🌱momo

Ca // 20 // 🍑

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you

dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)

scientist: uh…

[negrohorror-deactivated20200704]

keep thanos away from shuri, peter, and groot

[glitchyoongi]

hobi and tan-ie

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

When the depression meme fad ended but u still have like……actual depression

[ignisgayentia]

when t'challa sees nakia for the first time in black panther and he freezes and says that soft little “hi” to her reblog if u agree

[donutmongoose-deactivated202104]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.

then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.

[apetemoss]

We have god mode or one hit K/O no in between

[bloomflowersbloom]

[dumbassity-deactivated20180202]

I’m an introvert and I would never do this. Being an introvert, I don’t really care if people know I’m an introvert or not.

[cametobrazil]

[evilrashida]

so sick of seeing all these big headed light skin girls who don’t wear makeup on my dash is that all you niggas like Jesus

[dovesflyforever]

Now let this post had been about dark skin girls…

[evilrashida]

Well it’s about big headed light skin girls who don’t wear makeup. Is that you? Problem?

[dovesflyforever]

Oh no baby, no problem here. I’m proud of my no makeup wearing, big beaded, lightskinned-ness. It’s just funny to me how everybody wants to bring light to colorism in the black community ONLY when it’s about dark skinned individuals.

[evilrashida]

It’s funny to me that your proud to have a big ass head and a dry face. Bless you tho.

[dovesflyforever]

It’s funny to me that you’re a grown ass adult and don’t know the difference between “you’re” and “your.”

[evilrashida]

That’s nice big head. Keep ya head up Queen. I know it’s hard supporting all the weight from your large. Yellow head but you got this sis 🙌🏿

[laffgaff]

I just farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

[infamousprincejayyeee-deactivat]

[spankmehillary-deactivated20220]

What song is this Nicki verse from?

[blackgrlsaremagic]

@beccflix

[stilinski]

me: *spends $3″

me: 

[non-binary-bun]

All y’all saying ed sheeran doesn’t have struggles like

Being that ugly can’t be easy

[dantecain]

This is like… really mean?

Ed Sheeran does have struggles and he’s been through some rough shit.

You know he ran away from home at 14, right?

[non-binary-bun]

What really? Fuck I had no idea

[dantecain]

Yeah.

And The Shire hasn’t been the same without him.

[bricesander]

[hip-hop-fanatic]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[blazeofgold-deactivated20190921]

I can stomach bro-type boys who actually are quite sweet and loveable beneath their bro exterior significantly more than like, guys who study philosophy and write “poetry” but beneath it all actually have the skewed moral compass and heedless self absorption of your common or garden bro.

[outlaw-queen-deactivated2018061]

chris evans vs james franco

[verdantelf]

joey tribbiani vs ross gellar