*when you walk into your office for the day i'm sitting on your couch with my legs crossed and i have a thesaurus on my lap* good morn, my good sir. i'm here to give my sincerest apologies for my earlier misbehavior and lack of decorum. after careful testing and supervision, it was determined that my incivility and insolence was caused by the audacity of not being fully ingrained into "polite society." now, while i am still unsure of the exact classifications that determine respectful vs disrespectful behavioral practices; i am most ardently enthused to be more educated in the ways of this respectful "aristocracy", as they say, that my captors turned teachers have introduced me to. and to start off on the right foot of undoing my misdeeds on their precious way of living, they have sent me to profess the grounds for my previous irrationality to any good mannered folk that it might of impacted. i do think that you are one of those folk, mr. silco. for you have always treated me with grace and patience. now..... *lifts neck and points to a blinking camera on my collar* they have also sent me along with this curious little device attached to my collar; and though they did ask of me to not point this contraption out to you, i can't help but do so anyways in hopes that you might have an understanding what it is. i have never seen something quite like it! what say you, my dear acquaintance?
Well, "😺 anon," just take it off. Also, stop talking like a Piltover librarian. Were you bitten or something?
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