try to respond. All that comes out is a pathetic attempt at a noise.
He kisses your thigh. "Baby. I can't even feel my hands. I'm so close and I haven't even been inside you yet. That's gotta be illegal. That's criminal. You make me insane."
He nuzzles your pussy like it's a pillow and moans. Not even a second later, his mouth is back on you before you can cry, "Satoru!"
He groans into it like it's a religious experience. "You're so wet," he gasps. "So fucking gooey. You were made to take me. I'm gonna slide right in, no resistance- fuck baby, you're gonna swallow me whole, huh?"
He pulls back for just a second, blinking up at you like he's high. Then he babbles, deadass serious, "If you cum for me right now, I swear to god I'll give you twins. Triplets if you squirt."
You slap a hand over your face, but it's too late; your body's already arching off the couch, trembling, twitching, your vision whiting out as you cum with a sob.
And Satoru? He moans. Into your pussy. While you're cumming on his tongue.
"Yesyesyesohmygod, that's it. That's my girl. Fuck, that's my puddle. That's mine. That's mine. I'm gonna fuckin' marry you. I'm gonna breed you so good, you're gonna forget your own name- ughhh, fuck, I love you-"
You're still catching your breath when he's climbing up your body like he doesn't even remember how his limbs work, all flushed and panting, hair plastered to his forehead.
"Do I get to fuck my pretty beautiful wifey-future-baby mama now?" he gasps, clutching your face in both hands like you're his very own precious relic. "In the slowest, nastiest, most emotional way possible?"
You nod, dazed. He exhales like he's been shot in the heart.
"Holy fuck. I love you."
He kisses your cheek and whispers, "I'm gonna make you feel so full, princess. You won't remember what it feels like to be empty."
You're in the middle of catching your breath, brain somewhere in the fuckstratosphere, when Satoru suddenly, gently lifts you up in his arms like the dramatic little menace he is.
"Wait," he pants, blinking down at you with wide, affectionate eyes. "Wait. Don't move. Don't even breathe. I need to do something important."
You look at him, almost manifesting visual question marks above your head. He sets you down gently, like you're made of porcelain, and grabs his phone.
"What the fuck are you-"
"Sssshhh." He holds a finger up to your slightly wet lips. "This is vital. It's for our future."
You watch in horrified awe as this man, now ass naked except for a single sock proceeds to Google "Best sex position to get your wife pregnant"
You're wheezing. "You didn't even propose to me yet."
"I did, actually. With my tongue. And dick. And there will be a ring, but no spoilers." He waves his phone around like it's holy scripture. "Okay. So it says missionary with a pillow under your hips-"
"Satoru."
"-OR doggy style but with you on your stomach."
"Satoru."
He pauses, making a little pouty face full of concern. "...Wait no. I don't like doggy style. Feels too impersonal. I like seeing your face. Want to see your face when I- fuck, okay, I'm spiraling."
"Clearly."
He's reaching. But not just any pillow. No, no. This man is evaluating options like he's choosing a diamond ring. "This one's too firm. That one doesn't match your arch. Hold on, this one's pretty but not ergonomic-"
"Babe."
He shushes you.
"I'm fluffing it. I want it to cradle your hips perfectly."
You blink up at him, naked and flushed and thoroughly dickmatized, absolutely reeling, while this idiot is fussing with pillow ergonomics as though the position of the pillow will determine your fertility.
That's it. You're done.
You rip the pillow from his hands, grab him by the wrist, slam it beneath your hips with the efficiency of a feral horny woman.
He grins, way too deep into his pillow spiral. "What if we do both?"
"JUST SHUT UP AND FUCK ME."
He freezes. Statuesque. Full brain reboot. His mouth opens, but no sound comes out. His pupils dilate like he's just seen the face of a holy diety.
"Oh my god," he whispers. "What did you just say?"
"Satoru, shut the fuck up and get me pregnant."
He explodes. Not literally, but like... emotionally.
"BABY YOU CAN'T SAY THAT TO ME UNLESS YOU MEAN IT-"
"I DO. I do."
He tackles you back into the couch like he's been waiting his whole life for this moment, grabbing a nearby throw pillow and shoving it under your hips like he read it in a sacred scroll.
"...Oh my god," he whispers. "Oh my god. You- you're serious. Oh fuck. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die right now and it's gonna be your fault. You just told me to shut up and fuck you. You initiated pregnancy mating protocol. Voluntarily. Do you know what that does to me?!"
You roll your eyes. "You gonna keep talking or...?"
He practically throws himself on top of you. "I'M DOING IT. I'M FUCKING YOU. I'M BREEDING YOU. I'M NEVER SHUTTING UP AGAIN."
He hovers over you, flushed and soaked in sweat, arms hardly holding up beneath the weight of everything he's feeling; desire, disbelief, the sheer fucking overwhelm of it all.
"I need-" He pauses, breath hitching. "I need you to look at me. While I put a baby in you. Please. Just... let me see you."
His voice is absolutely destroyed; soaked in almost pathetic desperation, eyes starry with pupils almost in the shapes of hearts. He leans in, presses his forehead to yours, and laughs a breathy, goofy little chuckle, already losing it and he hasn't even moved yet.
And then he pushes in. Not fast. Not rough. But deep. Slow. Thick enough that your back arches off the couch like your body's trying to run and take him deeper at the same time.
You whimper. He moans. You tighten. He fucking shatters.
The second your legs lock around him, his hips jolt and a choked noise leaves his throat, raw and pathetic and so goddamn sexy. His fingers dig into the cushion, convinced he needs something to hold other than you or he's gonna float straight out of his body.
"Fuuuck baby, Oh my fucking god," he gasps, voice shattering mid syllable. "Baby- baby, don't... don't do that, I'm barely- I'm fucking hanging by a thread here as is."
But you clamp him tight anyways, pulling him in until he bottoms out, thighs wrapped around his hips, arching up into him, cunt fluttering with every stroke like your body's demanding more.
"Fuuuuck! fuckfuckfuck, you're so cozy in here, so fucking dripping wet for me huh? Ugghhhh, she's sucking me in like she needs me baby, your pussy's trying to trap me-"
Your lips brush his ear, smug and breathless. "Isn't that the point?"
He sobs. Actually sobs. His head drops to your shoulder as his hips roll forward again, slower this time, but heavier. Hungrier. Needier. Each stroke drags against your walls so perfectly it knocks the air out of both of you.
"I'm definitely not gonna last," he whimpers, voice shaking. "Not when you're fuckin' squeezing me so fucking tight, fuck- don't let go baby."
He's babbling his usual nonsense, all breath and whine and half formed words, hips stuttering like he's about to lose consciousness from the sheer goddamn pleasure of being inside you.
"HOLY SHIT- holy fuck, thank you, thank you baby."
The intensity hits him like a fever dream; he's drowning in you, the overwhelming need to put a baby in you crashing through his body and causes him to fold over you completely like his muscles gave out. He buries his face in your neck with a raw, shuddering moan. He tries to fuck you nice and gentle, but Satoru can't help himself.
His thrusts start slow, dragging every inch of his now pulsating cock against your walls devastatingly, each one deep enough to punch the breath from your lungs. He tries to give you moments to recover, but the thought of stuffing you full of him prevents it. He grinds, cock pressing up against that soft, swollen spot over and over like he's trying to brand you from the inside out.
"Fuck baby, baby, I can feel you clenching so tight, it's like you're trying to keep me. Trying to keep me forever, yeah? You wanna keep me, don't you?"
He thrusts again, hard and ruinous, and all you can do is nod and whimper while arching up and begging without words while he keeps grinding like it's the last time he'll ever get to.
And god, the way he moans into your throat when you say his name like that, you swear it makes him fuck you even deeper. His voice breaks against your lips, into your neck, against your skin, again and again:
"You're gonna take it all, right? You're gonna let me fill you up, let me pump you full of Gojo genetics? Fuuuuck baby, you feel so good, so fucking tight, like you were made to milk this cock-"
You gasp as his hips roll again, this time so deep you feel it in your ribs.
"Satoruuuu-"
He moans into your mouth.
"I love you, I love you so fucking much baby, you have no fuckin' idea. Gonna kiss your belly every night, gonna rub your back when it hurts, gonna hold you and this baby every single second- fuck, I wanna live inside you. Can I?"
You choke on a laugh, dizzy, overstimulated, lips trembling. "That's- not how it works-"
"Then let's make it work. Let me figure it out. I'll science it. I'll get Shoko to help. Fuck, baby, pleaseeee-"
He's kissing your neck, your cheeks, your lips, your jaw; he can't stop. His voice is destroyed, thick and high and hoarse, punctuated by the slick, messy sounds of his cock dragging in and out of you like he's trying to imprint himself on your soul.
He's so deep inside you it's unbearable.
You can feel every twitch, every pulse, every needy throb of him where your bodies meet; his cock dragging against the softest part of you, slick and hard and messy, like he refuses to leave even a drop behind. He doesn't pull back, each thrust an unrelenting roll of his hips like he's fucking in slow motion to savor it.
You can't stop babbling.
"Satoru- Satoru it's too good- I can't, I can't-"
"Yes you can," he pants, arms locked around you like a vice. One hand's cradling your head, the other wrapped under your back, hugging you to his chest as he rocks his hips in deep again. "You are, baby. You are. Taking me so well- fuck, look at you, so good for me- so wet it's dripping down my thighs- holy shit."
He kisses your temple. Your jaw. Your mouth. His lips are hot and trembling and wet with sweat and spit and love.
"I wanna cry," you mumble helplessly, eyes wide and glossy, your voice catching on a moan. "You're gonna make me cry."
"I want you to," he groans. "Wanna see those pretty little tears while I fuck you full- shit, you're gonna take all of it, right? Every drop? Don't let me out, baby. Not even after."
You whimper, fingers clawing at his back like you need to keep him there.
"Don't stop, don't you dare fucking stop 'Toru-"
"I'm not, baby," he moans into your neck. "I'm not fuckin' stopping 'til you're leaking all over this floor. Fuuuuuck, listen to us. Listen to those sounds- you hear that? That's us, baby. That's what you do to me."
You do hear it. The obscene slap slick rhythm of him pushing in and out, your bodies soaked and shameless, the wet, filthy symphony echoing under every panting breath and whispered plea.
He fucks you like he's drunk. Like he's dreaming. Slow and worshipful, pressing so deep he knocks the breath from your lungs every time he bottoms out, his hips rolling with the desperation of someone who wants to stay inside forever.
"You love this dick, huh?" he rasps, forehead pressed to yours, voice cracking with emotion. "Love how it feels, love what it does to you. You like being babymaked, huh? That's why you said it. That's why you teased me. You wanted this."
"Y- yeah- " you gasp. "Fuck, I wanted it, I wanted you, always wanted you to put a baby in me-"
He breaks.
"Oh my god."
His hips start to stutter. He kisses you again, frantic and sweet, his teeth bumping yours from how hard he's breathing.
"I'm gonna cum baby, I'm gonna- you gotta cum with me, please- I need it, need you to milk me, baby, please, fuuuuckk-"
Your body arches violently off the cushion while your mouth hangs open in a pitiful yet gorgeous moan as your second climax slams into you like a tidal wave; tight, hot, and blinding, dragging a high, shaking cry from your throat.
"Satoru, Satoru please I'm gonna cum-"
"Fuuuck, thatβs it- oh my god baby, yesyesyes, take it, take all of it pretty mama-"
He shudders and jerks a few times before his orgasm follows, cumming inside you while his cock twitches deep as he spills every last drop of his genetics into you, babbling into your neck the entire time.
"You're mine, you're fucking mine now, I love you, I love you- gonna take care of you forever, I swear princess. Make you breakfast every day, rub your swollen feet- god you feel so good, this is heaven, this is- you're everything-"
You're both a sweaty, tangled mess of limbs and fluids and breath mingling in the warm, still air of the living room. And for a minute, it's just... quiet. Peaceful.
But when it comes to Satoru, the words 'stillness' and 'peaceful' are about as foreign to him as words can be.
He pulls out gently, causing you to flinch at the overstimulation. You're raw and sensitive, whining as he slips from your fluttering pussy.
"Shh, I got you," he murmurs with that dumb little mischievous smirk plastered on his red, sweaty face. You think maybe he's going to carry you to bed, get a cloth to clean up, get some water; the usual post sex ritual.
Nope. Instead, with zero shame and zero hesitation, he kneels between your thighs and spreads them, moves his fingers between your folds and pokes his cum right back in. Firmly. Then he does it again.
You don't know whether to swat at him or laugh or whimper again. Though, all that comes out is a gasp and an involuntary shudder of your entire body.
"Awwww," he coos, actually smiling at how this is, like you're a baby animal he just startled. "My poor little pussy's all sensitive now, huh?"
You let out a wrecked little whimper, glaring at him through the daze.
"What the fuck-" you croak.
He ignores you and kisses your belly. One long, hot kiss right over your navel.
"I think it worked."
"That's... that's not how it works."
He sits back on his knees, positively glowing, wiping sweat from his forehead like he just won a marathon. "Nuh uh. Six Eyes got me, baby. One of those swimmers already locked and loaded. Little guy's probably in there doing a lil backstroke."
"Oh dear lord."
He kisses your belly again, and then lowers his voice like he's talking to a tiny invisible baby.
"Hey, lil guy. Your mom just got fucked stupid into another dimension. All for you. She's a goddess. You're gonna have to take care of her when I can't."
He pauses, snuggles closer, and whispers, "except I always will."
You blink up at the ceiling. "You're deranged."
"Deranged and devoted." He winks.
His dorky little smile morphs immediately into his thinking face. Brows furrowed, nose a little scrunched, head slightly cocked to the side.
"Wait... should we like, put a tampon in there so it stays?"
You whip a pillow into his face so fast it knocks him back.
"NO."
He giggles like a fucking child, muffled by the pillow pressed to his face.
"Okay fine! Jesus. Worth a shot."
Like he was suddenly lit on fire, he scrambles up, ass naked, and sprints into the bedroom with zero coordination.
"DON'T MOVE. I'M GETTING YOU SHORTS. THE SOFT ONES."
He returns seconds later triumphantly with your sleep shorts in hand. He scoops you from the floor and places you on the couch before practically drops to his knees. He gently guides your shorts up your shaky legs, all while narrating like a bedtime story.
You let him, partially because you're absolutely boneless and turned to jello, but also because the dedication he has for you and the excitement so painfully evident in his eyes makes your heart melt. Just a little. He tugs the waistband into place and kisses your tummy again before crawling back onto the couch.
He pulls you into his chest like a prized possession, palms rubbing circles on your back, and sighs. "You're so hot pregnant. I can already tell. Your aura changed. I felt it."
"I will kill you if you keep talking."
"You'd be doing the world a disservice. I'm a national treasure. Your baby daddy. Your future husband."
You exhale. Close your eyes. He kisses your temple.
"Also. You're not allowed to leave the house now. I'm feeding you fruit and brushing your hair and making you soup every day. The pregnant staycation has begun. Welcome to your new life."
"Jesus," you huff out a small laugh. "The thought of being a dad has actually made you deranged."
"I'm nesting," he corrects, poking your tummy. "My beautiful, brilliant, totally hot baby mama deserves luxury. Do you want watermelon slices or peaches tomorrow? Actually, no. You get both. I'll cut them into little hearts."
"I don't even like watermelon."
"Right. Peaches it is, baby." he says solemnly. "For you. For our spawn."
You roll your eyes, already half asleep against him. "You're such a weirdo."
"And yet, you let me raw you," he whispers proudly, kissing your temple.
You hum, not even bothering to respond. He goes quiet for a moment, fingertips tracing slow circles against your hip. He tightens his grip around you, sighing happily as your weight settles against him.
He presses a hand to your lower belly.
"Our baby's in there."
"You came thirty seconds ago."
"Our baby."
You snort into his chest. "We're not even sure if I'm pregnant yet."
He gasps dramatically. "YET?! Oh, baby. Don't say that. You are. It worked. I made sure they all stayed inside that sweet little body of yours. Now we just have to manifest it into existence... I think."
You peer up at him with half lidded eyes. "You're insane."
"And you let me put a baby in you," he grins, "so what does that make you?"
Before you can answer, he shifts beneath you, arms sliding beneath your legs and back. "C'mon mommy, time for bed," he says with finality, already scooping you up like you weigh nothing.
You murmur, half asleep, "You're carrying me?"
"Obviously," he huffs, nuzzling the top of your head. "Queen of my life. Mother of my child. Love of my stupid existence. You think I'm letting your feet touch the ground after that? Nope. Never allowed to walk again."
You snort weakly into his neck.
He kicks open the bedroom door like a knight returning from battle, lays you down like a princess in a nest of soft sheets, and immediately climbs in after you; half on, half around, completely ridiculous.
And then it begins. The tummy obsession. He scrambles down to kneel at your stomach, tugging your shorts back down just enough to reveal your lower tummy, already placing gentle, gracious kisses just above your pelvis.
"Hi again," he whispers to your belly like it's a baby monitor. "It's your favorite dad. Reporting for duty." He rubs soft, lazy circles on your thighs, trailing kisses from your hip to your belly button over and over. "You comfy in there? Mommy's a goddess, by the way. I mean, you know that. You were there. You saw her."
You're already halfway asleep, but you groan our a sleepy "Satoru..."
"Shhh. Baby needs rest. Both of you."
He lowers his voice like he's trying not to wake up a sleeping infant that doesn't exist yet.
"You're gonna have her smile, I know it. But you're gonna have my eyes. And my hair. And my cursed technique. Sorry about that."
You snort, and he kisses your thigh like it's a reward.
"I'm gonna carry your mama everywhere. Pregnant princess style. Sheβs gonna wear my shirts and yell at me for breathing too loud and I'm gonna cry every time she waddles past me because sheβs gonna be so hot and round and mine."
You hum sleepily.
"And I'm gonna paint the nursery. I'll put glow in the dark stars on the ceiling. We'll read stories every night. Maybe I'll teach you how to fight cursed spirits. Or maybe I won't. Maybe I'll just teach you how to bake cookies."
His voice gets slower. Softer.
"Also. I'm gonna buy your mama so many snacks. Like all the weird craving shit. Pickles. Marshmallows. I don't care. Whatever she wants. Mommy wants caviar at 3 am? Done. I'll rob a store."
