paralormal investigations

hi. my name is joan lalonde-egbert, and this is my blog where i can talk to my friends and answer questions and maybe even share some cool paranormal lore with you guys! i'm 17 years old and i want to be a ghost negotiator and paranormal investigator! oh, and by the way, i'm not white, okay? i'm hapa. that means half hawaiian half white! so get it right, okay? Current M!A: None. ((Faceclaim is Keisha Castle-Hughes.))

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exuberantbanter said: trickster. and yes, yes i am.

OH!! YES. IT’S PRETTY GREAT.

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being a trickster or me being silly?

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yeeeeeeeep.

[/as she disappears, he lies on his couch, face buried in a pillow and voice muffled]

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good, because it was either that or peanut butter cookies, and i don't feel like dying.

-With that, she gets baking!-

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[/he sends her a thumbs up as reply]

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-Joan strides to the kitchen, taking stock of ingredients.-

...hmmmm. oatmeal cookies fine with ya?

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….Mmmmph. I guuuuuesss.

[/he looks rather discontent for a moment, before shrugging it off with another confused smile]

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so! may i borrow your kitchen?

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[/he shrugs]

Not peeeermanent.

[/worse has happened, right?]

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still, you shouldn't be banging around when you're this slow and clumsy, no offense. it's best to just ride it out, right?

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Yooooou’re all actiiiiiing.

Like I’m. Gonne die.

Pfffhhehehe [/bursts into a fit of giggles at the thought]

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and you're acting high!

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…..heh.

Kay.

[/he moves to sit, very slowly, a hand running through his hair]

Yooooou’re all weird.

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what! how am i all weird?

-She scowls.-

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Pfffffff. Why?

[/both her and Charlie think the same thing—but it’s not like he’s gonna die!]

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because if you do i'll make you cookies.

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Mayyyyyybe?

Magic.

Loooooooads of maaaagic.

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i think you should lie down.

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FIGE FIGE FIGE!!!

buh buh papir for crayon!!! 

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sometimes adults put other stuff on paper.

-she leads him to the fridge, where she pins it up.-

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uh-huh, i had to write a biiiiiig long paper about history. three pages!

-She gives him a kiss on the forehead.-

you can keep it if you want, birdy boy.

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writes on papir??? 

nuh uh auntie cannum has it 

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i wrote it on the computer then printed it out on paper.

mmmm, i have to find the perfect place to hang this! do you think it'd look nice on the fridge?

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uh huh!!! lotsa funs!!

wah auntie doeses?

/Hold up the picture of auntie!!!/  

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i went to school and then i went home and wrote a paper. oooooh, awesome picture! can i keep it to remind me of you?

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/You look at the picture and bite your lip before handing it to auntie./ 

skoo skoo!!! anin saids befores me shouldum be ins pwe skoo wrote paper??? 

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uh-huh, i had to write a biiiiiig long paper about history. three pages!

-She gives him a kiss on the forehead.-

you can keep it if you want, birdy boy.

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uh huh!!! lotsa funs!!

wah auntie doeses?

/Hold up the picture of auntie!!!/  

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i went to school and then i went home and wrote a paper. oooooh, awesome picture! can i keep it to remind me of you?

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/Start looking through a bunch of sheets of paper!!! You did paint auntie, you know you did because you accidentally made her hair purple./

uh huhs me gon find it 

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wow, you painted a lot. must have been a fun day.

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exuberantbanter replied to your post: goodness, that’s lovely! what is it?

oh, yes, i can see that! it’s a very pretty kitty! -She beams at him.-

and dis one dady an papi!!!

/This one may or may not resemble two people holding hands./ 

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ooooh, it's great! did you paint me?

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me painted todays!!!!!! paint messy!!!!

can i see?

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