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Eye(s) 22

[png-archive-chaos]

I roll up

[depsidase]

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[thestuffedalligator]

In my experience, horror fans are by and large lovely people with a very healthy relationship to their genre of choice, but sometimes they fuck up and say something that in their ears sounds very affirmative of the movie of discussion and to everyone else sounds like the most sinister shit.

[thestuffedalligator]

I mean the line that I think of first is “A kid dies in this movie.”

Which I suspect to horror fans is shorthand for “The director of this movie subverts horror tropes (wherein kids are usually immune to the monster/slasher/source of terror) to make something that is deliberately shocking. Seeing a child character die in this story is not a happy thing or a good thing, but for a horror story emphasizes that nobody is immune to the source of the terror, which makes the horror more serious and scarier.”

And to everybody else just sounds like “Oh this movie’s great! A kid dies in it!”

[archivalcamel]

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[calware]

her pesterchum initials are "ga" because she's "gay." follow for more deep-cutting analysis from your fav blogger calware

[oursystemblog]

[communistkenobi]

sometimes when I get mad online I have remind myself that the coolest and most reasonable friend I have doesn’t know who dril is and asked me to explain what the acronym “MCU” stands for, because she spends most of her free time watching documentaries about industrial disasters with her girlfriend and going to quarries to collect rocks together. a better world is possible and it’s out there right now

[notedchampagne]

later loser! you took the part that cared

[notedchampagne]

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fun fact! this image is titled kiriona hole

[ezzzyra]

the library branch I work at only has a copy Harrow and Nona. after htn came out gtn was read so many times the book fell apart and had to be withdrawn. it was never replaced because there’s another copy at a different branch—a branch without the other two books. so Gideon sits alone. apart from the others. and Harrow and Nona sit without Gideon. idk I just think there’s something soul crushingly poetic there

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[fluff-e-boy]

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

[fluff-e-boy]

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

[fluff-e-boy]

Bad salesman

[calliyx]

1M4G1N3 4LPH4 D4V3 W1TH L1TTL3 ROXY...

"you're a wizard roxy"

"waow..."

[blueey-jayzilla]

They are discussing very important shit right now