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neo(n) aka gargoyle(s). any pronouns (they/xe/ae/she/he if u need inspo). an entire mess. icon credit goes to @profoundlyexceeded. the old guard sideblog is @afreakingbattleaxe. have a cookie while you're here (if u want)🍪.

[louisegluckpdf]

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

[straycatj]

mr j are you silly

Yep, but I know how to catch bugs more than you

[doctorwhowatchesthewatchmen]

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

[rhinco]

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

[dremiruu]

very aware that this fandom is LONGG dead but i accidentally became obsessed with wolf 359 in the year of our lord 2026 so. lol here's a quick lovelace i drew a while ago (while procrastinating studying for finals) and rediscovered lately

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[loveridden1999]

you got a fast car is it fast enough so you can fly away? you gotta make a decision leave tonight or live and die this way

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[servicebunny]

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

[doublism]

i don't really think it's like that at all

[peg-the-empire]

sorry i cheered when you removed your frock coat. do you still find me ravishing?

[t-valentines]

all foppish dandies know is eat cucumber sandwiches, be bisexual, and lie

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[thereigning-lorelai]

He’s a mechanic, I think. He uses a metal form of xenon. He can make anything. And if I can’t understand what he’s saying, which is most of the time, he puts on a little puppet show for me and my tiny brain.

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

bonus:

[holedyke]

obsessed with this pic from the wiki for kneading (cats)...eternal sweetness....

[butch-bara]

[errorschacha]

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

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