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AC ALIGNMENT CHART based on the vibes i get from my dash

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#assassin's creed #acedit #gamingedit #userbryn #tuserautumn #alethiometry #eivor-basim #this isn't a callout post except that it is #<33 #desmond babe im sorry you're left out you are both all of these and also just a king xx #myedit #eivor #altair ibn la'ahad #arno dorian #ezio auditore #jacob frye #alexios #connor kenway #ratonhnhaké:ton #edward kenway #shay cormac #bayek of siwa

Darby McDevitt is back at Ubisoft for Hexe AND I ONLY JUST FOUND OUT OH MY GODD

#assassin's creed #update on my life: same shtty job same shtty place #but I moved on from tiktok to twitter now 😂😂#so at least fandom is still fandoming

"whenever I need maintenance I find myself at Leonardo's door" oh my god Ezio just admit he sucks you off already

#anyway y'all I'm a masochistic who making AC memes on tiktok now because I secretly quite enjoy ragebaiting dudebros with bi Ezio #ezio auditore #ac2 #assassin's creed brotherhood #assassin's creed #ezioleo

mocha-bunnie

Babysitting

you're laughing? Ezio Auditore had a 43 yr long situationship with renowned painter and inventor Leonardo da Vinci and you're LAUGHING???

#assassin's creed #ezio auditore #leonardo da vinci #ezioleo

you're laughing? Ezio Auditore had a 43 yr long situationship with renowned painter and inventor Leonardo da Vinci and you're LAUGHING?

#assassin's creed #ezio auditore #ezioleo #leonardo da vinci

I hate tiktok

#its been a week since i posted that video about WOMEN #and they wont stop talking about MEN 😡

t00thpasteface

patron request!

#assassin's creed #ezio auditore #altair ibn la'ahad #arno dorian #edward kenway #alexios #jacob frye #bayek of siwa #tiktok is scary ya'll i hate normies </3 #fandom has changed so much i hate to be an old fart but can't people just enjoy things these days?!?!??#if im still in the squid game fandom in march 25 thats my business not urs

ezioauditore-s

Y'all I made ONE assassin's creed video on tiktok and immediately got into a argument abt female characters with someone using ai to try and call me out

ezioauditore-s

Imma make one abt the men getting pegged that'll really piss them off

#i just wanna make ezio thirst traps 😓😓#gotta weed out the freaks beforehand though

Y'all I made ONE assassin's creed video on tiktok and immediately got into a argument abt female characters with someone using ai to try and call me out

#assassin's creed #i miss it here where's my old Tumblr fandom babes pls come back to me tiktok is hell

kagamikoi

"You are a mystery, Ezio Auditore"

#i wish i had the smarts and the confidence of sofia #if a hot dilf was in my vicinity I'd shut down in nerves 🤤🤤

so i did a thing-

#me: i wanna see the sights & eat pasta #also me: Ezio Ezio Ezio Ezio #i think daily abt assassins creed how is it my fault???? like i had to

dykebeckett

sometimes a video game with a bad story has a good secret story that you can unlock if you pretend the bad parts aren’t there and make up a bunch of stuff

#i never liked assassins creed for the actual story - only the one the fandom made up #text

randomfandoms153

assassin's creed magic the gathering cards got teased

#pls mr auditore my migraines 😭

menoftiktok

Kurtis Conner | she in my assass til I creed 😈

ezioauditore-s

ok but the real tragedy of assassin's creed will always be the spiralling domino effect that underlies the series and that every protagonist is fundamentally just a pawn in a bigger game they'll never see and that they'll never be able to change because they are just a single piece of a puzzle which also means that every single tragedy that had happened to them doesn't matter to the predetermind bigger picture because it always had to happen the trauma was just collateral you can't escape it. altair watched his family die just so he could pass on a key. ezio's watched his family die so he could deliver one message that wasn't even meant for him. kassandra watched centuries rise and pass and empires crumble because she was only needed to pass on the staff to someone else.

ezioauditore-s

#its about your entire life boiling down to one moment and realising you are so insignificant in the grand scheme of things#you are a pawn with a job. and your suffering wasnt worth it @nebulacrum

#imagine if Ubisoft expanded on thus concept instead of the concept of micro transactions....#IT FUCKS ME UP DO YOU UNDERSTAND

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