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This is how modern-day Faerghus royalty works
They are the trash collectors. They are the dog walkers. They use their snouts to do the annual truffle treasure hunting.
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big man disturbing the peace. excuse me sir | source
This is how modern-day Faerghus royalty works
They are the trash collectors. They are the dog walkers. They use their snouts to do the annual truffle treasure hunting.
Royal protector keenly aware that he exists in the erotica genre going prematurely grey with how often the prince encounters fuck-or-die scenarios. Every garden must be avoided for fear of sex pollen. Every glass of wine must be tested for erotic stimulants. There's an indefinite moratorium on all gifts from the fae. And still every preventative measure proves futile; at least once a month, he finds his prince writhing in agony and begging for relief in a way he insists only his noble protector can provide.
Do you like Dimitri and Felix? Do you like putting Dimitri and Felix in situations? Because this year, we're excited to play Dimilix Week Bingo: None Of This Is A Metaphor with you!
Each square corresponds to a day—please use these perfectly normal prompts that are definitely not metaphors to create and participate with Dimilix joy in your heart. But for those who love Dimilixmaxing, stamp off your card and show us a bingo at the end for a gold star!
Please join us February 14-21, 2026 for our 7th year of Dimilixing!
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if we don't get a dimilix duo unit before fe heroes end of service, I will simply be forced to blow up intsys hq and also the earth with my mind.
i'm helping
no you guys we need to treat dimilix as incest so we can hit all three major cornerstones of evil shipping!!!! incest (raised like siblings), bestiality (canonical catboy dimitri and his canonical catboy dick), and abuse (felix won't let dimitri wipe the sauce off his face). it's important.
so sorry, you're right
Are we in our "Home for the Holidays with coffee" era?
Is Felix determinedly reading the contents and coffee percentage because he - and only he- knows exactly how much dosage Dimitri needs to function in the morning versus what will lead to him going out to collect fir trees while Dimitri accidentally falls asleep in Felix's bedroom?
More ZA spoilers
This, too, is the yuri dimilix
just when I thought prompts were gonna be even harder this year. excited for whoever gets matched with me!
I'm sorry, I accidentally deleted your ask because it was too powerful. but also are you saying you don't want to fill felix with eggs and unfill dimitri is microplastics. it's a win-win!!!
I'M NOT SURE HOW THIS IS GETTING THE PLASTIC OUT OF DIMITRI
you never know what will work until felix gets rawdogged and filled with dangerous crow boy eggs. like maybe the plastic goes into the production of the egg shells. don't you think they should at least try. for the sake of the environment 🥺
how many times is dimitri going to have to lay eggs at this rate
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Is this Faerghus Spring Traditional or Harvest Festival?
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I took part in dimilix yuri zine!! If you'd like to read the entire thing in one go along with other super-neat dimilix works, you can download this zine for free!!
Swamp Thing 3/3 chapters whooo
PG-ish it is a spiritual successor / sequel(ish) from the Labyrinth AU except this time it is an 80s movie about 80s teens and schlocky B-movie horror scenario (the horror is that Dimitri breaks an arcade machine)
I wrote a mini-story for Dimilix Wedding Book and you should absolutely look into it because it is full of fantastic creators!!
FIC REC LIST FOR DIMILIX WEEK
Intro - I tried to pick out some samplings of fics that I read multiple times and/or are interesting and unique! But caveat that my tastes tend to run along the supernatural / fantastical more than canon-adjacent. I said it before but I enjoy Felix having to confront the (literal / metaphorical) darkness of Dimitri, and I also enjoy things like Felix being clowned on. Also - Faerghus being wild and woolly and full of old traditions is neat.
I also have A/B/O in here because - Felix getting clowned on, as it were.
Also I apologize - I made this list between shoveling snow and other things so I probably missed some or didn’t explain well and so on and so on. You should 1000% check out all the authors on this list and see all their stuff!
