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I say smart things that only smart, cool, and sexy people understand. It's a curse, really. Not a blessing (I'm an atheist and God isn't real). I do have a religious zeal for Homestuck which plebs are too moronic to understand. My other intellectual pursuits include Undertale and Star Trek. I like to draw in my free time but I don't ever have free time because reading a 9,000 page web comic when you have a bad short-term memory necessitates constant re-reading. I also have other fun hobbies but there are so many things I'm talented and cool at that I can't bother to name them.

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I want Kris and Berdly to mack on each other so hard. I want to feel it in my heart. I want to feel it in my bones and in every nerve ending and every orifice. I want Kris to kiss that bird so bad it hurts. But it should and could hurt a lot more. That's my sermon 👏 Peace out nerds 🖕