You're teary eyed laughing, exhausted, drunk on love and sex and stupid affection. He kisses your stomach again.
"You're gonna have the best dad ever, little one. And the hottest mom. I'm sorry for all the trouble that's going to cause you at school."
He adjusts himself to lay on his side, his cheek now resting lazily on your lower abdomen. "Hey," he murmurs to your skin. "Take care of her for me tonight, okay? I'm gonna do it forever. But just in case I snore or fart or something...Β cover for me, yeah?"
"You're ridiculous."
He keeps going. "You're already perfect. Both of you. I'm so lucky. I'm gonna be so good to you..."
You feel him settle, one long arm slung protectively over your waist, the other hand still gently caressing your belly like he's imprinting on it. His last words are mumbled into your skin, right before he drifts off,
"...gonna kiss your belly every night. Every single night. 'Til we're a hundred..."
i wanted to make this space safe for all, a place to breathe and take a break from all the shit going on in the world rn. but i am so fucking angry and cannot stay silent. i wrote this the other day. ik itβs not my usual gojo smut and fluff, but i do hope yall enjoy it all the same. i promise i will get back to posting the good stuff soon, im just so tired and angry and frustrated and needed to get this out. ily all so much. ty for giving me the space to express myself. <3
MASCULINITY MADE YOU FRAGILE
You expect kind words. We say choke on them.
We say gag on the sweetness you think you're owed,
while our warm blood drips from your palms.
Except your hands stay clean;
because you never bothered to touch the bodies,
you just let the world do the killing for you
and call yourself one of the "good ones."
You say not all men, yet the obituary column reads like a roll call.
You call us fragile,
yet it's you who shatters at the sound of no.
You who turns "I'm not interested" into a eulogy.
You who wears violence like a cologne
and expect us to lean in and breathe deep.
We have learned to walk with keys clenched between our fingers,
to smile when you corner us,
give in to spare our own lives,
to text each other "made it home safe" the moment the door clicks shut, because we know not all of us will.
And still,
we are followed.
Still, we are hunted.
Still, we are found cold in alleyways and apartments and rivers and basements and trunks.
And you dare to wonder why our bodies don't bend beneath your hands anymore?
You walk into rooms believing we belong to you.
You mistake our silence as consent.
You see our bodies as invitations you never need to RSVP for.
You take without asking, then call us evil for naming the theft.
You call us hysterical when we scream.
Call us cold for walking away.
Spew the word "bitch" as if it holds any weight anymore.
We are tired of lowering our voices
so yours won't rise.
Tired of being told to stay soft
in a world that sharpens its teeth on our bones.
You expect gentleness.
But we have been carving our rage into weapons.
We are done bleeding pretty for you.
We are done dying quietly.
You call it natural selection now,
as if our refusal to shrink for you is some biological inevitability,
as if our resistance to your entitlement is proof that we're "too picky,"
too cold,
too damaged.
You write think pieces and podcasts about the "decline of femininity"
while choking on the fact that we've finally learned to say no.
You don't want wives; you want wombs.
You don't want partners; you want compliance.
You don't want love; you want labor.
You have always been the architects of the violence,
yet paint yourselves as the victimized species.
Misandry offends.
Misogyny kills.
We say death to the patriarchy.
and no, that does not mean death to men.
But understand this:
when you poison the soil,
don't cry when nothing will grow for you.
When you burn the bridge,
don't weep that we will not cross it.
Nature does not protect what destroys it
and we are not obligated to keep you alive while you insist on killing us.
oddly specific kinks/sex traits I think satoru would have
squirting/overstimulation: once he figures out how to make you gush like a mf geiser, thatβs his mission every single time. he gets obsessed with you squirting. youβre whimpering, trying to crawl away, and heβs like βnope. youβre gonna ruin the sheets again, baby. i believe in you.β he loves seeing you all flushed and overstimulated, breathing heavy and shaking, and heβs cooing at you like βaww, my babyβs so prettyβ then fucks you stupid until youβve made a literal puddle for him. also heβd definitely try to lick it up after.οΏΌ
talking you through it: okayyy cβmon. we all know this man does NOT shut up while balls deep inside you. itβs a combo of filthy praise, incessant babbling, and whining/whimpering. when youβre whimpering heβll go βi know baby, i know. can you take it one more time? i know you can, good girl.β then heβll switch to βoh my fucking god, please let me live in here, your pussy is so perfectβ to βiβm in love, youβre so perfect, fuckinβ swallowing me wholeβ to then straight up whimpering. satoru is not a dom, but heβll randomly spit out the craziest, sexiest shit ever between stupid pussy drunk rants.
wearing his clothes: he would want you in his clothes all the time, or lingerie he meticulously picked out (after hours of research). he wants to see you in his big shirt and his boxers when he gets home. then heβll fuck you half dressed. bonus points if you wear his uniform jacket and nothing else.
begging: he begs. for everything. to touch, to cum, to taste. and the more you tease him, the more whiny and high pitched he gets. he begs like a pathetic lil simp but lovesssss working for it.
body worship: especially when youβre feeling gross. Heβll get down and kiss every inch of you and ramble on about how youβre especially pretty when youβre all sweaty and stinky. he loves to kiss and touch and hold every inch of you, even the conventionally unattractive parts. this man will kiss your kneecaps, thighs, shins, tummy, arms, fingers, everywhere.
aftercare: he has a whole entire post sex routine for you. heβll bring you your fav plushie, snacks, fuzzy socks, hydration, forehead kisses, and tuck you in in like the his very own lil princess. he takes care of you like youβre recovering from battle.
lipstick kink: he went out and bought his fav shade of lipstick you wore one time and keeps it in his drawer. every time you wear it, he knows heβs not letting you leave without it being smeared down his stomach, kissed across his collarbone, and maybe even stamped on his lower abs. βput it on.β βwhy?β βso I can ruin it.β and of course, you do. he moans the loudest when he looks down and sees your lip print circling the tip of his cock.
domesticated gojo: youβre doing some domestic household activity like folding laundry. heβs supposed to be helping. but instead, he wraps his arms around your waist from behind and murmurs βcan I fuck you on the towels? you smell like fabric softener and Iβm losing it a little.β you try to ignore him, but he starts humping against your ass like a brat, whining βpleaaasee? iβll buy new ones. iβll do the laundry for a week.β
cumming in his pants: the first time you fuck, he barely makes it past the first few strokes because heβs already came in his pants before he even put his cock in you. but he gets weirdly into it. at first, heβs fully embarrassed but you tease him and heβs like βwaitβ¦ you liked that?β and now suddenly heβs always asking for you to sit on his lap βjust to see how long it would take him.β he constantly asks you to ride him over his clothes just so he can cum without actually fucking you. he has a mental personal time record.
voyeurism: Satoru is absolutely the type to enjoy watching you. he gets off on and is obsessed with how gorgeous you look when you give him his own little shows. heβd be the type to wanna torture HIMSELF, sitting back and watch you touch yourself just for his entertainment, maybe even stroking himself while you masturbate in front of him. also?? he 100% wants to film you (with consent) and watch it on missions when he misses you.
solo shows: he begsssss for them. you pretend to resist just to make him work for it. you, in just a oversized tee, slowly sliding your panties down while he sits, hard as a rock, on the edge of the bed like βyouβre so mean. youβre gonna kill me. do you want me to fucking die right now?β he gets off on watching you finger yourself slow at first, teasing your clit with soft circles, then speeding up while staring directly at him. maybe you even moan his name. forβ¦ effect.
touching yourself while he drives: yuuuup. imagine youβre in the passenger seat, legs spread, and he dares you to play with yourself while heβs stuck in traffic. youβre all flushed, biting your lip, thighs a bit shaky, and he canβt stop glancing over at you. he tries to be cocky but ends up a little pathetic mess whining because he canβt touch you. βthis was supposed to be torture for you, but Iβm the one losing it.β now it becomes a thing where he loves (and lowkey hates but in a good way) watching you masturbate in the passenger seat discreetly. bonus points if someone drives by and sees.
thigh obsession: he has to touch them and kiss them and bite every. fucking. time. βyouβre gonna kill me with these thighs.β βyou squeeze my head between them and iβll die happy.β βnuh uh, iβm not done. i need another minute of thigh time.β he would literally lay between them face first like he lives there.
spit kink: not in a degrading way, but more so intimately. heβd hold your chin and ask βcan i? please? just open for me.β and then watches it land on your tongue like itβs the most spiritual exchange on earth. he whimpers when you swallow. he would want you to spit in his mouth too, though. says itβs an equal trade.
obedience kink (on him): he loooooooovvesss when you give him instructions. you say βstay still,β he says βyes mommy.β you say βhands behind your head,β and he obeys like you hung the fucking moon. heβs super eager to earn it. he always wants to be good.
panty stealing/scent kink: i donβt think heβd ever admit it outright, but he would 100% steal your panties and keep them with him. take them on missions. to meetings. he also definitely has a stash. youβd be like βwhy is my favorite pair missing, Satoru?β heβd make a stupid pouty face and be like βi needed a comfort object.β and then he will turn around and jerk off with them in his hand with zero fucking shame. especially when heβs away on long missions or when youβre traveling. you caught him holding them one time after a round of facetime sex and scolded himβ¦ but yall ended up having round 2.
HI ALL <3 iβm sorry i havenβt posted any one shots in a while. i was away for a convention and also just took some time away from my phone. will be back to posting regularly in the next few days. iβve got some drafts, i just wanna make sure theyβre perfect. ty ty ty <3
!virgin gojo, gojo x you, gojo x reader, losing virginities, nerd gojo
okay okay okay i dabbled in writing virgin gojo and kinda nerdy gojo as an experiment, let me know what u think :))
Shoko's dorm smells like smoke, leftover popcorn, and chaos.
You're curled up on the floor in your comfiest hoodie, controller in hand, legs tucked beneath you as you dominate yet another round of Mario Kart. Satoru's next to you, one socked foot a little too close to your thigh. The closeness doesn't register; you're too focused on the screen, too busy drifting perfectly around a corner to notice the way his eyes are glued more to you than the game.
"Oh, come on!" he groans as you zip past him for the third time in a row. "She's cheating. She's got hacks."
"You're just bad," you say, barely glancing at him as you cross the finish line.
"Cheating," he insists again, voice dramatic. "No one's that good at Mario Kart unless they're possessed or trying to impress someone."
You shrug, a little cocky. "Maybe I am."
His head tilts, a grin curling at the edge of his mouth. "Trying to impress me? That's adorable."
Shoko exhales a cloud of smoke from her perch on the futon, unbothered. "Don't flirt over my carpet, Gojo."
Utahime's already halfway through yelling at him again. "Will you shut up for five seconds? You're not even playing anymore."
"I was playing," Satoru counters, tossing his controller down dramatically. "Until she decided to humiliate me. You see this? This is emotional damage. I should sue."
Geto, laying flat on his back and eating chips straight from the bag, doesn't even look up. "You'll live." Haibara is in the corner, aggressively cheering everyone on like it's the World Cup.
You're laughing when Satoru leans over again, voice low enough to the point where only you can hear. "If I win the next round," he murmurs, "you owe me a kiss." Your stomach flips. "You're not gonna win."
"Then I guess I'll just have to keep playing until I do."
Shoko snorts while sipping some mystery beverage she mixed in an old mug that she's been sipping like it's divine.
You're on your fourth win in a row. Satoru's on the verge of a tantrum. "I swear to god, does no one else see this? She's literally cheating!" he says again, mouth full of some off brand gummy candy he stole from Haibara.
"Maybe you just suck Satoru," you say sweetly, eyes still on the screen.
Utahime snorts from where she's sitting on the bed, one leg bouncing with uncontained secondhand rage. "Holy fuck, watching Gojo flirt is like watching a dog try to catch a fly. All limbs and no strategy." Shoko doesn't even look up from her cigarette. "He's not even the dog. He's the fly." Nanami sips his drink with a sigh so long suffering it might qualify as a curse. "You almost feel sorry for him."
"What?" you blink, genuinely confused, half-laughing. "Feel sorry for who?"
Everyone turns to stare at you. Satoru looks like he's been hit with a flashbang. Geto mutters something under his breath about divine punishment. Shoko covers her mouth to hide a grin. Utahime groans and flops dramatically onto a pillow.
"Nevermind," Nanami says, already mentally clocked out of the conversation. "It's exhausting trying to explain it to someone that dense."
"Hey!" you protest.
"Don't worry, sweetheart," Satoru coos beside you, slinging his arm behind your back on the floor like it's totally casual, not at all rehearsed in his head a thousand times. "Let them be bitter. You and me are in our own little world, aren't we?"
You roll your eyes. "You just want me on your team next round."
He leans closer. "I want a lot of things."
You chuckle, so innocently unaware and ignorant. "Like... snacks?"
"Sure," he says, smiling way too wide. "Let's start there."
Geto coughs into his sleeve and mutters, "He's dying. He's actually dying."
"He's gonna start reciting poetry any second," Shoko says flatly. "She's just so radiant tonight," Utahime says in a mocking falsetto, clutching her chest dramatically. "Her eyes... her hoodie... the way she plays Yoshi-" Satoru launches a pillow at her head without looking. "Shut up."
You laugh, still absolutely oblivious, and Satoru just melts. He leans his head back against the side of Shoko's couch like he's made of mush,Β whispered hopes and sighs. "You're ridiculous," you murmur, nudging him with your knee. "Buuuut," he says, eyes twinkling, "you keep sitting next to me."
You don't answer with anything but a scoff. The soft smile that tugs at your lips is enough to make him sit up just a little straighter.
The night stretches on. The snack pile dwindles. The room gets warmer, closer, messier. You're been leaning into each other without realizing it. Your shoulder brushes his every time you laugh. His hand stays right behind you; hovering, almost touching, like he's afraid too much will be too obvious. And despite it all, you don't notice the way he looks at you.
But Geto does. And Shoko does. And Utahime is five seconds away from handcuffing you together just to end the suffering.
The night eventually spirals. Snacks completely disappear. Someone has sake; probably Shoko. Mario Kart turns into dumb party games; Never Have I Ever, Truth or Dare, things that made Nanami want to die, but he participated anyway.
Satoru leans back, eyes glittering with mischief. "Let's play Seven Minutes in Heaven."
Nanami groans so loud it startles Utahime. "Absolutely not."
"I'm in," Geto says, like he's trying to see where this will go.
Utahime narrows her eyes. "Only if I get to kiss Shoko."
Shoko raises her mug. "Only seven minutes? Lame."
There's a moment of chaos as everyone processes that. You're laughing along, completely oblivious to the way Satoru looks at you when you toss your head back. To the soft smile that tugs at his mouth when you nudge him with your foot and call him an idiot. To the way Geto side eyes Shoko across the room like you seeing this? and Shoko just exhales slowly like he's fucked.
He doesn't really press it further. Doesn't push the game too much harder after that. Instead he sinks back beside you and says, "your hands are cold," before casually wrapping one of his around yours. You reply with a "uhh, thanks!" which warrants a collective roar of laughter and scoffs from the rest of your friends.
The group starts to break up around midnight, laughter and warmth still hanging in the air like incense. Geto's helping himself to the last of the chips while Utahime is very blatantly grabbing Shoko's wrist and dragging her toward the bedroom. "Don't wait up," Shoko mutters around her cigarette, voice low and lazy. Utahime glares at her like she just said it out loud in front of the Pope.
Geto's already halfway through a cackle. "Subtle as always."
Nanami stands stiffly near the door, jacket in hand, already looking like he regrets ever agreeing to this. Haibara's saying goodbye to everyone like he'll never see them again. You're slipping your hoodie back on when you feel a hand brush your arm.
"I'll walk you back," Satoru says, grasping at straws to come off nonchalant, like it's no big deal. But he hesitates, just a little. His hand lingers. And with a little breathless laugh, he adds, "Actually... wanna go for a drive? Just around. It's nice out."
You blink up at him. "A drive?"
He shrugs one shoulder. "Just figured it might be fun."
Behind you, Geto and Shoko exchange a glance so loud it might as well be a shout. She doesn't even try to hide her smirk. "Oh my god," Geto mutters, dragging his hands down his face. "Here we go." Shoko nods, lips twitching, stopping Utahime in her mission. "He's finally doing it."
Nanami exhales like he's witnessing the inevitable fall of Rome. "May as well let him embarrass himself. It's overdue."
Meanwhile, you're still standing there, completely oblivious.Β "What are you guys talking about?"
Satoru, somehow, looks both smug and terrified. "So... you in?"
You shrug, a little smile creeping up your face. "Sure. Why not."
β
The car is... a mess. Not physically. It's spotless, actually. But the energy is deranged. Satoru fiddles with the radio three times before deciding on a station that's playing some tragically upbeat early 2000s pop song.
You squint. "Seriously?"
He drums his fingers on the steering wheel. "It's a classic."
"Hilary Duff's 'Come Clean' is a classic?"
He gasps. "Don't disrespect the Duff."
You give him the flattest look of your life. "Okay, no. Give me that."
You snatch the aux cord and scroll through his embarrassing playlists before giving up and opening your own. The second the bass kicks in, Missy Elliott, Ludacris, something with teeth, you light up like it's instinct.
You adjust the volume with a satisfied little grin and toss your phone back into the cup holder. Satoru glances over warily, and then the beat drops.
You gasp. "OH. No way."
Satoru flinches at the bass thump. "I feel like I should be concerned."
You don't answer. You're too busy getting into it.
"Biggie Biggie Biggie, can't you see!"
He startles in his seat.
"Sometimes your words just hypnotize me-" you throw a look his way, brows bouncing. "C'mon. Tell me you know this one."
Satoru clears his throat. "I mean... vaguely? In, like, a general context?"
You gasp again; this time dramatic, hand over heart. "You absolute heathen."
"I grew up on J pop and garbage pop punk!" he protests. "My radio thinks I'm a divorced 40 year old going through it!"
You cackle. "That explains the Hilary Duff."
"Don't talk about her like that," he says, mockoffended. "She's a cultural treasure."
But your attention is back on the music. The car's climbing a winding hill, city lights twinkling below. The beat hits, and you're back at it again, fully committed.
