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OwO

What is this? There is no time for foolishness like this. Begone.

Went to go visit my good old friends at @eyespostbox! It was a wonderful time here in the dark room. Now you might be thinking, "Hey dude, you aren't supposed to be in there," and what I say to that is: Maybe they should've locked their facility properly, I got in here easy peasy. To whoever runs the account don't bother looking for me, I've already left. But don't worry, I'll be back. By the way please do send some more ciphers and stuff in your cryptic prose, they're very fun.

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Two steps ahead of us, are you?

“Ju eua coyn zu ykkq znk zxazn?”

Foolish, but we’ll implore you.

#pcfc #unreality #consideryourpreviousendeavors

What if they never met? No one would have to know :)

That’s a lot of strings one would have to pull in order to achieve that. Their lives are quite intertwined, after all. We suppose that, perhaps, it could be possible. Only theoretically of course. To separate them would take an act stronger than our own collective force, we can admit that openly. Our influence can only extend so far.

#pcfc #unreality #cpercy #pcfc backwards #E.Y.E.S. corp

if you kill his husband he'd have way more time to take pictures of things

This is a… tempting offer. However, the host we chose is unfortunately quite fragile. He is weak in ways that we aim to make him stronger. Employee 001’s husband is fiercely protective of him. This only benefits us. It too is a form of entertainment in and of itself to watch them interact. They really are quite hopeless for one another. We cannot take employee 001’s husband out of the picture if he helps provide the framework. Stability is key.

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We should have never given employee 001 a camera. All he ever does is take pictures of his husband and the occasional sunset. This is not the outcome we anticipated when hiring employee 001.

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Employee 001 has left us unattended.

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We have come here to inform you, dear viewers, that employee number 001 is temporarily out of commission due to a lack of oxygen from laughing at, and we quote, “dickle my chickle” jokes originating from the community pavilion. Employee 001 will return to his post once he has recovered.

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