Allotriomorph

Factory-reject memes, almost as good as the real thing! Warning for horror and gore, but everything is properly tagged; yell at me if it isn't. [CAUTION] reminder that this blogger is legally a fungus. Tell me what xenodocheionology means without googling it and I'll draw you something nice. or horrible

[fetus-cakes]

if you’re a transphobe I’ll remove all your bones free of charge ♡

[plum-soup]

[aint-love-heavy]

Tag yourself I'm the fourth one

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

They literally can't tag themselves. That's what the scientists are for

[cloudabserk]

the sexism in naruto is actually so crazy and all encompassing. every female character is defined by her relationship to men. the majority are boy-crazy. and it’s constantly remarked upon how weak they are when compared to their male teammates.

not only that but the main male characters actively dislike the women they’ve been paired off with. shikamaru is into temari but his infinite dream is not having to marry her. sai ends up with ino despite finding her ugly. naruto thinks hinata is weird and boring. sasuke’s dislike of sakura is infamous.

adult men’s interest in women is seen as comical and alien. (reactions to the sexy jutsu, jiraiya harassing women). almost all of the adult men are perpetual bachelors or sex perverts (and those who aren’t are stand ins for “mom and dad”).

when boys actually do like girls, it’s to show goofy immaturity and innocence (naruto’s crush on sakura that he grows out of as he reaches maturity, lee’s crush which is dropped entirely, obitos crush on rin which lasts into adulthood just to show he isn’t entirely separate from the boy he once was)

the whole ninja society likes to imagine it is a mostly gender blind world where women can thrive but this is SO obviously untrue. women are almost always healers and support. women make up less than 1/3 of the ninjas even at genin level. girls are almost all desperate to become wives and earn the attention of boys who don’t even like them!

mikoto uchiha was a jonin and presumably directly descended from the uchiha line (based on characters commenting that she/sasuke look just like izuna uchiha), but we only ever see her retired and raising her sons while her husband gets to be clan leader. (why?? if he married into the main family and she is an extremely capable ninja??)

similarly kushina uzumaki is borderline royalty and a jinchuriki, but her husband is hokage. once again the mother carries on the burden of power (for her sons to inherit) but the father has the title and status.

even the backstory of ninja enforces this. kaguya literally ate the forbidden fruit, giving the gift of chakra to all of humanity but also dooming them to fight for eternity. literally womens original sin …

anyway it’s not that all this sexist shit is in the story. it’s that kishimoto seemingly has no idea it’s there and believes the women he writes have epic girl power. how do you even do this by accident. why does every boy hate their wife. why did kaguya commit the original sin ! the girl characters want so badly to be with a boy but they don’t even care that the boy doesn’t like them back!! sakura and hinata are in loveless marriages of obligation and THEY DONT EVEN CARE??? they’re into it??? does kishimoto think men are universally forced to marry women they don’t like? does he blame women for this?WHY IS THE ORIGINAL SIN DRIVING THE BUS ALL THE SUDDEN?

[findchaos]

We visited an old glass factory that was converted into a park and the photos can get very surreal.

[sourcreammachine]

[kippwire]

salmonling designs for raiders

[poison-ivy-im-far-from-good]

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tlbodine]

For the last goddamn time...

"Kill your darlings" means "if something is holding you back, get rid of it, even if it sounds pretty."

That's it! That's all it means! It means if you're stuck and stalled out on your story and you could fix the whole block by removing something but you're avoiding removing that thing because it's good, you remove that thing. That's the darling.

It does NOT mean

That you have to get rid of your self-indulgent writing

That you should delete something just because you like it (?wtf?)

That you need to kill off characters (??? what)

That you have to pare your story down to the absolute bare bones

That you have to delete anything whatsoever if you don't want to

The POINT is that you STOP FEELING GUILTY for throwing out good writing that isn't SERVING THE STORY.

The POINT is that you don't get so HUNG UP on the details that you lose sight of the BIG PICTURE.

Good grief....

[prof-grace-aspen]

Also, you don't have to like, delete it from existence. Keep a second document full of the Darlings. You never know when you'll need it later.

[earhartsease]

yes, your killed darlings are ripe for rebirth

[eldritchsandwich]

compost your darlings

recycle your darlings

Darlings who don't fit this narrative go into the use later folder

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"creatives are all insane" = boring and overdone

"creatives are all perverts" = objectively true every time

[innerchildabortionclinic]

people are always saying things such as "this story/movie/show has incredible worldbuilding if you look past a few questionable scenes". the authors not disguised fetish that's a part of the creative process

[pluviofleur]

stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

[pluviofleur]

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

im watching a speedrun of some dumb "backrooms" game and this tutorial tip it gives you is killing me

[jestergal]

the youtube monsters they added to the backrooms watching me drink almond water

[ps2polpo]

For those wondering why almond water, earlier stories about the backrooms mention an almond smell. Now a bunch of people who don't know how to do horror well seem to have jumped to the idea that this almond smell is some magic cure all almond water

It should be noted that an almond smell is a common sign of cyanide which flew over those people's heads

[patema-introverted]

[patema-introverted]

[riphimopen]

we wouldnt be lesbians wed be straight, because i would be making out with a chick and that’s straight, and you would be making out with a chick and thats straight. but then we would be two straight dudes making out. so we’d be gay. FUUUUU

[lizrust]

More of Beavis and Butt-Head in Silent Hill

[ximiandingshi]

Disorder

[ximiandingshi]

[voiddrawsdaily2026]

hey i know i broke your lock again but i really need you to hear me out on this mask killer theory. hey listen. where are you going. LISTEN DANIEL

[some-scribbles]

It's unfortunate that Rorschach from Watchmen has a reputation for a rancid fanboy fan base, because I truly believe he's one of the characters of all time.

Like. Dude's a sex repulsed misogynist. But his mask is part of a dress that he believes was ordered by Kitty Genovese, and he started as a vigilante after reading about her murder.

He's at least a little homophobic ("must investigate further"), but his uncomfortably long hand hold mirrors Dan's with Laurie. (And also he nor Moore would know this, but Kitty was a lesbian.)

He says he's not going to care if everybody dies but when it actually happens he does. If anything, he protests the hardest even if he knows it'll kill him.

Like. I want to study him like a bug. I want to chew on his characterization like gristle. But so much of his fan base is so rancid that you can't just say that he's your favorite character and it drives me bonkers.