No hesitation. No shame. Only you in the passenger seat at some late hour, rapping along to Biggie like you were born to do this, hoodie slouched off one shoulder and your hair haloed by the dash lights. You're mouthing every word, hands moving with the rhythm, smirking at your own flow like you're putting on a show for the moon.
Satoru doesn't say anything. Because he's staring.
Not in a creepy way. Not in a calculated way. In the "I think this is the moment I fall in love, and I wasn't fucking prepared for it" kind of way.
"Okay, okay," you say, a little breathless as the chorus hits again. "Your turn. Hit me with a favorite."
He's silent.
You glance over. "Satoru?"
His grip tightens on the steering wheel. His mouth opens, then closes. Then opens again.
You laugh. "What, are you shy now?"
He finally speaks; quiet, almost dazed. "I think I'm having a spiritual experience."
You snort. "You're such a drama queen."
"No, I'm serious," he says, flicking his eyes back to the road before you catch him staring. "You just... know all the words."
"I'm a woman of culture."
"You're gonna be the death of me."
You raise an eyebrow. "Because of my Biggie flow?"
He mutters, "Because you're so... fuck. Nevermind."
You don't press it. You're still too high on melody and the thrill of the moment to notice the way his leg bounces, the way he keeps glancing at your profile when he thinks you're not looking. But he's coming undone quietly in the driver's seat, falling in love like it's the most natural, painful thing in the world.
And you? You're just vibing.
"Ohhh this one's a banger," you say, already starting to rap along under your breath. Then louder. Then louder.
Satoru is trying to keep his eyes on the road, but you're rapping every word with such unhinged confidence it's like your final form has been activated.
You're halfway through a line that's entirely too explicit for the moment when he chokes on air and swerves slightly. "Jesus!" he says, one hand gripping the wheel, the other over his heart. "You're gonna kill me."
He glances sideways at you like you just slapped him and kissed him in the same breath. The lights from the dash glow soft against his face, shadows cutting sharp across his cheekbones. Then Satoru speeds up. Not recklessly. Just enough that the engine hums a little louder, the wind curls through your cracked window a little harder, your heart skips once.
You glance over. "Why're you driving like that?"
His jaw twitches. He doesn't look at you. "I'm taking you somewhere."
You blink. "Okay... ominous. What is this? A kidnapping?"
He exhales a short laugh through his nose. "I'm not kidnapping you."
You raise an eyebrow. "You sure? 'Cause I feel like this is how most true crime stories start."
"We have class tomorrow," you add, watching the highway signs disappear behind you. "And I need at least eight hours of sleep or I turn into a demon."
"I promise," he says, voice lower now, serious, "this view is worth it."
That shuts you up. Mostly because you've never heard Satoru sound like that before; soft, but firm. Like he's talking about something much bigger than a skyline.
You let him drive. And sure enough, ten minutes later, he pulls off onto one of those little mountain pull ins; just enough room for a single car, nestled into the cliffside. Trees to the left. A panoramic view of the city to the right, glittering and golden beneath the black sky.
He cuts the engine.
It's quiet for a moment. Not awkward, but close. The kind of silence that's full of something. Charged.
You shift in your seat. "Satoru?"
"I like you," he says. All in a rush. A little panicked.
You freeze.
He keeps going.
"I like like you." he says again.
You blink. Slowly. "What."
He keeps going like he didn't just drop a live grenade into your lap.
"Actually... no, fuck, I'm obsessed with you. I think about you every fucking day. Like, all the time. When you're not there. When you are there. When you beat me at Mario Kart and laugh in my face like a little asshole."
You just sit there. Staring. Mouth gaping a little.
"Wait," you finally manage, voice sharp with confusion. "What?"
He falters.
You shake your head once, frowning. "Since when?"
"I don't know!" he blurts. "A while. Months. Maybe longer. Since always, probably."
"Since always?" you echo, totally bewildered. "You've literally never said anything. Like, ever."
"Are you kidding?" he says, looking scandalized. "I've been flirting with you for so long!"
You give him a flat look. "You told me I was cheating at Mario Kart."
"That's delusional," you say, and his face crumples like you just slapped him.
He groans, burying his face in his hands. "Okay. Okay. I deserve that. But seriously, I've been losing my mind over you. Like, clinically. Every time you smile at me? I black out. I forget my own name."
You blink. Hard. "You're serious."
He lifts his head and nods, breathless. "Dead serious. And if I don't kiss you right now, I'm going to die right here in this driver's seat."
You scan him, still trying to process the literal nuke he just handed you with a pretty bow. Your heart's going a mile a minute but your brain is lagging three steps behind.
"Satoru..." you say slowly. "You're actually being serious?"
"Yes."
"You really, like, really like me?"
"Yes."
You squint at him. "You're not concussed or something, right?"
He throws his hands up. "Oh my god, I knew this was gonna happen. I knew you were gonna be all cute and confused and... fuck, I knew it."
And then quieter, rawer, "I like you so much I can't think straight. I think about you constantly. And it's not just-" He stops. Swallows. "It's not just some passing crush. Okay there. I said it."
And there it is. Honest. Messy. All on the table.
You're quiet for a second. Breathing a little too fast. Brain still buffering.
"...So do it."
He stays still at first, staring at you in stunned silence. His chest barely rises, hands frozen in place, pupils blown wide as if the world tipped sideways and his heart spilled out somewhere between the center console and your lap. No smirk. No words. Only awe, thick in the air between you.
Then he fumbles for the seatbelt, unbuckling with shaky hands and a breath caught tight in his throat. He leans in too fast, nearly colliding with you, mouth parted; a little too eager, a little too desperate, while running on pure instinct and horniness alone.
He kisses you with the urgency of someone starved for touch. Months of tension spill out all at once, messy and hot, all teeth and tongue and too much spit. Thereβs no rhythm. No finesse. Just raw, pure, aching need.
He surges forward, seat creaking beneath him, correcting the angle mid kiss, mouthing at you harder. Your teeth clash. His nose mashes against your cheek. Itβs a disaster in motion. But itβs real. And itβs him. And itβs so good your lungs forget their job entirely.
When he finally pulls away, breathless and wide eyed, he stares at you like you just solved world peace. "Okay," he says, voice hoarse. "Wow. Where the hell did you learn to kiss like that?"
You smirk, despite your heart racing at a medically concerning rate and your vision going blurry. "Don't ask a lady her secrets."
He blinks. "WOW, okay. So I'm not the first."
You blink back. "I read a lot of smut, actually."
He short circuits. "Holy fuck. That's so hot. Wait wait, that's like, sex books, right?"
"It's not just sex," you say, rolling your eyes. "They have plot."
He groans, dragging his hands down his face like he's in physical pain. "Why is that even hotter. Jesus Christ, you're gonna kill me."
You shug a little, feeling bold. "Not my fault you're under experienced."
He leans closer again, whispering to you far too excitedly. "Can I kiss you again?"
You pretend to think about it to torture him a little. Then you smile. "Yeah."
This time it's slower. Warmer. More intentional. His lips part against yours like he's savoring it, learning the shape of you, kissing you like he doesn't want to miss a single thing. His hand finds your jaw, fingers curled gently under your chin. He tilts your face and deepens the kiss with a soft groan that sounds a little like a whimper of relief. And when he pulls back again, eyes glazed, hair a mess, panting, he says, "Okay, I can't take it anymore. Please. Backseat. Right now."
You raise an eyebrow. "You're begging?"
"I'm dying," he groans. "I don't know what I'm doing, but you sure seem to from your sex books, so you might have to coach me-"
You cut him off by grabbing the hem of his jacket, eyes sharp, voice low. "Backseat."
He nearly breaks the emergency parking brake.
You're both laughing a little as you scramble over the center console, limbs tangled, knees bumping into things. The windows are already fogging from the inside out, your breath lodging in your throat when you finally settle into the backseat together.
His hands are everywhere; on your waist, your thighs, tugging your hoodie, unsure of where to touch first. His mouth finds yours again, messier than before, tongue sliding against yours as he murmurs into the kiss.
"Fuck, you taste so⦠so good. And minty. Mmm, mint."
Your fingers slip under the hem of his jacket, bunching the soft fabric in your fists as you pull him closer, climbing into his lap with a calculated roll of your hips. The very second your fingers graze his stomach, he reacts on instinct. He pulls and tugs and shrugs it off in a frantic motion, like itβs suddenly offensive to have anything between you. It drops to the seat in a forgotten heap.
βTell me what you like,β he breathes, voice pitched somewhere between a plea and a question. βPlease. I wanna get it right. I wanna make you feel good.β
You kiss him again instead of answering.
The backseat is hot and stuffy and tiny, but it doesn't matter. Not when he's beneath you, mouth swollen, eyes blown wide and so stupidly gone it's actually adorable.
Satoru's fingers are nearly shaking where they rest on your thighs, and he looks up at you like he's trying to solve a math equation and forgets what numbers are. His voice is hoarse and soft. "Is this right? I mean, I don't know, am I... am I doing this right?"
You giggle at him. "You're literally just sitting there."
He throws his head back with a groan. "Okay, rude. This is very emotionally vulnerable for me!"
You try not to laugh as you lean forward, tugging at his jacket. "You're fine, Satoru."
"I just, fuck... I wanna make you feel good. I wanna get it right."
"You will. Just... stop thinking so hard."
"Easy for you to say," he mutters, hands skating under your hoodie. "You're the one who reads sex novels."
You frown, stilling a bit. "They're not just sex-"
"Oh my god," he groans dramatically. "You admit they're sex books!"
"They have plot!" you argue, poking his chest. "It's not all weird kinky stuff!"
He raises an eyebrow. "...So some of it is?"
You squint. "Okay yeah but it's fictional! The girl's always, like, tied up and calling the guy 'sir' or something."
Satoru chokes on air. "Wait. You like that?"
You snort. "Not in real life. It's just... hot to read."
"Oh," he says. "So we're both completely fucking clueless."
You nod. "Yup."
There's a briend moment of silence. Then he says, so gently, so breathlessly, "Tell me what you like. Or what you think you like."
You inhale sharply. His hands are resting on your hips, trying not to move too fast, yet failing miserably. You can feel the restraint seething in his fingers, the way he so desperately wants to get it right, to make it perfect, even as his breath catches with every small movement you make.
So you take pity on him.
You grab his hand and guide it between your thighs, pressing it into the heat of you through your pants. βStart here,β you whisper.
His breath catches like a record skipping. His thumb twitches, almost like heβs not really sure what to do first. He murmurs a little βfuck, oh my god,β under his breath, but you shut him up once again with an eager, messy kiss. He holds your waist with his free hand like youβre the last stable thing on Earth.
In a fit of boldness, you bite his lip. A little playful, experimental nip. And judging by the reaction you recieve, that being a pathetic whimper so loud and needy, you deduce he likes it. Really likes it, actually.
He immediately pulls away and slaps a hand over his face. βThat wasβ¦ oh my god, that was so loud. I didnβt mean to- fuck. Sorry.β
You grin a playful, almost cocky little smile. βDonβt be sorry.β
You roll your hips against his hand; a slow, taunting grind, and the heel of his palm presses perfectly against you. His hand seizes up from the sound you make.
His whole body jolts. βHoly shit,β he breathes, head falling back against the backseat. His eyes flutter shut like heβs about to ascend. βHoly shit holy shit holy sh-β
You laugh, warmth curling in your chest. βAre you good?βοΏΌ
οΏΌ βIβmβ¦ Iβm so good,β he babbles, voice an octave higher than before. βIβm so fucking good. This is the best moment of my life. I could die right now. Youβre so pretty. Youβre insane. How do you feel this good already?β
You hum, rolling your hips again, slow and deliberate. βYouβre really talkative for someone who said heβs clueless.β
Fortunately, you werenβt the only one feeling bold. Seemingly of fucking nowhere, his voice drops to something quiet and heavy, with that unpolished rasp that sounds like itβs scraped straight out of a wet dream. βI want to make you cum on my lap.β
You freeze. His fingers dig into your waist.
"I wanna make you cum right here. Wanna hear what you sound like."
Your heart slams against your ribs.
The look in his eyes changes; still soft, still wide, but there's something hungry beneath it. Something serious.
"I wanna see you."
You pull back a little, visibly stunned. "You're already seeing me."
He shakes his head like he's trying to clear it. βNo, I mean like, really- fuck, I wanna see all of you. Can I?β The look in his eyes is ridiculous, like you just offered him salvation.
You chuckle a little, but nod in the end.
The very second he sees your head bob, he practically rips his pants trying to get them down, knocking his knee on the cup holder in the process. βShit- fuck, I'm okay,β he mutters, squirming, βI'm fine. I'm good. I'm so good.β
You try not to laugh, but it's hard when he's hissing at his own zipper like it personally betrayed him. Then he reaches for you, fingertips ghosting under your hoodie, his breath catching when you let him pull it up over your head.
He freezes like a deer in headlights. βHoly shit.β
You shift, suddenly aware of the tight space, the way his hands graze near your waist and cunt like he's afraid to break you. His gaze drags over your bare skin, mouth parted, pupils blown.
βYou're... you're so fucking pretty,β he says in a voice close to a confession, maybe only meant for his head and not to be spoken. βYou're actually not real. I'm dreaming. I'm gonna wake up in a cold sweat and cry.β
You laugh softly. Heβs so pathetically infatuated itβs almost endearing. βPlease don't cry.β
βNo promises.β
He reaches for the waistband of your sweats, eyes flicking up to meet yours. βStill okay?β
You nod. βSatoru, yes.β
βOkay. Okay. I'm just checking. I'm new at this.β
βYou don't say.β
He pulls your sweats down slowly, fingers brushing your thighs, almost hesitant and careful; he's moving like he's handling something with a fragile warning label. You help him, wriggling out of them, and the second you're bare in his lap, he whimpers. Literally whimpers.
βFuck. Fuck. I'm gonna die.β
βYou're so extra,β you whisper, leaning in to kiss the corner of his mouth. He groans into it. βWhat do you expect?? Hello? hottest girl at our school, maybe even the entire world, just casually naked on top of me in the backseat of my car. This is genuinely how I die.β
You look down at him, heat blooming across your cheeks, heartbeat thudding in your ears. For just a second, everything stills; the air between you growing more charged and electric. Your chest brushes his, bare skin to bare skin. His hands freeze at your waist, fingers flexing once before going still. Neither of you breathes. You just stay there, caught in the quiet, in the weight of whatβs about to happen.
β...So how do we...?β
βI don't know,β you say honestly. βWe kinda just... find a rhythm?β
βOh. Cool. Yeah. Rhythm. Easy.β
It's not easy.
You both fumble, laugh, bump foreheads. At one point he accidentally knocks the dome light on and screeches before turning it off again. But at one point, your hips shift just right and his mouth drops open as you sink down on him.
βOH.β His head thunks against the seat. βOh my god. OH MY GOD.β
You bite back a grin. βThat it?β
βYES. That's it. That's the entire fucking thing. Don't move. No. Do move. Just like that. Holy shit.β
You grind your hips on him again, exactly the same slowness and tease you did before. And Satoru? He looks like his brain is actively being rewired. His hands fly to your your thighs like a lifeline, fingers bruising into your skin, holding you like he needs it.
βYou feel so good,β he gasps. βYou feel fucking insane. Are you- do you like it? Is this okay? Please tell me it's good- fuck, tell me it's good, please.β
βShh,β you whisper, pressing your lips to his. βJust kiss me.β
Without a second thought, Satoru kisses you like he's on fire and youβre the only thing that can put it out. His lips move earnestly; wet, messy, a little slobbery, but so him. He moans into your mouth with every slow grind of your hips. βPlease,β he whines. βPlease don't stop. I'm gonna cum. I can't- fuck, I can't hold it.β
βThen don't,β you breathe. βJust feel it.β
He does. And itβs instant. Maybe three strokes in and heβs fullbody seizing, head thrown back with a choked, guttural moan that sounds like his entire soul just left his body through his dick.
βHOLYSHITHOLYSHITfuckfuckfuck-β
His hips twitch helplessly. His hands are clawing at you like heβs trying to apologize through physical contact. His face is buried in your shoulder, whimpering, babbling, fully out of commission.
βI- oh my god, Iβm sorry, I didnβt mean to! Fuck, I didnβt even last. I was gonna pace myself, I swear, I wanted to make it romantic and slow and-β
Youβre laughing. Genuinely laughing. Still lazily grinding against him just enough for him to feel how soaked you are. βYou lasted likeβ¦ maybe three pumps.β
He groans into your skin. βDONβT SAY IT OUT LOUD!β
βYou screamed.β
βI know!β he wails. βI felt myself scream. I was THERE.β
You glance down at him, completely enamored. His face is red. He looks like he just got absolutely steamrolled by divine intervention. ββ¦Okay,β he breathes. βI need to fix this.β
Your brows knit together. βFix what?β
βThis! That! Theβ¦ premature event. That wasnβt even sex. That was like, a preview.β
You smirk, dragging your palms up his chest. βIt was kinda hot.β
He sits up like a man reborn. βNo. No. I am not going out like that.β
You arch a brow. βGoing out?β
βIβm gonna die of shame if I donβt redeem myself right now. Please. I need to prove Iβm not just a one and done disaster! I promise I can do better. Let me try again. Iβll do all the work. You donβt have to move a single muscle. Please?β
You sit and watch in awe as Satoru Gojo spirals with his cock still inside you in real time, babbling on about how βhumiliatingβ this is and how he βswears heβs not a one pump chump.β
You laugh softly, grinding just enough to tease, to let him feel how wet you made him. βJesus,β you murmur. βYou're a mess.β
He makes a sound so feral you think he might actually black out. βI'm YOUR mess,β he says immediately, eyes dazed and glossy. βYou did this. You did this to me.β
And honestly? You're proud of it.