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this is not supposed to be a long one I swear it was based on a convo I had and is a loose sequel to Labyrinth AU because 80s dark fantasies are fun
Also warning of parental abuse / neglect because Rufus is in it
Also also the title is not, in fact, an old horror movie. It's an 80s song.
I did make progress on TWO fics!!
First is academy A/B/O wherein Dimitri is a bit of a mess and Felix is cagey about it.
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and the second is a mecha / space AU because I hadn't really done much with that before...
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hopefully not take a billion years updating either of them
(talking about a Feilx as Puss in Boots situation it is but an amorphous idea at this point)
“Cats don’t normally wear boots though, is all I’m saying.” Annette mused as she rudely lifted Felix up into her arms. As though Felix was some animal to be coddled! “Are you sure you’re not under some curse or something?”
“I’ve always been a cat.” Felix took the opportunity to survey the many, many students of the academy around them. There were plenty of cats, to be certain, but other cats were poor company. They only cared about fish and warm beds and murdering mice in the most efficient way possible.
Ambition. That was what was missing. Who wanted to live a life of mouse catching and meat and laze about while people scratched your ears? Or worse, somehow create a dynasty and bicker over small territories when there were swords and unknown places and challenges larger than the noisy grey mutt that Professor Seteth walked around with all day.
And -
“Oh, Annette, good morning.”
Felix’s tail twitched. He sat up in Annette’s arms as she fumbled around to hold him properly.
“Hi Dimitri!” Annette awkwardly waved, clutching to Felix as his legs dangled downwards and his belly swung indignantly beneath her arm. “Were you in the training grounds again?”
Dimitri, prince of some country to the north, permanent fixture on the training grounds, with his perfect golden hair and bright blue eyes and ability to snap swords in half, began walking towards them. He didn’t smile so much as look pleased, hastily brushing some of his sweaty noodle-bangs from his forehead. “Is it so obvious?” He paused, tilting his head as he noticed Felix. “Ah - is this?”
Felix hissed as Dimitri reached out with a gloved hand.
“This is - Mister Grumpy. And he only pretends to be mean.” Annette glowered down at Felix. “He’s um, he helps me with my homework.”
“Oh.” Dimitri blinked. “Ah, that is kind of him. “ He looked down, offering a fake smile. “I don’t suppose you can help me with my own studies, can you?”
Felix really wanted to tell him off. Mostly because -
There was something very, very, very strange about Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd.
(from a conversation about infinite mirrors on bluesky)
It was a trick. Some sort of illusory spell cast by that witch that hid behind the face of a saint. No wonder Rufus believed all sorts of nonsense if that snake was poisoning his ear.
Felix should have known.
He should have known a lot of things.
But that was then, and now he was racing through hallway after hallway of mirrors, each one seemingly infinite and wrong.
Dimitris stared back at him. The one to Felix's right was too tall. The one to Felix's left was too charming. The one staring vacantly as he approached a corner was too helpless.
Wrong. Wrong. They were all wrong.
How many had he seen so far? Hundreds? Thousands?
How long had he been trapped? Hours? Years? His body didn't ache yet…
Yet there was no sense of time.
There… in the corner of Felix's eye…
There. That one. The one that didn't look at Felix with happiness but…
Worry.
Felix reached out and the Dimitri, the one with a slightly crooked nose and scarred fingers and all the happiness of a scorned puppy….
The world snapped.
“How did you know?” Dimitri asked, later, safe and sound beneath Felix's body in their tent.
“How did you?” Felix asked instead, unsure of just how he could explain the myriad of messy Dimitri tells.
Dimitri tapped Felix's cheek.
Felix blinked.
“You always miss this spot.” Dimitri answered gently. “When you eat curry.”
Now that Twitter is yeeting out of existence, I am going to try and save / share some of the drabbles I've written over the years here.
So on one hand - sorry for the spam.
on the other hand... dimilix....