That’s A Yikes From Me

24. Melbourne.

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[girl-effigy]

do you think it feels good for wolves to go awoo i think it feels good

[queerdiazs-deactivated20250108]

the urge to write never leaves but the motivation to do so is a lover lost at war

[firefrightfic]

to anyone missing my writing please know i am also missing my writing

[timemachineyeah]

People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

[timemachineyeah]

70% of the planets surface is undrinkable uninhabitable death water that sharks love. How is that a human-centric design.

[fetus-cakes]

the earth was created for various types of crabs

[exitwound]

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

[lesbianredpanda]

I'm giving it all she's got boss

[funnytwittertweets]

[inkskinned]

executive dysfunction is legitimately physically uncomfortable. i’ll be trapped between two things, weirdly caught on how-much-time-it-might-take-me. i take hours worried im going to take hours doing things. i’ll sit on the floor for the entire day, caught up in the middle of not-doing the chores i actually do want to be doing.

& the amount of mental energy that goes into it. & the legitimate amount of anger and discomfort and self-hate. is not “being lazy”.  it’d be a lot less work if i didn’t have to fight myself to just get up and do it. 

i just need you to understand it’s not effortless. it’s never effortless. it’s not “okay let me just get up and finally start doing this.” it’s more like. i am slamming my foot on the pedal but the car is in neutral and nothing is moving. it’s more like shouting instructions into a dying telephone. it’s more like being trapped in a small electric box, and someone who hates me is administering shocks. 

im trying. im trying. please help me get up.

[zagreus]

invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[osanzo]

[howls-tiddy-castle-deactivated2]

Blathers: Hideous ugly bug. Foul. Absolutely repulsive. Anyway I'm going to lovingly care for this ugly ugly creature. Please bring me more. Thank you. Yuck.

[scalestails]

She knocked over a box of recyclables and loafed in it.

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

[weaver-z]

Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she’s casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only

[dragonfurs]

*puts the difficulty on easy because I know who I am and I enjoy having fun*