The silence lingers for maybe ten whole seconds while he processes the fact that you two actually just fucked, before Satoru suddenly sits up like he just remembered he left the stove on. βNo. Nope. I canβt live like this. Iβm humiliated,β he blurts. βI lasted two seconds and screamed like a goddamn cartoon character. Weβre going to the dorms. Right now. I need to redeem myself.β
You blink at him from your cozy, cum filled sprawl across the his lap. βSatoru. Iβm literally full of your cum right now. Iβm gonna make a mess if I move.β
He groans and throws his head back like the world is ending. βWOW. Amazing. Didnβt even ask. Iβm zero for two. Oh my god. Youβre never gonna wanna touch me again, huh? Youβre gonna tell Shoko. Sheβs gonna roast me. I can feel it. Iβm gonna have to switch schools. Maybe countries. Is there a jujutsu high in, like, Greenland?!β
You blink at him, then snort. βRelax, Romeo. Iβm on birth control.β
Satoru groans like you just personally ended his bloodline. He covers his face with both hands, voice muffled. βNope. Nope. Iβm still getting you Plan B. Tomorrow. First thing. Iβll wear a disguise and everything! Iβll sneak into the pharmacy like itβs a heist.β
You burst out laughing. βSatoru!β
βAnd Iβll bring you soup,β he barrels on, undeterred. βAnd one of those squishy plushies you like. Maybe a heating pad. Iβll nurse you back to health like a devoted husband whose wife just caught consumption.β
βThat doesnβt even- what? That doesnβt make sense.β
He sits up straighter, grabbing your shoulders. βYouβre my precious cargo now.β
Youβre giggling too hard to speak.
βNo sudden movements,β he says solemnly. βYou need rest. Fluids. A full Satoru certified recovery protocol.β
βDo I also get a massage?β
βOh, youβre getting more than a massage,β he says, suddenly smirking. βYouβre getting the redemption arc of the century. Next round, Iβm doing all the work. No distractions. No accidents. Iβm gonna blow your mind so hard you forget how disappointed you were in me.β
You raise a brow. βI wasnβt disappointed.β
βLiar. I lasted like, five seconds.β
βYou cried,β you tease, and he scowls.
βI felt things,β he huffs. βAnyway, next time Iβm gonna last longer than a ringtone loop and give you the full Satoru Gojo experience. Postgame recovery and everything.β
βOh yeah?β
He nods with gravitas. βGourmet snacks. Temperature controlled blankets. A playlist. Maybe even bake you cookies.β
ββ¦Youβre gonna fuck me and then bake me cookies?β
βThe best damn cookies youβve ever had.β he says proudly.
You stare. Then you start laughing so hard your stomach hurts. You roll your eyes through it. "You're actually insane."
"Right?? But now I'm insane for you." He grins, crooked and unhinged. "Speaking of. How do I sneak into your dorm? Like, logistically. I canβt exactly give the performance of a century in the backseat of this beater."
You blink. "You could just... sneak in?"
He gasps. "YES. I knew I was crushing on a genius."
You watch in complete horror as he suddenly scrambles out from under you, pulling his pants halfway up, and lunges over the center console like he's being chased by god himself.
"Satoru!"
"Back to your dorm!" he yells triumphantly, throwing the car into drive. "We're nesting!"
"I'm still half naked!"
"We'll get you a hoodie at the next red light!"
"YOU'RE GOING 70."
He grins like a lunatic, one hand on the wheel, the other fumbling for your hoodie behind him. "Baby I gotta look at you while I recover. It's important. For science." And somehow, in some absolutely unhinged way, you love it.
β
You barely get the door open before he's on you again; messy kisses, wandering hands, breathless little noises like he physically can't stop touching you.
"Okay," Satoru pants, voice way too loud, "so I did read somewhere that missionary is like, the gold standard starter position."
You blink. "Where the hell did you read that?"
"Some forum," he says as he kicks the door shut behind you, "called like, reddit or something. Very clinical."
"Oh great. You're basing this off Reddit?"
"No no no. Science."
And before you can argue, his arms wrap around your thighs and he picks you up like a lunatic. You yelp, grabbing at his shoulders. "Satoru!"
"Shhh," he hushes, breathless with laughter, stumbling toward your bed with his fly wide open, one sock dangling pathetically off his foot, hoodie twisted around his neck like a scarf.
Luckily, your dorm's on the end of the hall. No teachers nearby. No supervising staff. Just Haibara, who's definitely passed out with a granola bar in his hand and the TV blaring.
Satoru drops you onto the bed like you're made of spun silk and sugar. Then stands back with both hands on his hips, chest heaving. "Okay, princess," he says, voice cracking, "don't worry. I totally know what I'm doing."
You give him a look. He clears his throat and starts undressing whatever he has on like it's a mission objective. Tosses his jacket somewhere in the vicinity of your desk. His shirt ends up on your floor lamp. His pants get halfway down before he has to sit on the edge of the bed to kick them off.
"I am so cool right now," he mutters, struggling with a pant leg. "Slick. Smooth. Definitely not having a full body meltdown."
You laugh as you pull your hoodie over your head. "You're wearing one sock."
"Don't disrespect the sock," he says solemnly. "It's my confidence sock."
When you're both undressed completely, he hovers over you. Hands planted on either side of your head. Face inches from yours. "Yup," he says. "Totally cool. About to redeem my two pumps and make sweet love to the finest girl in Japan. Give a special grade performance. Totally not peeing my pants a little."
You raise a brow. "Is that... a figure of speech or-"
"No further questions at this time."
His mouth is on you before you can answer; wet and needy and so full of affection it nearly knocks the air out of you. His hips settle between yours. His hands frame your face. You can feel the way he's moving; not from fear, but from how much he wants you. How much he wants to get it right.
And just before he lines himself up, voice shaking, he whispers against your mouth, "Tell me what feels good. Please. I'll do anything."
His arms are shaking as he slides in. Tentatively, and also painfully slow. "Fuuuck," he groans, forehead resting against yours. "Oh my god, oh my fucking god. This is- it's so warm, it's so warm, is it supposed to feel like this? Are you sure this is legal?"
You wrap your legs around his waist instinctively, heels hooking behind him to pull him deeper. He screeches. Genuinely lets out a half choked, helpless squeak.
"OKAY SEX GODDESS," he gasps, voice shaking. "DID YOU READ THAT ONE TOO??"
You laugh, breathless and full of him. "Maybe."
He's blinking at you with wide, wet eyes, chest heaving, jaw slack. "You're trying to kill me."
"You like it," you whisper.
He thrusts again, deeper this time, sharp and sudden, and you whine a little in response. "Yes I fucking do." he groans.
His mouth is on yours, then your jaw, then your neck; sloppy, open mouthed kisses as he fucks into you like he's been waiting his whole life to do this.
"I can't- I can't believe I'm inside you right now," he babbles. "You feel insane. You feel like heaven. You feel like fucking destiny. If this is a dream I swear to god I'm gonna piss myself in my sleep-"
"Satoru-"
"Say my name again," he begs, hips stuttering briefly. "Please. Say it. Say it in that voice. I'll buy you a house. I'll buy you seven houses."
You whimper it. Moan it. Gasp it into his ear, and he loses his mind.
"That's it. That's fucking it."
He's going so slowly, trying to make it last, but it's not really working. Every little moan you let out, every gasp, every twitch of your legs around him has him clinging to reality by a thread.
"Do you like this?" he pants, breath hot against your skin. "Am I doing it right? Am I good? You're making those sounds and I- fuck, I'd do anything for those sounds-"
"You're perfect," you breathe. "You feel so good, Satoru."
He whines. Actually whines. Thrusts a little harder. "You're so tight, so good, holy fuck- I could die like this. I want to die like this. Just bury me right here. Let my soul haunt your pussy."
You wheeze. "That's not how ghosts work-"
"I don't care! I'll invent a new kind of haunting!"
You rake your fingers into his hair, tugging lightly at the base of his neck. He gasps, loud and broken. His hips falter.
"Okay," he pants, eyes fluttering. "Okay that- why does that feel good? Oh my god. Do it again."
You tug again, just a little, and he moans like you just opened the gates of heaven. "Fuck," he whimpers. "That's- oh my god, that's bad. I'm gonna do something stupid."
"Like what?" you tease, breathless, clenching around him.
"Like propose."
You laugh, dragging your nails across his scalp. "Don't make promises you can't keep."
He lets out a breathy little laugh, dazed and shaky, and his hands everywhere; your waist, your thighs, your chest, cheeks, like he canβt decide what part of you to worship first. His touch is devoted and frantic all at once. βYouβre unreal,β he babbles. βYouβre so pretty. Youβre- youβre fuckinβ making me feel things I donβt even have words for.β
βTry anyway,β you murmur, rolling your hips up to meet his with a soft whine.
He gasps. Actually gasps, and then sobs. Presses his forehead to yours, completely overwhelmed, drowning in pussy and pleasure. βI wanna stay inside you forever,β he confesses. βI wanna build a house in here. Like a tiny little cottage. With a garden. And a porch swing.β
You burst out laughing. βThatβs the most deranged thing anyoneβs ever said to me.β
He grins like a man possessed. βReally? Iβm winning!β
You cup his jaw, pull him back in for a kiss that turns messy, teeth clacking slightly before it melts into something softer. Filthier. βPoor baby,β you tease against his mouth. βThought you were in charge, huh?β
βI never stood a chance,β he whimpers. βYouβre unreal. Iβd do anything for you at this point.β
You roll your hips again, and his breath catches. He moans; loud and absolutely shameless while thrusting harder, the rhythm less imagined in his head and more driven. A man on a mission. βIβm gonna make you cum this time,β he pants, desperate and focused, fucking you with the confidence of someone who definitely Googled every position a hundred times and imagined doing them with you. βI have to. Iβm not stopping until you do. I canβt cum again without it. Iβll die. Iβll actually die.β
You giggle and drag your nails down his back just enough to make him shiver. βYou gonna give it to me properly this time, Satoru?β
He whines, pace stuttering for a second. βY-Yeah. Yeah, baby. I got this. Gonna make my girl a wet little mess for me.β
You moan, and he moans right back, like your pleasure fuels him.
βYou feel so good,β he breathes. βSo good, so good, I didnβt know it could feel this good.β
βThen shut up and make me cum,β you taunt, dragging him closer.
His hips falter for half a second like a fuse just blew in his brain; but he recovers fast, fucking into you harder, deeper, whispering, βYeah? Yeah. Okay. Deeper. You like it deep, I can tell. Your voice gets all high when I hit that spot- right there, yeah? Youβre so fucking tight around me I think Iβm gonna- n-no. No, not yet. Not until you do. Gotta make it good for you. Better than before. Best ever. God, youβre too good-β
You crash your mouth into his, swallowing his words and replacing them with whimpers. βYouβre doing so good, Satoru,β you breathe into the kiss. βGod, you feel so good. Look at you, fucking me like youβve done this a hundred times. Fucking me like you mean it.β
βI do mean it,β he chokes out. βIβve been dreaming about this. Every night. Thought about how Iβd fuck you if I ever got the chance. Studied for it. Like an exam. Did you know there are diagrams online?β
You laugh breathlessly. βYou studied how to fuck me?β
βI studied everything,β he groans, pounding into you with newfound purpose. βAnd it still didnβt prepare me for how good youβd feel. Holy shit, Iβm gonna cum- wait, fuck, no. Gotta hold it. I can hold it. I will hold it.β
βThen donβt stop,β you whisper, clinging to him. βJust donβt stop.β
He kisses you again, all tongue and teeth and heat, and fucks you like heβs trying to apologize to your soul. Like if he does this right, maybe youβll never leave. Judging by how good he feels, by the fire curling low in your belly, he just might be right.
He kisses you again, all tongue and teeth and heat, and fucks you like heβs trying to apologize to your soul. Like if he does this right, maybe youβll never leave. Judging by how good he feels, by the fire curling low in your belly, he just might be right.
Just when you think heβs finished being ridiculous, he thrusts a little deeper, eyes locked on yours. And says, soft and a little pathetic, βYou were made for me.β
His eyes flutter open, dazed and hazy. ββ¦Did I say that out loud?β
You nod.
He pants. βWas it hot?β
You nod again.
ββ¦Okay cool,β he breathes. βIβm gonna nut soon.β
But before he can fall apart, you gasp and writhe, sharp and sudden, because something about the way heβs hitting that exact spot, the way his voice cracks when he begs for your body like itβs a vice, sends you straight into orgasm territory. Itβs the way heβs trying so hard to please you, the way nobody else has ever shown so much dedication and devotion to making you cum first, and the way his cock hits just right over and over that does it for you.
βSatoru-β you cry out, nails digging into his back. βDonβt stop. Right there, please, keep going like that- fuck, Iβm cumming, iβm cumming, oh my god-β
You clench around him so tight it knocks the air from his lungs. His hips stutter, but he doesnβt dare stop. Youβre pulsing on his cock, soaking him, thighs trembling like youβre short-circuiting from the inside out. You swear, you see white.
His orgasm comes immediately after. Hard. Loud. A fucking mess. Shaking so badly he nearly collapses on top of you. He moans your name like a prayer, like itβs the only word he knows, like heβs trying to write it into the universe with every breath. He buries his face in your neck, clinging to you like a lifeline, every thrust growing sloppier, needier, wrecked beyond reason.
He freezes for half a second, like his brain just bluescreened. Glances down at you, then to the spot where heβs buried to the hilt inside you, then back to your face. The moment he feels how wet youβve gotten, how tight and hot and fucking unreal you are, the loudest, whiniest, most desperate groan rips from his throat.
His orgasm hits like a truck. Hard. Loud. A full body meltdown. His entire frame locks up, then shakes, like heβs about to be exorcised. He moans your name like itβs the only word he knows, over and fucking over. The kind of moan that feels like a confession, a breakdown, and a worship chant all at once. He doesnβt just cum, he fucking falls apart, collapsing on top of you, babbling something that sounds like βthank youβ and βholy shitβ and βyouβre so goodβ all at once.
You feel it all; him twitching inside you, the hot, thick spill of cum flooding you like heβs trying to fill you up so much it leaks out around him. Itβs obscene. Sticky. So fucking hot you moan again just from the feeling. His hips are still moving slightly, trying to fuck it deeper, bury it as far as itβll go.
He pants against your skin, face buried in your neck like heβs trying to crawl inside you. βYou feel so good. So fucking good. Fuck, fuck, I didnβt know it could feel like this. I didnβt know.β
Your thighs are shaking. Your bodyβs practically goo. You can still feel him throbbing, whimpering through the aftershocks, every inch of him drenched in sweat and desperation.
The sounds he makes are guttural; half sobs, half praises, all of it needy. A little pathetic, a lot unhinged, and still somehow the hottest thing youβve ever heard. He clutches you tighter, grinding shallowly even as he starts to soften, like he physically canβt stop.
ββ¦Iβm obsessed with you,β he whispers, voice cracked and breathless. βLike. Actually. Clinically. Youβve permanently altered my brain chemistry. Iβm not gonna recover from this. Iβm gonna dream about you every night for the rest of my life.β
When he finally stills, he pulls back just enough to look at you, hair stuck to his forehead, glasses askew, lips kiss swollen and pink. He blinks once.
ββ¦I think I blacked out. Are you real?β
You cup his face, kiss his temple, and giggle.
βI better be.β
He collapses on top of you with a full body sigh, all jello like and trembling and muttering thank yous like he just survived a natural disaster.
βThank you. Thank you. You're amazing. I love you. Thank you.β
βYou love me?β you snort, threading your fingers through his hair.
βI meant spiritually,β he mumbles into your neck. βLike in a god blessed, wow I saw the light kind of way. Sooo, yeah, no, I love you.β
βYou're welcome, I guess?β
He kisses your collarbone. Then your shoulder. Then your jaw. Then your cheek. Then your nose. βMy god,β he murmurs, still breathless, still sprawled across you, βI should've confessed sooner.β
You hum, eyes fluttering shut. "You think?"
Then he goes quiet for a moment.
β...Wait.β
Your brows furrow.
β...Did you just wanna fuck me? Or do you like me too?β
You pull back just far enough to look him in the face. Then flick him in the forehead.
He yelps. βOw!β
βAre you for real right now?β
He rubs the spot with a dramatic pout. βIt's a valid question!β
βI literally let you raw me in a Honda Civic and moan cry on top of me then stuff me like a twinkie,β you deadpan. βWhat do you think, Satoru?β
β...Okay, sooo...β he starts, grinning. βAre you my girlfriend then?β
You hesitate, a little smile tugging at your lips. β...Is that what's supposed to happen next?β
He beams like heβs the sun himself. βYES.β Then he lurches upright suddenly, pulling out of you so fast you gasp and instantly feel the mess dripping down your thighs onto your poor, innocent mattress.
You glance down. βOh my god, Satoru.β
He's already halfway to his pants, naked from the waist down, one sock still on, digging through piles of clothes like a man possessed.
βWhat are you doing?β
βI have to tell the group chat.β
βWhat??β
He grabs his phone, dives back onto the bed beside you, shoves his face next to yours, and holds up the camera. βSmile!β
You blink, dazed and still spread out, covered in sweat and his cum, while he grins like he just won the lottery.
Click.
The photo's so awful it could be a hostage situation, but he looks so proud. Then he opens the group chat and types:
ME AND MY GIRL ARE SAFE AT HOME BTW!!! YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT!! MY GIRL!!!
You slap a pillow over your face. βI hate you.β
A second later, your phone buzzes.
Shoko: fucking FINALLY
Geto: I'm shocked you didn't pass out mid thrust tbh
Nanami: Unsubscribe.
Utahime: You raw dogged before a second date??
Haibara: wait WHAT HAPPENED I WAS ASLEEP HELLO
You groan into the pillow.
Satoru collapses beside you again, laughing so hard he's wheezing, and pulls you into his chest. βBest night of my life,β he whispers, kissing your forehead. βAnd you're my girlfriend now, sooo... yeah. No. I won. I'm metaphorically chaining us together forever now.β
βGod help me,β you mutter, but your fingers curl into his shirt like you never want to let go.
a/n: ok so ever since writing drunk gojo in my fanfic iβve been cookin up this little quick os. idk why but i love drunk gojo sm??? anyways thereβs a little hint of a breeding kink in here, not too extreme but def mentions of getting you pregnant. enjoy :)
Shoko's dorm is already packed by the time you get there; low music thumping through the walls, warm light buzzing, and that unmistakable blend of cheap sake, perfume, and irresponsibility hanging in the air. She opens the door with a cigarette in one hand and a smirk on her lips. "Welcome to the worst decisions of your life. Shoes off. Try not to vomit on the carpet."
