mountain troll

🌲👽🌲 I will never have enough pairs of cool socks• they/them •instagram: @extraterrestrial.hippie•

[69420angrycrabs]

12 y/o me, watching haruhi be feminine and masculine and not caring what gender ppl see her as:

[appraisedtiktoks]

[ip2lb]

Person with a mullet wearing a muscle shirt in a garage: You might think these are some normal cowboy boots, they ain’t. These are boot scooters. [Takes wheels out of dusty boots and stomps them on the ground] If you ain’t bootin’…You ain’t scootin’. [wheels away and runs into a fridge]

[koke-cola]

I’m not even sure which one I’m more like

[kitten-jumin]

This is the first time I have heard uptown funk

[viejospellejos]

AUDIO POR DIOSSSSSS!!!!

[just-cat-memes]

[pussylipgloss]

me and strawberry lemonade svedka

[qoa]

me with patron silver tbh

[bangays]

tbh strawberitas

[krillex-deactivated20130910]

i just picked up one of the road paint things off the ground reality is definitely falling apart

[eurazba]

Howl making his contract with Calcifer

[extraterrestrial-hippie]

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OnlyFans

[sleepnoises]

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

[skinhorses]

[sleepnoises]

THIS person is valid, as is their grandmother

[thegraftedbranch]

Woke up today and groaned at a few people being Wrong on the Internet. Clocked into writing center orientation from 10:00-12:00. Fascist insurrection stormed the Capitol.

[sleepnoises]

Fucked up yet predictable that this post stays relevant

[insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea]

[littlealienproducts]

Mushroom Incense Holder by Alfiggery  

[my-gender-is]

My gender is the operatic section in Bohemian Rhapsody

[my-gender-is]

My gender is the Nature Valley granola bar that’s been pulverized in the bottom of your backpack for a year

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.

his reanimated corpse son:

[aberrantemotion]

So I’m gonna kill your wife

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

this is my favorite reply on this post because for a moment I forgot the creature kills victor’s wife and i thought you were threatening me

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

[thicceon]

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

[powerfulwizard]

deodorant

[bloomflowersbloom]

I cant wait to be the healthiest version of myself

[funnymemes-and-kinkydreams]