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knightlyhoods-deactivated202404

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

did-you-know

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

aclockworknick

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

wellshitcaitlin

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

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youngharlemnigga

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

blackamydunne1-deactivated20170

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

justprisonersoflove-deactivated

How am I both of these people

hulahoopofsalt

Any Blog without this picture will be deleted in the following 24 hours.

mrs-n-uzumaki

When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually

skipperthekangaroo

is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two

were married in real life?

mrs-n-uzumaki

You just made my post 200% better.

jennytrout

Wait for it, because in real life:

Cheated on:

With:

finallysomegoodfuckingcontent

Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward

spoonmeb

oooooooooogurl

sodomymcscurvylegs

Me, listening to all of this Goddamned tea spilling:

firstladyfeyre-deactivated20170

Wait what

Shaved my pussy for my master's friend. I hope he likes it 😋

#nsfw

dunwithdjspookyjim

you have fallen from the sky..

ruby/ twenty one pilots

zackisontumblr

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

yes babe

you’re cute

of course i will bring you snacks

my dick is 3 feet long

you’re always right babe i’m sorry

itsagifnotagif

I am deceased

xgxnxrx

So apparently this happened and I’m living for it

lucyvallely

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Do you remember the 21st night of September?

wereyoulookingforsomething-deac

theyre so good holy shit

the nuances in the movement

the two dancers who are in the center

they have no inhibitions

they have no problems in life

what is this

why is this the happiest video i have ever seen?

mogifire

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remember that 2001 disney channel original movie “luck of the irish” where the kid found out he was a leprechaun and took down the huge potato chip company to get his family’s gold charm heirloom to prevent that evil leprechaun from controlling his family which had the iconic opening scene where he was in his class taking a quiz and didnt feel like doing it so he randomly selected a bunch of answers and turned it in and the teacher was like yo i saw you you kno this class has a no guessing policy these answers are…. correct…….. i apologize… anyways so like today i was in class and i guessed on my entire math multiple choice quiz without even reading the questions and when i got it back i had a hundred AND my mom’s irish so like what i wanna say is i think im a leprechaun destined to destroy capitalism