Satoru's already giggling. And⦠drunk. It's his first time, and he's got that bright, flushed look; cheeks pink, grin wide, eyes glazed and giddy. He's immediately wrapped around your side like static cling, one arm hooked around your waist and the other clutching a red solo cup like it's anchoring him to this realm.
"You smell soooo good," he whispers against your shoulder.
"You're drunk."
"I'm in love."
"You smell like sake."
"I would die for you."
You glance down at the cup in his hand. "What even is that?" He takes a dramatic sip, wincing. "Hnnngghh. Tastes like... peach flavored rubbing alcohol."
He immediately presses his face into your shoulder like he's trying to fuse with your skin. "You're sooo soft. Like. Like a cloud. Or a dream. A dream cloud."
"You feel like a lawsuit."
He gasps. "You feel like my lawsuit."
"Is that supposed to be romantic?"
"'Sposed to be forever," he slurs, voice muffled against your arm, swaying just slightly as you help guide him deeper into the party.
The room is packed: Nanami brooding on the couch with a drink and judgy eyes, Utahime already yelling across the room about someone cheating at darts, Geto and Shoko locked in an aggressive beer pong war. And out of fucking nowhere, Satoru gasps like he's just seen the face of God. He grabs your sleeve dramatically.
"WAIT. Where's your hair tie?" he whisper hisses, eyes wide with concern.
You blink. "Umm, in my pocket? Why?"
His grip tightens. He leans in, pupils blown. Dead fucking serious. "I need it."
"...Why."
"For luck!" he says, absolutely deadpan, like it should be so fucking obvious. "You don't understand, it's important. 'Ts, like, a bonding ritual."
"It's a hair tie, not a fucking talisman."
"IT IS NOW," he proclaims, loud enough to make Nanami glance over.
You sigh, digging into your pocket and handing it over like you're bestowing an offering to a toddler king. He snatches it like Gollum with the One Ring, then immediately slides it onto his wrist with trembling ceremony. "Do I look hotter now?" he asks, wobbling a bit, wrist raised to his own face like he's posing for a thirst trap. "Be honest. Do I look like... mysterious and emotionally unavailable but also like I'd cry during sex?"
You squint at him. "...Weirdly? That's pretty damn accurate."
He grins, flushed and radiant. "I knew it. You get me." Then he starts fondling the hair tie. Stroking it. Whispering to it like it's sentient.
"I'm never taking this off," he murmurs promisingly. "It's mine now. this's special. It's destiny. This is, like, legally bindin'. You're stuck with me forever."
"Okay, little freak."
"You loooove it," he beams, swaying with his whole body, glitter eyed and stupid in love. And honestly... You kind of do.
"Okay, okay, final round. You two versus us," Geto says, setting up the cups on Shoko's old and worn dining table like he's about to go to war, interrupting our... moment.
Shoko just exhales smoke and grabs a ping pong ball. "If I win, I'm making you take a shot of tequila and cough syrup."
"Hot," Satoru, swaying slightly as he leans against you. "That's hot. You're terrifying."
"Focus," you mutter, nudging his side. "Don't embarrass me."
"Oh baby," he slurs dramatically, slinging his arm around your shoulders. "I live to embarrass you."
And yet, despite being drunk, red cheeked, and gripping onto you like a barnacle, Satoru is stupidly good at beer pong. Every time you think he's gonna miss, the ball arcs perfectly into a cup with a soft plunk. "SWISH!" he screams, spinning in a wobbly circle like he just won the NBA championship. "That's THREE IN A ROW, BABY! THAT'S CALLED TALENT!"
"You're not even aiming," Geto groans.
"I'm aimin' with my heart, Suguru."
He turns to you, eyes wide, breath hot and heavy with alcohol, and leans in close like he's about to tell you a secret.
"You look soooo sexy tonight," he murmurs.
You raise an eyebrow. "Yeah?"
He nods hard. "Like. So sexy. Like, bite you sexy. Like MMMMMH I wanna bite you."
You burst out laughing. "Satoru!"
"No no no," he says, poking your side. "I mean like... like sink my teeth in. A little nibble. A love nibble. Just a little... chomp."
"Oh my god," Shoko mutters, lining up her next shot. "Please don't fuck on my dining table."
"We won't!" Satoru calls out. Then, to you, immediately after: "...Do you wanna fuck on the dining table?"
You snort. "Absolutely not."
He pouts. "M'kay. Bed. Noted. Love that."
He presses a hot, open mouthed kiss to your cheek, missing slightly and hitting the corner of your jaw instead. "You're so pretty. You're so fuckin' pretty. Do you know that? I tell you that enough?"
You're blushing now. "You're drunk."
"I'm honest!"
He keeps his hand on your lower back as you line up your shot. Kisses the top of your head. Whispers, "We're gonna win this game, and then I'm gonna make out with you so hard your fuckin' ancestors feel it." Shoko throws a ping pong ball at his face. "Go make out in your own dorm."
Satoru gasps like she just handed him a divine prophecy. He turns to you, eyes shining. "Wanna go to m'dorm?"
"Focus." You breathe.
The game ends, and of course you two win. You're both breathless with laughter, clutching onto Satoru's hair as he wobbles with you on his shoulders. "We're CHAMPIONS!!" he yells to the whole party, spinning in a slow, drunken circle. "Me and my sexy genius girlfriend! Undefeated, unchallenged, unstoppable!"
"Put me down before you kill us both!"
He immediately bends over to lower you, too fast, too dizzy, and you nearly faceplant into Shoko's potted plant before regaining your balance.
"Oh my god," you groan. "I need to pee."
"Okay, go," he says, dazed and still grinning. "But just so you know... I will miss you."
You roll your eyes and make your way down the hall. The bathroom's free, miraculously. You barely get the door closed before there's a soft knock.
"Baby."
You sigh. "Satoru."
"S'toru," he mumbles. "'S me. Hi."
You groan. "Satoru. I'm peeing."
He exhales dramatically through his nose. "I know. I knowwwww that. Just... I miss you."
"You saw me four seconds ago."
"I'm dying," he whines from the other side of the door. "What if you fall in?"
"Fall in what?"
"The toilet."
You lean into your hands with a sigh, already laughing.
"You're way too attached."
"You're way too hot."
You blink. "I'm literally peeing."
"And you look so good doin' it," he slurs. "God. You sit like a goddess. Just know if the world ever ends? I'll die thinkin' about this exact moment."
"Oh my god."
"Wait wait wait," he continues, voice wobbling. "Are you... like. Mid pee? Or done? Like... what's the status."
"Why do you need to know that?"
He lets out a sleepy little giggle. "Dunno. Kinda just... wanna imagine it. Like. Not in a creepy way. In a... boyfriend way."
You can almost hear him swaying.
"Okay," he murmurs, like it just occurred to him. "Babe. Hypothetically... if I came in... and like. Sat on the floor... and just watched you pee... would that be so weird or just a little weird?"
You sigh. "You're not coming in here."
"Fuck."
A pause.
"Okay but what if I sang to you through the door while you wipe-"
"Satoru Gojo I swear-"
"Babyyyy I would DIE for youuuuu," he croons.
You sigh, trying to finish your piss, hoping for a moment of peace. News flash: there isn't one. Because the bathroom door creaks open a second later, and then there's a Satoru. A floppy, grinning, very drunk Satoru, stumbling in with all the grace of a newborn deer.
"Satoru!" you hiss. "I'm fucking peeing!"
You stare at him.
He sways.
"I know, babe. 'S fine. Don't mind me. Just... observing."
"You're not observing shit."
"I'm observing piss, actually," he slurs proudly.
He stumbles forward, arms wrapping around your shoulders, cheek pressing into yours. You groan, mid stream. "Satoru. I'm literally peeing. Stop hugging me."
"I don't careeeee," he moans dramatically. "Lemme watch. I love you even when you're peein'. Especially when you're peein'. You're so powerful. You're so magical."
You shove him back with one hand. "Turn around!" He sighs and spins to face the wall, arms still outstretched like a sad, loyal dog in time out.
"'M still emotionally here if you need me," he mumbles.
The second you flush, you hear the click of his moral restraint snapping in half. He whips around, eyes wild, lips parted, and the next second he slams you gently against the bathroom wall with all the coordination of a very drunk man trying to be sexy.
You gasp, bracing against his chest. "Satoru-" His hands land on either side of your head, nose brushing yours, breath sticky sweet and so close.
"Do you... do you think about me the way I think about you?" he mumbles, all wide eyed and heartbroken, like you're about to reject him even though you've literally been dating for months.
You blink. "We're already together."
"M'kay but like... do you just like me, or do you like like me?" he slurs, nose smushed against your cheek. "'Cause I think about you all the time. Like in the mornings. And at lunch. And when I see clouds."
You stifle a laugh. "Clouds?"
He nods solemnly. "They remind me of your boobs."
You snort.
"I loooove your boobs," he whispers, kissing the corner of your mouth like what he's saying is some forbidden secret. "I love your face. And your pee. And your forehead. And your soul."
You cup his flushed cheek. "You're so drunk."
"I'm so in loveeee," he says, forehead pressed to yours, eyes fluttering. "It's a problem. You're gonna have to deal with me forever. 'Cause you're mine." And then he kisses you like he means it; sloppy and needy and so full of drunk yearning, like you're oxygen and he hasn't breathed since the first shot hit his bloodstream.
His mouth is hot and sloppy on yours, fingers tightening around your waist like he might float away without you. He tastes like peach sake and desperation, groaning into the kiss like it physically hurts to be separated for even a second.
"Baby," you pant between kisses, trying to steady him, "baby, chill. You're drunk."
"I knowww," he slurs, forehead pressed to yours, eyes crossed from how close he is. "I'm drunk on youuuu."
You laugh. "Satoru, seriously. Weβre not gonna do anything while you're like this. I'm not gonna take advantage of you."
He pulls back just enough to look you dead in the eyes. And for once, he's serious. "I tasted alcohol," he whispers. "'N now all I wanna taste is you."
Your jaw drops. "Oh my god."
"All I want," he repeats, swaying slightly. "Is to get absolutely soaked with you."
"...Soaked?"
"With you."
"Satoru."
"I wanna get wet like a little bitch," he clarifies, nodding solemnly. "For love."
You start laughing; cackling, really, when he takes your wrist gently in his hand. "Let's go," he says, eyes sparkling. "C'mon. Let's go right now."
"Go where?" you manage.
"Home."
"To your dorm?"
"To our destiny."
And before you can stop him, this idiot SKIPS, literally skips out of the bathroom, through the hallway, and right back into the main room of the party. "We're leavin' now!" he announces at full volume, yanking you behind him by the hand. "Me and my beautiful, hot, sexy girlfriend are off to do drunk sexy activities!"
You slap a hand over your face. "Oh my god."
"WISH US LUCK!"
Utahime turns from the couch, half drunk and wide eyed. "USE PROTECTION!!"
Satoru spins dramatically. "WHAT'S THAT??" he yells.
"Condoms, you idiot!"
He beams. "DON'T NEED IT, SHE'S MβFUTURE BABY MAMA!"
The entire party howls. You're blushing so hard you're convinced you might combust, letting him pull you through the door and into the night as Shoko just deadpans to Geto, "Five minutes before he's crying into her boobs."
He holds your wrist like it's a lifeline, knuckles white, practically dragging you through the dorm hallway. You're stumbling a little, laughing breathlessly, trying to keep up with his long, chaotic strides. He's weaving like a drunk baby giraffe, slurring under his breath the entire time.
"Gonna make you see stars," he mumbles. "Gonna make you scream. Gonna- ow, FUCK. Stupid floor."
"You okay, baby?" you say, steadying him as he knocks into the wall.
"I'm thriving," he declares, pointing dramatically down the hall. "Lead me to glory, sexy."
"We're literally just going to your room."
"Exactly. My glory chamber."
You snort, rolling your eyes as he fumbles with his keys, missing the lock three times before flinging the door open like he's won a game show.
You don't anticipate the performance you recieve the minute the door shuts behind you. He turns around and tries to be sexy. It's... so bad. He leans against the wall like he's trying to smolder but ends up looking like he's trying not to throw up. "You ready for me to change your life?" he slurs.
You raise an eyebrow. "Satoru."
He ignores you while grabbing the hem of his shirt; he attempts to pull it off in one smooth motion, but it gets stuck on his head and he has to shake it loose like a panicked golden retriever with a cone on. Then, somehow, he hikes it around the back of your neck too, pulling you in close so you're chest to chest, faces inches apart. His lips brush yours and he smirks like an absolute menace. "Did that work?"
You blink. "Oh my god."
He grins wider. "You're so into me right now."
"You're so drunk right now."
"You're so hot right now."
And then, before you can say another word, he kisses you. Hard.
His mouth is sloppy and warm and eager, tasting like whatever sugary disaster he drank earlier. His hands fumble at your clothes like he's trying to be smooth but his fingers won't cooperate. And even with all the clumsiness, all the chaos, all the laughing between kisses, it's still somehow so perfect.
He pulls back, breath ragged, eyes glassy. "Lemme take your clothes off."
"You're already undressing me."
"Then lemme keep goin'."
His hands fumble at the waistband of your pants like he's forgotten how clothes work. "Okay, okay," he mutters, eyebrows scrunched in drunken determination, "we're doin' this. We're so doin' this. This is the best night of my life. I'm gonna die happy."
You laugh, helping him pull your pants down. He kisses your stomach, messily, muttering between each one:
"I love you."
"I love your hips."
"I love your knees."
"I'd suck your kneecap if you let me."
"Satoru."
"Sorry sorry sorry," he mumbles, already stripping himself now, clumsy and chaotic. "Just... you're my girlfriend. You're sooo my girlfriend. M' gonna marry you. M' gonna build you a castle."
"You can't even take off your own pants."
"They betrayed me."
Finally, the clothes are off; somewhere on the floor or halfway down limbs, and you're both stumbling back toward his bed, giggling as you both collapse onto it in a messy tangle. You land on top of him, straddling his hips. He lets out a deep, slow groan, hands holding onto your thighs for dear life, your skin his only anchor to this plane of existence right now.
"Oh my god," he moans. "Okay. Okay. You're on top. I can work with this. I love this. I love you. Are you gonna ride me? M' gonna cry. Please."
"You sure you're up for this?"
He nods enthusiastically, already half hard and rutting against you. "Yes. Absolutely. No thoughts. Only you."
You grind down once, slow and teasing, and he lets out an embarrassingly loud moan. "Fuuuuuuck, okayyy, ride me. Ride me. Ride me like you hate me."
You raise an eyebrow, grinning. "I was going to."
You reach down, guiding him in slowly, and his entire body arches off the bed. He clutches at your waist, fingers digging in to keep you (or more so himself) steady, breath hitching with every inch you sink down.
And when you start moving, rolling your hips, fucking him in slow, deep rolls and grinds of your hips, he chokes on a moan so loud it echoes off the dorm walls. His hands fly to your tits. His eyes roll back. His brain shuts off.
"B-baby-" he hiccups. "BABYYY."
He sounds wrecked. Like he's being exorcised through your pussy. His grip tightens on your waist, thumbs rubbing frantic, uneven circles like his body's trying to multitask but forgot how hands work.
You sink down all the way, grinding slowly, and he lets out a sound that's not even human; it's something between a sob, a moan, and a high pitched "ohmyfuckinggod."
"Is that so?" you tease, rocking your hips in a slow, cruel circle. "You like that, baby?"
"LIKE it??" he gasps, pupils blown wide. "I- I LOVE IT. Mβ GONNA WRITE A THANK YOU LETTER TO YOUR MOM."
You snort, laughing, but don't let up; you keep grinding, a steady and calculated roll of your hips, teasing his every nerve. He's twitching under you like a live wire.
"Oh fuuuuck, oh fuck I love you- no wait, I said that wrong. I mean I LOVE you but I also love your pussy and like I'm tryin' to say BOTH right now but my mouth is too- mmghhh, too horny to word."
You stifle a laugh as he paws at your tits again, clumsy but desperate.
"I'm gonna die," he whines. "You're gonna kill me and I'm gonna thank you. Put that on my tombstone. Died from RIDING too GOOD."
"Shhh," you purr, rolling your hips just right. "Use your inside voice, baby."
"I DON'T HAVE ONE," he moans. "Y'NEVER GAVE IT BACK."
His head falls back, neck arched, mouth slack and red as he babbles. You pick up the pace; deeper, harder, and he lets out a full body tremor, voice cracking like a teenage boy. "Oh god oh god oh GOD, you're- you're doin' some kinda pussy spell," he whimpers. "I'm bewitched. I'm bewitched and I like it. I'm fuckin'... bewussy'd."
You raise an eyebrow. "Bewussy'd?"
He gasps like you just confessed you love him. "Ohhhh that's hot. I'm sayin' dumb shit and you're still ridin' me! What did I do to deserve you??"
"You played beer pong like an idiot and harassed me while I was peeing," you deadpan.
"RIGHT," he shouts. "Best night of my LIFE."
And then you lean back slightly, gyrate your hips in a punishing little swirl, and he dies again. Body jerking, breath catching, eyes fluttering so hard it looks like he's having an out of body experience.
He cups your cheeks in his clammy hands, pulling you forward with tears in his eyes and a voice full of drunk boy worship: "You're ridin' me like a goddess, and I'm gonna give you fuckin' twins. Like, I dunno how but I feel it."
You freeze.
"...What the fuck," you whisper.
"I meannn it," he babbles, eyes glossy, voice wobbling like his entire soul is slurring. "Twin girls. One looks like you. One looks like me. Or- or both look like you. Honestly M' fine with that. You're so pretty. I trust your genes more than mine."
You blink down at him, still grinding slow and steady while he short circuits beneath you.
He keeps going anyway. "We'll name them. We'll buy them matchin' socks. We'll get a stroller, one of the cool ones, not the nerd ones. You'll be hot with a stroller, like milf hot- fuck, you're already milf hot."
"Satoru."
He blinks up at you, starstruck. "Yeah?"
"Shut up and let me fuck you."
He whimpers. Melts. "Yessss ma'am."
Your hips start again; deeper, filthier, and his whole body jerks, like his soul just left for a moment and came back stunned.
"Oh fuckfuckfuck," he slurs, hands flying to your hips again. "You feel so good, it's like- like heaven- like fuckin'- like being baptized in pussy and magic."
"Real poetic, babe," you murmur, breathless.
He thrusts up once, pathetically. "I'm TRYINβ."
Your rhythm falters just slightly as you adjust, angling deeper, and he screams. No, really. Just this broken, choked little cry like you just rewired his entire nervous system.
His eyes roll back. "I think- I think my dick just saw God!"
"You're such a drama queen."
"No- baby wait, wait, I'm gonna- fuck, I'm gonna cum, I can feel it, it's comin', it's COMIN'-"
"Let it," you whisper, leaning forward to kiss the side of his neck.
And when you clench just right, gyrating one last time, he explodes. Literally moans like he's dying. Choking. Gasping. Gripping you like a lifeline as he fills you with one long, drawn out, wrecked whimper of your name.
"Baaaaaby- oh fuck, oh god, OH FUCK I LOVE YOU- holy SHIT, I- I- I CAME. I CAME. I THINK I DIED A LITTLE."
He's twitching and jerking, overstimulated, forehead pressed to your chest while you soothe him with soft kisses and steady rocking hips.
"Still with me, Satoru?"
"Yeah," he mumbles, dazed. "Just... brain's bufferin'. Gimme a sec."
You kiss his temple. "Take your time, champ."
He sniffles, pouts. "My legs stopped working."
"I'll call an ambulance."
He giggles against your skin, still inside you, still melting. "I love you so much it's scary. You're m'wife now. I'm filing the paperwork tomorrow. You can't stop me!"
"You're drunk."
"Mmm, donβt care. Youβre my wife."
You try to shift off him, legs shaking, brain still spinning, but his arms lock around your waist like a seatbelt on a rollercoaster, pulling you right back down. "NoooOOooOoo," he whines, slurring like he's been hit with a tranquilizer. "Don't leave. You feel tooo good. It's like- like my dick is home."
"Satoru, oh my god-"
He squints up at you, bleary eyed and fucked out, his lips pink and wet and parted in awe. "Look at us, baby. Jus' look." He grabs your hips and wiggles them against his. "We're, like... made for each other. You're like the... like the phone. And I'm the charger. And I'm chargin' you. With my dick."
You blink.
He presses your foreheads together and gasps, like he's just discovered the secret to the universe. "You're like- like the piece of the puzzle my dick's been searchin' for since birth."
"I literally can't with you."
"Puh-LEASE let me stay inside," he slurs dramatically, flopping backwards on the bed. "Just a lil' longer. I promise I won't nut again. ...Okay, I might."
You groan, still laughing. "You're so fucking drunk."
"I'm drunk on love," he declares. Then quieter: "Also, yeah. Sake. And pussy. I'm like a lil' cocktail of emotions right now."
Then he stiffens; figuratively, this time. "Wait," he gasps. "I came in you."
You nod, amused. "You did."
"BABE." He looks betrayed. "You're not like... pregnant, are you?"
"No. I'm on birth control."
He gasps even harder. "BABE?!"
"You knew this," you laugh.
He frowns, serious as a pope. "That's it. We're gettin' off it. Tomorrow. Gonna throw all the pills away. Only raw. Only trust. Only love."
You stare. "You actually want a kid?"
"If it means I get to keep you forever?" he mumbles into your skin, nuzzling your neck. "Then fuck it. Put me in a baby bjorn and call me Daddy. M'ready."
Without any fucking warning, he rolls the both of you over, still nestled inside you, pulling you tight to his chest like a human body pillow. He sighs, all dreamy and dumb and entirely pleased with himself. "Gonna stay in here foreverrrr," he sings. "Gonna trap you. Like a lil' coochie clamshell."
"Satoru."
"Mmmm."
"You're so annoying."
"But you loveeee me."
You're too tired to respond. Too full. Too dizzy. He's humming a little lullaby under his breath, something about cursed pussy and wedding rings, and you snuggle for a while like that. Legs tangled. Hair tie still on his wrist. His soft cock still inside you like he's nesting.
You're barely keeping your eyes open, muscles heavy, skin flushed and sticky with sex and sweat and so much Satoru. But still, common sense knocks on the door. "...Babe," you murmur, brushing your fingers through his snowy hair, "we can't sleep like this."
He groans loudly. "WHYYYYY," he whines, arms still cinched around your waist like a koala. "We're comfy! We're snug! I'm IN."
"Exactly." You glance down. "You're... definitely not staying in."
"Why not?" he slurs. "I like it. It's cozy. She likes it too. She told me."
You blink. "Did you just refer to my vagina in the third person?"
"I respect her autonomy," he mumbles proudly.
You push gently at his chest. "Let me up, Satoru."
"UGH. FINE."
You slip out of bed on trembling legs, ignoring his pout as you wobble to his tiny dorm bathroom and clean yourself up as best you can. The second you return, he's already flopped across the bed in nothing but his socks, arms open wide, dick soft but somehow still resting like he knows he did a good job.
"C'mere," he mumbles, eyes lidded. "Wanna cuddle. I earned it."
You sigh, crawling into bed and turning away from him. "Fine. I'm little spoon."
His gasp could fuel cities. "Ohmygod I love when you're little spoon. Wait, can I..."
"Only because your brain is mush and you'll cry if I say no."
He doesn't even deny it. He pulls you into him, your bare ass flushed against his hips and your head tucked under his. His now soft cock, still messy, rests between your thighs like a half melted popsicle. You sigh. "There. Compromise."
"Best girlfriend EVER," he whispers sleepily.
You hum, already halfway to dreamland.
"Hey... you'll still love me tomorrow, right?"
"God, you're so dramatic."
"But you will?"
You tighten your hand around his. "Always."
He's out cold in thirty seconds, mouth open, hand holding yours.
β
You wake up first. Your eyes peel open to the soft glow of morning sun bleeding through Satoru's shitty dorm curtains, filtering across his disaster of a room; shirt on the lamp, your bra dangling from the curtain rod, one sock somehow clinging onto his toe. The smell of sweat, booze, and sex lingers in the air.
And then there's⦠him.
Satoru Gojo, face mushed against the pillow, breathing deep, snoring a little, hair completely feral and wild, limbs flung every which way like he got into a fist fight with the mattress and lost.
And his arm? Still draped around you. Still shirtless. Still somehow wearing your hair tie like it's a sacred bracelet. And the most ridiculous part? A faint smudge of your lipstick right below his jaw, like a goddamn trophy.
You stare at him for a long moment.
"...You look like you fought the mattress in your sleep."
He stirs with a little grunt, smacks his lips, eyes still closed. "Mmm, mattress won," he rasps, voice scratchy and hoarse. "She was sexy tho. Real grabb- wait. WAIT."
His eyes snap open. He looks at you. Then down at himself. Then down at you. He gasps so loud it echoes off the walls.
"WE DID THE NASTY."
You blink at him, deadpan. "You did the nasty. I performed like an angel. You babbled about twins and cursed pussy."
He clutches his heart dramatically. "And I meant all of it."
You groan, burying your face in his chest. "Please don't do what I think-"
Too late. His hand fumbles blindly for his phone on the nightstand.
He opens the group chat, snaps the worst angle selfie known to mankind; your bed hair, his dumb lipstick stained neck, your matching eye bags, blanket covering both of your naked bodies, and types with lazy fingers:
Satoru: First night drinking was a success, gonna give my wifey twins ππ
Send.
Your phone buzzes instantly.
Shoko: can i be the bad influence auntie
Utahime: I TOLD YOU TO USE PROTECTION IDIOT
Geto: i'm taking credit for this. i got you drunk on purpose.
Haibara: I made you a congrats playlist! It's just the same song 12 times: "Let's Get It On"
Nanami: I hate it here.
You throw your phone across the room and groan into Satoru's chest. He grins, proud as a goddamn peacock.
"Babe."
"Don't talk to me."
"Babe."
"No."
"I love you."
"...Shut up."
"Wanna go again?"
You glance down. He's already getting hard. Of course he is.
You sigh dramatically, then pull him on top of you with a smirk. "You're doing all the work this time."
okay iβm literally so sorry for this LMFAO. i had this idea and had to write a one shot about it because itβs soooo fucking satoru coded. yes, i did in fact put a kuromi pimple patch on an ingrown (SRRY FOR THE TMI) and all i could think was fucking satoru would lose his mind at that. guys this is me coping, i reread shinjuku showdown and i needed to write ridiculous satoru fluff. i hope yall enjoyβ¦ SORRY AGAIN
You'd barely made it to the bedroom. You'd been teasing him all day; walking around in your tiny sleep shorts, stretched out in the sun like a fucking siren, being soft and bratty and effortlessly ethereal.
Now you were on your back, hair all mussed, lips parted, and his shirt falling off your shoulder as he kneeled between your thighs, practically spasming at the sight alone.
Satoru had been kissing every inch of your skin like it was the last thing he'd ever taste. Fingers grazing your hips, teasing just under the waistband of your shorts like he was about to discover fire and play with it regardless.
He hooked his thumbs in the elastic of your thong, leaned in close to murmur something filthy about how good you smell, how warm you feel, then gently tugged them down.
But then he paused.
A shift in the atmosphere. And a very distinct, very stunned: "Wait. Waitwaitwait... Is that a fucking Kuromi sticker on your pussy?"
You blinked.
"I had an ingrown. Shut up."
He didn't move for a moment; he just... stared in awe. Eyes wide, lips slightly parted with a look on his face that said he was witnessing the face of god and also getting his ass kicked by it.
"You- you put a Sanrio pimple patch on your pussy and thought I wouldn't fall deeper in love with you?!"
"It's not-"
"No, because... oh my fucking god. You're so sexy and so stupid and so you. You could've told me you ascended and I wouldn't have believed you. But THIS?" His voice cracked. "This is proof."
You rolled your eyes, trying to tug your shorts back up, but he caught your wrist; gentle and reassuring while he leaned down, one hand planted by your head, the other tracing the patch like it was a sacred relic. "Satoru, it's not even on my pussy, it's just above it-"
"Do you have any idea what you've done to me?" he whispered, interrupting you. "I'm gonna tell our kids about this. I'm gonna write a ballad. 'The Day of the Kuromi Coochie.' It'll be taught in schools."
You choked out a laugh. "It's just a sticker, you dramatic ass-"
"No. It's not just anything. It's the embodiment of everything I love about you. You're so tough and have this haunting, scary little face and yet you put a fucking cartoon goth cat on your pussy because you had an ingrown. That's the hottest thing I've ever seen."
He kissed your thigh. Then the inside of it. Then the spot right above the sticker, nose brushing your skin.
"I'm going to worship you so good, baby. Like a Kuromi cultist. Like a sanriosexual."
You were crying from laughter. "That's not even a thing!"
"It is now. And I'm the president. Now shut up and let me respectfully lose my mind."
His mouth was on you like he hadn't eaten in days.
No. More like you were the first thing he'd ever tasted and he didn't know how to stop.
Tongue buried deep, lips wrapped around your clit, hands gripping your thighs like he could pin himself there and stay forever. He moaned against you with every breath, messy and relentless, like the sound of you losing your mind was the only thing keeping him alive.
"Satoru- fuck baby, I'm gonna-"
"I know," he cooed, mouth slick, voice wrecked. "I want you to. Make a mess for me, my pretty Kuromi baby."
You came with a choked cry, thighs latched and twitching around his head, one hand tangled in his hair, the other gripping the sheets like you might actually levitate. He didn't stop. Didn't let up at all. He kept licking and slurping like the fucking demon he was, slowing down ever so slightly, savoring every drop of the little puddle you made on his face.
By the time he pulled back, his mouth and chin were shiny with it. His lips were kiss swollen, his eyes glazed over, dazed.
He looked absolutely fucked.
"Jesus," he whispered, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand but still smiling like an idiot. "You're insane for that."
You tried to respond but couldn't even form words. Instead you looked up at him, panting, fully limp, body still spasming in tiny, pathetic aftershocks.
Satoru leaned over, kissed your thigh as if he was saying thank you, and sat back with a grin.
"Stay right there," he said, voice soft now. "You know the drill, princess. Stay. I clean you up."
You nodded, blinking slowly, brain soup.
A moment later you heard him mutter something like "she's gonna lose her mind" followed by the distinct sound of a plastic seal being ripped.
He came bounding out of the bathroom a few minutes later like a golden retriever in heat, towel slung low around his hips, grin stretched damn near ear to ear.
"Okay. Okay. Are you ready for the greatest thing I've ever done? Like, in my life? Spiritually, artistically, emotionally... this is my magnum opus."
You blinked. "You're terrifying."
"Shhh. Behold," he said, and with absolutely zero shame, he ripped the towel away like he was unveiling a Renaissance sculpture.
And there it was. A Kuromi pimple patch. On. His. Balls. Dead center. Like a fucking target.
You howled. "STOPPPP-" you shrieked, falling backward, wheezing. "You did NOT-"
"I DID," he announced proudly, standing with one hand on his hip and the other dramatically gesturing downward like he was introducing a contestant on The Bachelor.
"LOOK AT HER. ISN'T SHE CUTE?"
"WHY IS IT CENTERED LIKE THAT???"
"Because that's where the power lies, babe. That's the chakra point. Kuromi is guarding my lineage."
You were crying. "You're insane."
"No, no, wait. Don't look away. I have more."
He plopped onto the bed, legs spread like this was a damn show and tell, and pointed excitedly.
"See this one? That's the one with the little purple bow. I put her on the left nut. I think she's shy. But powerful."
"And then there's this one-" he gently tilted himself to the side like he was adjusting fine china, "-on the right nut. That's the sassy one. I think she'd call you mommy."
You smacked his shoulder with a pillow. "I CAN'T WITH YOU."
"No wait," he laughed, catching the pillow and pressing a kiss to your cheek. "I'm not done."
He scooted closer, so close his stupid pimple patch decorated balls were nearly on your thigh.
"Babe. Listen to me. We're matching. This is... this is peak intimacy. I hope you get more ingrown hairs. Like, actually? This is the cutest shit I've ever seen. Forget rings. Forget matching tattoos. This? This is soulmate behavior."
You were wheezing, clutching your stomach.
"You're unwell."
"No. I'm in love."
He flopped dramatically onto your chest, pouting into your skin. "You're never allowed to remove it. I'll reapply it myself if I have to. We ride together, we Kuromi pimple patch together."
You choked out, "You need to be institutionalized."
He just kissed your shoulder and whispered, "Institutionalize these balls."
He then laid you flat on your back, still completely spent; breathing heavy, sweaty, and ruined in the best possible way. And he did it again. And again. Went down on you like a man fucking possessed by you and the stupid pimple patch.
Your legs were on the verge of giving out, your chest is rising and falling in that post orgasm haze, and Satoru's lying next to you like he just saw the face of a deity and came about it.
One arm is thrown over his eyes. The other is lazily tracing circles on your thigh.
Satoru was still kissing your thigh like a man starved of human intimacy (which he absolutely was not when it came to you), hand smoothing gently over your stomach with the kind of worship reserved for saints and ancient deities. You'd just barely survived round three, maybe four. You lost count after the first time he said "I'll stop when you stop being so pretty," which was clearly a fucking trap.
He was soft and flushed, hair messy and damp against his forehead, cheek pressed to your skin as he sighed, completely fucked out; but still somehow vibrating with energy like a feral little post nut wind up toy.
"You know what I've been thinking about this entire time?" he mumbled.
You groaned. "If you say the sticker again-"
"The sticker."
You slapped his forehead lightly, and he giggled. Full on fucking giggled. "It's just so iconic. Like. There she was. The Kuromi coochie. Just staring back at me with attitude and vibes. I feel like I should frame it."
You rolled to the side and buried your face in the pillow. "Stop."
"I can't. It lives rent free in my brain now. Can I poke it? Just a little... like... boop!"
"Satoru, no."
"Fine," he pouted, rolling over and dramatically flopping across the bed. "But now I want more. I think some of mine fell off because I was fucking the bed while eating you out."
You blinked, sitting up slowly. "You're not serious."
"I've never been more serious about anything in my life," he said, already standing up and walking ass naked toward the bathroom again. "Stay right there. This is about to be the most powerful power couple moment in history."
"...You're not really gonna-"
"For love!" he shouted, slamming the bathroom door.
You heard the sound of drawers opening. Clippers buzzing. The rustle of sticker sheets.
Fifteen minutes later, he returned, glowing with pride. Literally glowing. Like he'd put on fucking highlighter.
You were silent. Then you collapsed into laughter so loud your neighbors probably called the police.
He looked so pleased. So proud.
You reached for him, dragging him back onto the bed.
"You are the dumbest, most beautiful man I've ever met."
"Yeah," he grinned, kissing your forehead. "But I'm your dumbass. With pimple patches on his dick. For you."
And then, very softly, with a voice hoarse from moaning, "I still can't believe you had a Kuromi sticker on your coochie."
You groan into the pillow. "You're never gonna let this go, are you."
"No. I'm not. I'll be talking about this in therapy. I'm gonna get a tattoo of it. Actually, wait, can I poke it now?"
You swat at him weakly. "It's for healing, you dumbass."
He sat up, looking at it again like he's checking on a sacred wound. Fucking obsessed. "God, it's so cute. You're so cute. I want a sticker on my dick now at all times. For solidarity reasons, of course."
You started wheezing. Full on cry laughing, a blanket clutched to your chest.
"Anything for you, baby. Now we're bonded. Two souls and some stickers. The prophecy is complete."
He climbed back into bed, dramatically spooning you from behind. "We need a couple name," he mumbled into your neck. "Sticker Sluts? Sanrihoes? Pimple Patch Power Couple?"
"Satoru."
"No, wait. Pussy Bump Buddies. Final answer."
Youβre practically voiceless from laughing so hard. "You're actually insane."
"Insane for you. And your adorable, wounded coochie."
He kissed the back of your neck and sighed contentedly, stickers lightly brushing against your thighs.
"Now go to sleep, princess. Tomorrow we shop for more."
Later that night, long after the chaos, after the snacks, after the cuddle nap that left your limbs tangled and warm, you wandered into the bathroom to brush your teeth. That's when you heard it.
A faint, distant gasp. Followed by:
"No... no, no, no. SHE'S GONE."
You froze, toothbrush halfway to your mouth.
"Satoru?"
The bathroom door slammed open. He stood there, butt ass naked again (at this point, probably on purpose), face devastated.
"She fell off."
"Who."
"Kuromi. My left nut Kuromi. She's... she's gone."
You tried not to laugh.
"Maybe she got tired of your bullshit and flung herself into the void."
He ignored you completely, already searching the floor.
"I can't just replace her! That one had memories. She meant something. I named her."
You blinked. "You named her?"
"Yes. Kuromiette. Don't judge me. She was sassy and brave and she understood me in ways no one else could."
"Babe. It was a fucking pimple patch."
He turned dramatically. "It was a shared experience," he whispered. "A love story. A sisterhood. And now she's gone."
He sighed, tragically, then dropped to his knees with a hand over his chest like he was performing Shakespeare.
"Should we... have a funeral?"
"No."
"I think we should."
You watched as he slowly picked himself up and shuffled out of the bathroom. Five minutes later, he returned.
"I found her," he said solemnly, holding something tiny and slightly lint covered between his fingers.
You raised an eyebrow.
"She was on the duvet cover. Alone. Abandoned. But she's still perfect."
satoru loves your toothbrush ?? (excerpt from my fanfic)
this is just a short little blip i wrote and found funny ππ
The warmth between us stretched well into morning.
My legs were tangled with his like overgrown vines, my arm resting lazily across his bare chest. I caught him grinning to himself like he already planning his next offense.
Then came the words that ruined everything.
"Hey," Satoru murmured, nudging me gently. "Can I use your toothbrush?"
My eyes snapped open.
"You're fucking joking."
He blinked at me, all wide eyed innocence. "No?"
"I literally bought you your own brand new toothbrush," I said, sitting up like this was a goddamn emergency. "You picked it out. It's sparkly blue."
"Yeah, but it's not yours," he pouted, chin tilting down as he blinked up at me. "Yours has, like, emotional flavor. It tastes like you."
"You're actually disgusting. I need you to know that."
"You let me put my entire face between your legs but this is your line?"
"Yes, Satoru! There are boundaries! Oral sex is something different entirely. Toothbrushes are... well, not."
He gasped. "I'm offended on behalf of my tongue."
"Good. Be offended while using your own fucking toothbrush."
He collapsed back onto the mattress, dramatic and groaning. "You don't love me at all."
"I'm gonna kill you."
"But I'll die with minty fresh breath and your spit in my mouth."
"You're sleeping on the floor tonight."
He grinned, eyes sparkling, and grabbed me by the waist, dragging me back into bed. "No I'm not. You love me too much."
I tried to squirm away, but he buried his face in my shoulder like a clingy barnacle and mumbled, "Gimme your mouth. I'll settle for mouth to mouth spit transfer."
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Satoru finds out heβs the first person whoβs gonna eat you out. And when he does? Lord have mercy on your soul, babe. He loses his fuckin minddddd (excerpt from my new fanfic!) enjoy pookies <3
"I want to taste you," he murmured, like it was a prayer. "Let me?"
I froze. Just for a second.
He must've felt it. Noticed the way my fingers twitched. The tension that flickered across my shoulders. He leaned up, eyes searching mine, serious now.
"Hey," he whispered. "Is that okay?"
"I..." My throat felt tight. "No one's ever... done that before."
Silence.
"WHAT." His voice cracked. He blinked at me like I'd just admitted I'd never had water. "Wait, hold on. What the fuck. Are you telling me your first time getting eaten out is going to be me?!"
"I said you don't have to-"
"No. Absolutely the fuck not. Sit back, princess." His hands gripped my thighs again, firmer this time but still so gentle. "You're telling me no one has ever worshipped this pretty pussy before?"
I covered my face with my hands. "Oh my fucking lord-"
"No. You don't get to hide." He pulled my hands away, grinning like a devil and an angel in the same breath. "You're getting your world rocked tonight. And if this is your first time? I'm going to make it so good it'll haunt everyone who came before me."
"There is no one before you," I muttered, cheeks hot.
That shut him up. For a second. Then he groaned and dragged his hands down my thighs, groveling like a man possessed.
"Oh my god. I'm never recovering. You're trying to kill me. Is this what heaven is? Is this my death?"
He didn't even wait for an answer.
He kissed the inside of my thigh sweetly, like a thank you. And again. And again. All while holding my legs open like I was a masterpiece meant to be studied. Praised.
"I'll stop if you tell me to," he murmured, eyes flicking up to meet mine. "Just please say yes."
He didn't hesitate once I gave that little nod. He sank to his knees at the edge of the bed like it was instinct, like it was where he belonged all along.
And maybe it was.
"Spread a little wider for me," he murmured, hands warm and devoted as they slid up my thighs, lifting them onto his shoulders. "Just wanna see you. Let me see."
I flushed, but obeyed. Mostly because his voice was so quiet. So raw. Like he wasn't trying to seduce me, just know me. And when he saw me? He completely stopped breathing.
"Oh sweet mother of God," he whispered, like it physically hurt him. His fingers ghosted over the crease of my inner thighs, eyes transfixed. "You're so fucking pretty down here."
I choked on my breath. "Don't say shit like that-"
"No, no-" he cut me off instantly, shaking his head, dragging his thumb delicately through my slick folds like he was painting something to be put in a museum. "You don't get it. This? This is insane. I mean, fuck, look at you. Do you even know how gorgeous you are when you're not trying to deflect or impress or hide behind whatever perfect version of yourself you think I want?"
His voice cracked on the last word.
"I've never seen anything so perfect," he said. "I want this. You. Like this-"
He didn't even bother to finish his sentence, and he didn't have to. Because the moment I gave the smallest sound, he dropped his head between my thighs and worshipped like it was his only job.
Soft at first. Gentle. Like he was trying to figure out exactly what I liked. But then his tongue flattened, and my hips bucked. "Fuck," I gasped, nails digging into the sheets.
He groaned in approval. "That good already?"
I couldn't even answer. And he didn't stop. Instead he moaned softly against me, tongue working like he was learning a new language, and I was the only one he ever wanted to speak fluently. His hands pinned my hips as I writhed, his mouth so warm, so slow, so fucking good I felt like I was going to explode.
He stilled only for a moment, lips slick, eyes wide and appreciative like he was witnessing the second coming.
"You've seriously never-?" His voice cracked, and he blinked like he'd been personally offended by the universe. "No one's seriously ever gone down on you?"
I shook my head, barely. My breath was already ragged, hips twitching with anticipation, skin electric from his touch.
He sat back on his knees for half a second, jaw slack in disbelief. "That's... that's a crime. A fucking federal offense." Then, eyes darkening: "Don't worry, baby. I'm about to file a full report. Tongue first."
And he meant it.
He dove back in like a man starved, like the only thing that could keep him alive was the taste of the filthy sweetness coating his tongue.
He licked a slow, deliberate stripe up my soaked cunt, and I arched, fingers curling so hard into the sheets it hurt.
"Holy fuck, Satoru-"
He moaned into me, loud, like he'd just tasted heaven and would never recover. It vibrated right against my clit.
"Mmh, fuck- you taste like honey," he mumbled, already breathless, already gone. "Holy shit, baby. I swear, I just saw heaven and itβs between your thighs- fuck, you're dripping-"
He pulled back just far enough to meet my eyes. His mouth was dipping with my mess, wet and glossy, his chin shining. His eyes were completely blown.
"Who the fuck doesn't eat you out?" he demanded like he was ready to fight someone. "No, seriously. This? No, no. I have to earn this. Iβm obsessed with your pussy sugar."
I covered my face with my hands. "Oh my god-"
βDonβt hide from me,β he murmured, voice thick with hunger. Still playful, still soft, but dipped in something darker. Needier.
βI want to see you baby,β he whispered, kissing up the inside of my thigh. βWanna feel you cum with my mouth on you. Wanna see the face you make when youβre not pretending anymore.β
His tongue flicked out, teasing, tasting.
βLet me see it, baby. Let me see your real face. The one you make when youβre soaked and desperate and making those pretty sounds just for me.β
He didn't wait for an answer. He dove back in like it was the worlds last drop of water; like my pussy was something carved into legend. His nose bumped my clit with every slow grind of his tongue. His hands never left my thighs, thumbs rubbing circles, grounding me as my whole body began to twitch.
βYouβre so fucking sweet,β he murmured between licks, voice low and hoarse. βSo pretty. So perfect. My god, Iβm gonna lick up every last drop of you.β
He dragged his tongue slow and deep, then pulled back just enough to pant against my drenched heat.
βThis is like a sticky little love letter from your pussy. See? She loves me,β he grinned, breathless, eyes wild with obsession. βYeah, thatβs it. Keep writing it, baby.β
And then he dove back in like he was starving, like every moan was a hymn and I was his religion. I whimpered, bucking my hips up, and he groaned in response like it pained him.
"Yeah? That feel good, pretty baby?" He pressed a kiss to my clit, tender, obscene. "Bet I can make you cum just like this. Bet I can make you scream."
He flattened his tongue against my soaked slit and flicked; fast, relentless, absolutely zero shame. Over and over, wetter each time, like he was committed to making my body convulse for him, over and over. Each stroke had purpose. Precision. Worship.
His nose nudged my clit while the flat of his tongue lapped up every bit of slick I gave him, chin shiny, breath absolutely ragged and hot against me.
βFuck,β he gasped against my pussy, rutting his hips down into the mattress like he was the one losing control. βThis- this is fucking unreal.β
Then he did it again. Flattened his tongue and dragged it up in a slow, filthy stroke before switching to tight, focused flicks right against my clit. Rhythm perfect. Pressure filthy. Sloppy, devoted, slightly feral.
βLook at this,β he murmured, voice shredded from moaning so much. He pulled back only enough to spread me open with two fingers, eyes locked on the mess between my thighs. βThis pretty little puddle youβre making for meβ¦ my fucking favorite thing on the planet.β
And before I could beg for more, he was already back on me; sucking now, hard and obscene, like he was trying to pull my orgasm out by force. His fingers dug into my thighs like he needed them to keep from ascending.
"Satoru- fuck, Satoru!"
"Oh baby, say my name again. Please," he rasped, sucking my clit into his mouth.
I did. God, I did. And he kept going, fingers gripping my thighs, holding me open for him. He never stopped. Not even when my back arched. Not when my thighs clamped around his head. Not when I screamed.
If anything, he moaned louder, messy and needy, like my orgasm was his reward.
His words were muffled against my absolutely drenched heat. "I could die right now and I'd die happy."
His tongue flattened and dragged up again; slow at first, like he was savoring the flavor and soothing me all at once. Then he flicked, over and over - faster, filthier, even hungrier, if that was possible. Lips sealed around my clit like heβd been deprived of it his whole fucking life. He sucked once more, and my legs nearly gave out.
βFucking hell,β he breathed into me, licking up every drop of slick I was gushing onto his face. βYouβre dripping. So fucking messy for me. This little mess-β his voice cracked on the word, β-youβre making for me, baby, look at it. Fuck, I could drown in you.β
He groaned low, like he was the one getting off. And maybe he was, judging by the way he was rutting harder against the bed, panting against my cunt like he needed the air between my thighs more than oxygen.
His tongue circled, relentless and fucking filthy. My fingers tangled in his hair, tugging hard, but he just moaned and pressed deeper.
One hand hooked beneath my thigh, keeping me open. The other slid up, flat against my lower belly, holding me still while he devoured me like the answer to every prayer heβd ever screamed into a void.
βYouβre already close,β he rasped between licks. βI can feel it. Youβre doing so good, pretty baby. Donβt think. Donβt pretend. Just let me have it. Let me fuckinβ drown in it.β
My back arched, hips grinding up helplessly against his mouth, and he gasped in response; open mouthed, tongue dragging fast and firm, like he was trying to fuck the orgasm out of me with his mouth alone.
βSatoru- fuck, I canβt-β My voice broke, high and desperate.
βYes you can,β he whispered, unhinged and breathless, barely pulling off my clit. βYou deserve it. All of it, pretty girl. Ruin my face.β
That was all it took.
I came so hard it punched a scream from my lungs. My whole body shook, spasming around his mouth, crying his name over and over, vision blacking out at the edges as my orgasm ripped through me like it had been waiting my whole fucking life to hit.
And he didnβt stop.
He licked me through every convulsion, every sobbing breath, kissing the tears off my thighs, sucking gently until my hips twitched and I sobbed his name again, this time not in climax but overstimulation.
And still, he didnβt let go.
He kissed up my inner thighs, soft now. Worshipful. Overwhelmed. His lips were parted and soaked when he finally looked up at me, absolutely drunk on disbelief like my pussy had just rewritten his entire lifeβs purpose.
βYouβre not real,β he whispered, dazed and dumb and drunk on it. βYou canβt be real. Iβm losing my fucking mind.β
He kissed my belly. My hand. The inside of my knee. And then he rested his cheek on my thigh like it was home, humming softly, face a mess of slick and spit and awe.
Satoru Gojo had been brought to his knees.
And he loved it.
"That," he panted, dragging his thumb across my slick thighs again, "was the single hottest thing I've ever witnessed in my life."
I was too dazed and dizzy to answer.
He leaned up, kissing my cheek. Coating my flesh with my own slick.
"Okay," he whispered into my skin. "Now I'm gonna hold you for a second so you don't float out of your fucking body, and then I'm gonna love-fuck you until the only name you remember is mine. Sound good?"
alright⦠we all know this man loves to fuck you in front of mirrors. now go eat, my satoru simps <3 wc: 4.6k
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I tugged his shirt over my bare thighs; oversized, thread worn, soft in a way that felt borrowed and claimed all at once. It hung just long enough to kiss the backs of my legs when I walked, but rode up the moment I sat on his bed, warm skin sticking to the cotton where I hadn't fully dried off.
Too tired to care. Too comfortable to be shy.
My hair was still damp, half heartedly towel dried before I gave up and let it cling to the curve of my neck. The scent of his soap lingered on my skin, the same one he used when he pressed up behind me in the shower and murmured something dumb about "teamwork." I didn't have the energy to argue.
I reached for my water on the nightstand, twisting the cap one handed while the other tucked under my thighs. The shirt shifted higher when I leaned. I didn't notice.
I heard him before I saw him; the faint creak of the bathroom door, the soft drag of bare feet on hardwood. When I glanced up, he was standing there. Damp and flushed.
Low slung sweatpants hung on his hips like they were hanging for dear life. His chest rose and fell, pink and slick from the heat. A towel dangled forgotten from his shoulder, but his eyes were locked; unblinking, hungry.
The mirror beside the bed caught everything. The curve of my thigh, the stretch of his shirt over my ass, the amber bedroom light spilling across my skin like something out of a daydream he never meant to say out loud.
He stopped breathing. "Don't move," he said, voice low.
I paused mid sip. "...What?"
"Don't move." Softer now. Rougher. Like it scraped its way out of his throat.
I blinked, watching his eyes, not at me, but through me. Past me. Into the mirror like it was some holy window only he could see through.
He moved slowly, crossing the room and sliding onto the bed behind me, knees bracketing my hips, his chest flush against my back. Warm. Solid. Quietly worshipful. hid hands found my waist, his breath ghosting over the shell of my ear.
"You don't see what I see," he whispered.
A shiver ran through me, sharp and certain.
"But I do," he murmured. "And I want you to look."
My brows furrowed, confused for a second; until his fingers slipped beneath my jaw, tilting my head up with that impossibly gentle touch he always used right before ruining me.
Toward the mirror.
Me.
Perched on his bed with his shirt barely clinging to my thighs, skin flushed from the shower, lips parted, eyes wide. And him, looming behind me. Shirtless. Pink cheeked. Hungry in that quiet, hazy eyed way that always meant he was seconds away from losing it.
Our eyes met in the reflection. His pale, veined hand was still under my chin, thumb resting just below my lower lip like it belonged there.
"You see it now?" he murmured, eyes locked on mine. "See how fucking perfect you look?"
He sounded winded.
"So sweet," he whispered. "So fucking pretty. Just sittin' there in my shirt like you didn't just wreck me without trying."
His lips brushed just under my ear, a soft kiss I barely felt before his breath hitched against my neck. It was warm. Shaky. Like just looking at me in the mirror knocked the wind out of him.
"Fuck, baby... I wasn't even gonna touch you tonight," he said, voice unraveling as he kissed down my throat. "Was gonna be good. Swear I was. But then you sat there like that- fuck, I saw you and I just..."
His voice trailed off, lost in the way I looked.
His hand slipped from my jaw to my collarbone, slow and deliberate, tracing the fabric of his shirt like it was blessed. Like I was blessed. Like he couldn't decide if he wanted to tear it off or fall to his knees and pray.
"Can I?" he whispered, barely audible.
I nodded, breath caught in my chest. "You don't have to ask, babe."
He stilled for a second. Like that broke him a little.
"Keep looking," he said - not commanding, just... pleading. Quiet. A little desperate.
"Please," he added, like it physically hurt to say. "Just keep looking. I wanna see your face when I make you feel good."
One hand slid up under the shirt, cupping my breast like he couldn't believe he was allowed. The other drifted lower, between my thighs, fingers trailing so gently it made my breath catch in my throat.
I gasped involuntary, and he lost it.
"Fuck," he choked out against my temple, his voice already breaking. "I can't even- god, I'm trying to stay in control, I swear I'm trying, but when you do that thing with your mouth and make that sound-"
His fingers circled my clit; just once, just enough pressure, and my jaw dropped. A sharp little whimper slipped past my lips before I could stop it.
"Yeah," he groaned, eyes wide and glued to my reflection. "That. Fucking Christ. Look at you."
He rocked his hips against me unconsciously, like he couldn't stop himself. His cock pressed tight to my back through his sweatpants, twitching with every breathy sound I made. He kept mouthing at my neck, fingers moving without rhythm now, like he couldn't decide whether to worship or unravel.
"You don't get it," he whispered, forehead pressed to mine in the mirror. "You don't get what you do to me."
His fingers slipped back inside, moving slowly as I clenched around them.
"I'm- fuck, I'm barely even holding it together. I see you like this and I just-"
He couldn't finish his sentence; he was too busy watching. Staring. Like the sight of me like this was more than he could take but not enough to stop.
"I can feel you clench when I say that," he breathed, the sound barely holding together. "You like it, don't you?"
His fingers started moving faster, slick and sure - not just practiced, but devoted. Like he'd studied every inch of me. Like he'd been waiting his whole life for the privilege of touching me like this.
My body jolted, a broken little moan catching in my throat. I tried to say something, anything, but it came out as a stuttered breath. Nothing but air and heat.
He watched me fall apart in the mirror. Eyes fluttering. Back arching. Lips parting when his thumb hit just right.
"That's it," he moaned, voice cracking mid-sentence. "Fuck, that's the face. I need to burn that into my brain. I wanna see it every time I close my eyes."
He was panting now. Practically pulsing. His hips rolled against me, subtle and desperate. Then he slowed. Circling again, dragging it out, teasing in slow, devastating spirals until my thighs started to shudder. Until I let out a pitiful sound, high and breathy and barely human.
"Oh, baby," he whispered, wrecked and reverent. "Look at how you melt for me. You're so pretty. So good- Fuck. Look at you."
I rocked helplessly against his hand, my mouth open. A gasp almost forming, but no words came out. I couldn't speak. Instead all that came out was a fractured whimper, loud and unrestrained.
He moaned; loud, shameless, and filthily, the sound itself ripping out of him.
"You're gonna cum soon, huh?" he whispered, his fingers speeding up again, pumping in and out with that perfect, sinful rhythm. "Yeah. Yeah, I can feel it. Look at you. Fuck- look at you."
His fingers moved faster, deeper, curling just right, over and over, slick and filthy and relentless. Every sound I made seemed to go straight to his head, like he couldn't breathe without it.
"Fuck, baby," he panted, lips brushing my shoulder, his whole body shaking behind me. "You're so perfect. Look how you take me. Look how tight you get when I do it just the way you like- this is gonna murder me."
I moaned, breath catching, hips stuttering forward; and he groaned behind me, the sound wrecked and needy, like he was right there with me, hanging by a thread. His rhythm faltered for a second, like he almost came from the sight of it alone.
"You like this?" he whispered, voice shaking, mouth pressed to my ear. "You like watching me fuck you with my fingers?"
"F-Fuck- yes," I gasped, the word spilling out before I could even breathe. "Yes, Satoru- yes."
He whimpered. Full body, helpless, almost collapsed into me kind of whimper. His fingers stuttered, just for a moment, like the praise hit too deep.
"You- fuck, you like when I go deep?" he babbled, lips brushing my skin as he spoke, barely coherent. "When I touch you like this? Like knowing it's me? That it's only me?"
"God, yes- deeper, Satoru, please-"
He froze. His fingers stayed inside, trembling, but he didn't move. Didn't speak for a second. I blinked through the haze. "Satoru?"
"Say it again," he whispered, voice wrecked. "Please. Say my name again."
"Satoru," I moaned, hips rocking back instinctively.
"Oh my god," he whispered, like he couldn't believe what he was hearing. "That's- fuck, that's mine. That's my name. Please baby- can you say it when you cum, too? Please? I wanna hear it. I need to hear it."
He started moving again; faster, deeper, every stroke desperate and shaking, like he wasn't in control of his own hands anymore.
"Look," he whimpered, eyes glassy in the mirror. "Look at you, look at your face- your eyes- I can't, I can't fucking breathe, you're so- shit, you're so pretty when I touch you like this."
I couldn't speak. My mouth dropped open, a breathy sob catching in my throat. He cried out when he saw it.
"That's all mine, right?" he pleaded, forehead pressed to my shoulder like he might fall apart. "Please tell me it's mine- tell me it's me, baby, please-"
"Satoru," I choked out, and his thumb found my clit, circling just right, and he knew.
"Oh, that's it huh? That's the spot, baby? I can feel it, fuck- yeah, that's it. Tell me you're mine, baby,"
"I'm yours," I gasped, whole body trembling, voice cracking under the weight of it. "I'm yours, I'm- fuck, Satoru- Satoru-"
My orgasm hit so hard I nearly sobbed, body seizing around his fingers, breath lost in a mess of heat and sound. I came hard, shaking, soaking, aching, and he let out the most broken moan I'd ever heard.
"Oh my god," he gasped, like he was watching divinity and couldn't handle it. "Oh my god, baby, you're so- fuck, you're so beautiful, I can't-"
He pressed his forehead to my back, still moaning, still inside me, his fingers slowing but not stopping as he coaxed me through every wave of my orgasm.
"That's it," he whispered, voice cracking. "That's it, I got you, let me feel it. So good for me, yeah? So pretty. It's all yours, baby. All yours. I'm yours too."
I whimpered, slumping back against him, legs shaking, and he just held me through it all. Completely wrecked. Flushed. Trembling with me. Coaxing me through it.
His chest heaved against my back, arms curled around my waist, and when he looked up at the mirror again; eyes heavy and glossy, lips parted, he looked almost dazed.
"Fuck," he breathed, pressing a kiss to my temple like it grounded him. "I'll never get over how beautiful you look right now. I should... I should take a picture. Frame it. Put it in a museum and cry in front of it every day."
I let out a breathy little laugh, reaching back for his hand.
But he caught my wrist gently, tugging me forward; slow, soft, gentle despite our prior activities.
"Wait," he whispered. "Can you turn around for me?"
I blinked, confused. "Wh-?"
"Mhm," he hummed, nodding quickly, eyes still wide and locked on the mirror. "Just for a second. Will you? Please?"
"Thought you said it felt less intimate," I teased, voice light.
He exhaled, shaky and uneven, dragging his hand up the length of my spine, fingertips so gentle they made me shiver.
"It does," he murmured, lips brushing my shoulder. "But this isn't about... less."
A pause.
"It's about more."
My breath caught. I blinked again.
"More?"
He nodded toward the mirror.
The angle. The placement. The slow, obsessive intention behind it all.
My reflection.
Bent forward on the edge of his bed, knees sinking into the mattress, his shirt pushed up over my hips, barely covering anything. My thighs spread, hair messy, lips parted.
And him behind me. Kneeling.
Flushed and half wild, knuckles white around the base of his cock as he tried, and failed, to calm himself down. His whole body was shuddering at the sight alone.
"I want you to see," he whispered, inching closer. "I want you to watch the way I fuck you."
His hands settled on my waist; not possessive, not controlling. Grounding. Steadying.
"When you're like this..." he said, sinking behind me slowly, gently guiding me into a soft arch with a pillow under my hips, "I can see everything."
Then his voice dropped, breathless. "Look."
I lifted my head. And my eyes met his in the mirror. I flushed instantly; cheeks burning, lips parting, caught in the intimacy of it all.
And he smiled. Not cocky. Not smug. Not even playful. Just... lovesick.
"See?" he said quietly, like he was pointing out something obvious. "Your face. My face. The way I'm holding you. I wanna show you how beautiful you look to me."
His hand tightened on my waist, grounding, shaking a little.
"You look so fucking good like this," he breathed. "All red and messy and mine."
He ran the head of his cock along my folds, slow and shaky, not even pushing in yet; and when he looked up at the mirror, his mouth fell open. The sight of it. Both of us, like that.
"Fuck," he choked. "I've never looked this good in my life. This is my Roman Empire."
I laughed, breathless, disbelieving, glancing back at him over my shoulder. "Did you seriously just-"
"Shh," he moaned, cutting me off by sliding inside, a low sound escaping his throat as he bottomed out, buried deep. "I'm having a religious experience."
I gasped - hips twitching, breath stuttering, back arching invitingly. He groaned, loud and wrecked, eyes locked on the mirror as he watched my mouth fall open.
"Look at that," he babbled, thrusting again, a little deeper this time. "Look how good you take me. You see that? You see how your body opens up for me like that? Fuck, baby- All mine, yeah?"
"God, Satoru-" I groaned, unable to think of anything else.
"I know," he panted, babbling now. "I know, baby. You're so warm and tight. Take me so good. Fuck, you're perfect."
One hand slipped forward, splaying across my lower back in the mirror. The other dug into my hip like he needed it to stay upright.
"This is what you do to me," he whispered against my shoulder, hips rolling deep and slow now, making me feel every inch of him. "You make me say shit like that. Look at me. Look at me melting for you."
I whimpered, eyes locked on our reflection. My body. His face. The way he held me like I was everything.
"God," he choked, forehead dropping to my shoulder. "You're swallowing me whole. You body was meant to take me like this, huh? crafted by the Gods themselves for me, baby."
I gasped, arching as he drove forward, my reflection jolting with every deep roll of his hips. My mouth dropped open. My eyes fluttered.
"That face," he panted, eyes glued to the mirror as he bottomed out inside me. "That fucking face. You don't even know what you do to me. You don't even know how good you look when I'm this deep- fuck- when I'm inside you like this."
A shaky little laugh escaped me, breath hitching on the next thrust. "You're really losing it, huh?"
He groaned again; devastated, obliterated in every way, and dropped a kiss to my shoulder.
"You think this is funny?" he groaned again. "Look at yourself. Look at how pretty you are. How fucked out you already look and I'm not even going hard yet."
He leaned forward, chest slick against my back, his whole body molding to mine. I could feel his heartbeat. His chin tucked onto my shoulder, his mouth grazing my ear like he didn't want to miss a second.
"You're so fucking beautiful," he whispered, voice thick and trembling. "Look at your eyes. Your mouth. All of you. This is mine, right?"
I moaned louder, my lips parting; but I didn't answer right away. My head tilted slightly. My hips rolled, slow and teasing.
He slowed. Pulled back just a little. I felt it; the hesitation. The ache, the fucking need.
"Say it," he breathed, raw. Barely holding on. "Say you're mine."
I let my head fall back against his shoulder, eyes locked on the mirror, voice low and trembling with heat and wicked delight.
"This what you wanted, Satoru?" I whispered. "To show me how desperate I look when I take your cock?"
He shuddered, head dropping, mouth open against my neck like he couldn't speak.
"Yes- fuck, yes, that's what I wanted," he groaned. "This is all I ever fucking wanted."
I rolled my hips back into him, and his rhythm faltered. Just for a second. And then he snapped.
"I said-" he commanded, his breath muffled against the shell of my ear, "say you're mine."
His grip on my hip tightened. His other hand slid into my hair; not pulling, just holding me where he wanted him, right before he drove into me with three sharp, desperate thrusts that made my knees buckle.
"Say it," he begged again, voice nearly a whimper. "Please, baby. Say you're mine. I'll be good- I swear, I'll be so good for you, fuck- I'll do anything."
I met his eyes in the mirror, my lips curving into something sweet and ruined and just a little smug.
"I'm yours, Satoru."
And that was it. That's all it took.
His breath punched out of him in a moan so raw it sounded like a holy offering; like he was giving himself up to the altar of my body. His whole frame jolted, hips stuttering like the sound knocked the rhythm out of him.
Just for a second.
Then he moved again. Deeper. Needier. Not rough, not wild. Just driven. Every thrust deep and full, his words punctuated by each frantic thrust.
"Fuck- fuck, baby- fuuuckk," he babbled, voice cracking apart with every thrust. "You're mine. You're really mine. I'm never- fucking hell, I'm never fucking letting you go."
His whole body convulsed. And then he made another sound that made me throb; soft, wrecked, a moan so loud it tore through his chest like it hurt. Almost a sob. He bottomed himself out in me again, deep and shaking, whispering,
"Mine. Mine. My fucking girl. God, I love you-"
His hand slipped from my hair to my hand, sliding down until our palms met. He laced his fingers with mine, clutching tight, like he needed to hold me together while he fell apart.
His other hand found its way between my legs again, shaking but practiced, thumb pressing to my clit with just enough pressure to make me jolt.
My moan caught in my throat.
His thrusts slowed, but he moved deeper. A little rougher now, but not because he was trying to be. Because he couldn't help it. Like urgency was chewing through him from the inside out.
"When I cum," he panted, voice barely hanging on, "I don't want a single drop to spill out. I want it all to stay in. I want you full of me."
He leaned in, breath hot against my neck, his whole body buckling and twitching behind me. βThink you can do that for me, my pretty baby?β
I was completely fucked out, my thighs shaking, eyes hazy, lips parted as I fought to keep breathing steadily. His words hit low and deep, right in that soft, helpless place inside me.
But somehow, I found it in me to smirk. Caught his eyes in the mirror, my cheeks flushed, lips glossy, body twitching, and gave him the smallest, filthiest little smile.
βMhm,β I hummed sweetly, voice light, teasing. βYes, sir.β
His whole body jolted. His eyes shot wide open.
Something deep within him tore out in the form of a loud, raw groan. His knees nearly gave out. He clung to my hips like a man praying to be saved, trembling like heβd just seen heaven and didnβt think he deserved it.
βFucking hell,β he choked. βYou- fuck, donβt do that to me.β
His voice shook, hands clutching my waist as if he needed to ground himself before he passed out.
βYouβ¦ better,β he rasped, barely holding it together. βOtherwise Iβll fuck it back into you later.β
But it didnβt land like a threat. It landed like a promise. A desperate one. Like if even a drop of him slipped out, heβd lose his fucking mind.
I whined, body clenching around him so tight it stole his breath. His hips stuttered.
My whole body tightened, legs convulsing as the heat took over my body; white hot and blinding. I sobbed his name, and he moaned like it physically hurt to hear it, thrusting once, twice, hips frantic.
βBaby, fuck, Iβm-β
I felt him cum before I even finished speaking. He pulsed deep inside me, cum spilling in the deepest parts of me only he could reach, hot and thick. His body locked tight against mine, chest heaving, arms wrapped around me like he was trying to fuse us together. His forehead dropped to my neck, breath shuddering.
"I fucking love you." Soft. Ruined. Like it was the most sacred truth he'd ever spoken. "I love you," he said again, breath hot and broken against my skin. "God, baby, I love you. You're mine. Forever."
My body slumped forward slightly, weak and dazed, and he followed. He didnβt pull out or move away. He just held me flush against his chest.
His arms wrapped tighter around my waist. He pressed soft, fluttery kisses to my shoulder, and hummed low under his breath, soothing us both back into our bodies.
"You should see us right now," he murmured, voice dazed and sleepy. "You look so fucking beautiful. I look like I got hit by a truck. A hot truck."
I snorted, still breathless. "Romantic."
"I am romantic," he said, grinning as he kissed my temple. "I just fucked you in front of a mirror and said I love you. That's like... the Notebook meets porn."
I laughed. He grinned against my shoulder.
After a few quiet moments, he finally exhaled like he'd just come back from the fucking moon. His lips pressed softly to my shoulder. Then again, lower, to the curve of my spine.
"Don't move," he murmured, already sliding off the bed. "I got you, baby."
I figured he was grabbing water. Maybe a towel. I didnβt expect him to come back with a warm cloth from the sink, kneel between my legs like I was something treasured, and clean me up with that same lovestruck, wide eyed look like I'd just walked out of a dream and let him touch me.
"I'm literally never gonna be with anyone after you." He murmured, out of nowhere.
I blinked. "...What?"
"I'm serious," he said, tossing the towel aside and crawling back into bed beside me; naked, still panting a little, like just talking about losing me was enough to knock the wind out of him. "You ruined me, baby. I'm broken. You think I'm ever gonna find someone else? No way. It's you or no one."
I huffed a laugh, rolling onto my side as he pulled me into his chest. "You're so dramatic."
"I'm not!" he insisted, kissing my forehead with a ridiculous amount of sincerity. "If you die, I'm burying myself with you. Like. In the casket. Big spoon. Holding hands."
I snorted. "You're not even gonna try to move on?"
"Nope. Already decided," he said, wrapping his arms around my waist. "If it's not you, I'm going full cryptid mode. Live off moss and grief."
I tilted my head to look at him. "A cryptid?"
"A hot cryptid," he clarified. "With excellent hair and devastating emotional trauma from losing his wife."
I laughed again, breathless, burying my face in his chest. He pulled me even closer, our bodies as close as two humans could get, and peppered my skin with kisses anywhere he could reach.
It wasn't unlike Satoru to spiral after sex. Wasn't unlike him to babble, to swear I was the best thing that ever happened to him.
But what always got me, what always stuck, was that I could tell he meant it. Every word. Every time. When he said he was ruined for anyone else? He wasn't kidding. He was mine. Entirely. Irreversibly. And he'd stay that way, whether I liked it or not.
He pulled me tighter, his hand resting over my shoulder blade, thumb brushing the fabric of his shirt still clinging to my skin. I felt his lips move against my temple as he spoke again, voice softer now. Less teasing.
"You know how some guys get post nut clarity?"
"Mmm," I hummed, smiling into his chest.
"Yeah," he sighed. "I, however, have post nut sincerity."
I snorted.
"No, genuinely," he insisted, pulling back just enough to look at me. "My brain doesn't reset after sex. It just... confirms everything I already knew."
I blinked up at him, and he cupped my face in one of those big, warm hands. Still smiling. But his eyes⦠soft. Certain.
"I love you. You're it for me," he said. "And every time we're like this? I feel it even more. Like my body's catching up to what my heart already knew."
It was annoyingly sweet. Devastating, even.
We were quiet after that. Tangled under the sheets, my legs hooked around his, my head tucked beneath his chin. The air smelled like sweat and sex and something heavier. Not empty. Not awkward. Just... peaceful.
"I can't believe you almost cried during mirror sex," I teased, half asleep, smiling.
"I didn't almost cry," he insisted, instantly defensive. "I whimpered with emotion. There's a difference."
"Sure, Romeo."
"I'm serious," he groaned, burying his face in my hair. "You looked so good I thought I was being punished. Like, spiritually."
I laughed, tilting my chin up to look at him. He was smiling. That soft, boyish smile he only wore after he'd come undone and stitched himself back together in the safety of my arms.
I kissed the underside of his jaw, lazy and slow.
He hummed, content.
"Tomorrow I'm going to the hardware store and buying three more mirrors for the ceiling."
I blinked. "What?"
"Ceiling mirrors," he said, dead serious. "Strategic angles. Full coverage. I want the IMAX experience next time."
I groaned into his chest, swatting at him half heartedly as he grinned like an idiot.
And he just wrapped his arms around me tighter, kissing my temple as he laughed.
"Don't worry, babe," he murmured. "It'll be tasteful. Classy. Just me, you, and a hundred reflective surfaces."