atrocious but in an artistic way

ezra h. finnegan > they/them > 23 > the crappiest SCP you’ll ever meet

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[babushkaat]

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[kidzbopdeathgrips]

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

[wunderwirker]

[orange-catsidy]

[brxdyking]

[theatricdawn]

Literally him lmao. Except he doesn't even have a MATTRESS

[mortalityplays]

calories are one of those things like mbti where the very minute of the hour of the day that you find out what it actually is, you stop giving any credibility to anyone who uses it as a serious scientific data point for the rest of your life

[mortalityplays]

so basically the human body runs on mana points, which it gets from consuming food and drink. you can check how many mana points a food type has by checking the fire damage output when you put it in an explosion chamber. btw you should rewrite your life and health and moral and beauty standards around this idea.

[mortalityplays]

why do some people seem to get more mana points from the same food type than others? well they probably have a syndrome you see. the science is airtight.

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[lmk-vibes]

Get a job? The thing that killed Jonathan Sims?

[birdsofpasssage]

wikihow do i end my sisyphus cycle

[noctilin]

preview of my piece for @p3reflect, a tarot card project! i had the honors to do the emperor card for akihiko ^_^

preorders are currently ongoing until july 10th! at least 50% of the profits will be donated to CareForGaza ❤️

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[robylovi]

I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

[ninewheels]

#at least once a month I think about that one post about laminating a paper towel#and how that makes it immortal but also forever prevents it from fulfilling its true purpose#yes you will live. but at the cost of everything that makes you You

(courtesy of noknowshame)

[qosic]

The Dark Hour (Reloaded)

[my-brain-is-rotting]

"I asked chat gpt"

Sucks for you, I asked the ceasless watcher and I now legally own your most traumatic experience

[in-snakes-and-time]

season 1: I'm Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of Magnus Institute, London. My professional opinion is that this is all horseshit and everyone that isn't me needs psychiatric help. Statement ends.

season 2: Supplemental: God lives inside the printer and he keeps telling me my assistants are murderers. I am inclined to believe him based on the fact that Martin told to have a nice day. Innately suspicious behavior.

season 3: My only friends are my ex-girlfriend, her cat, and the many scars I've gotten from various monsters and fear cultists.

season 4: You know, just being socially adept would solve a lot of my problems. Unfortunately, I was traumatized so thoroughly by age eight that I learned the best way to make friends is to blink at them slowly until they get the idea. This does not work when your evil patron god uses eyeballs to devour fear.

season 5: Either Jonah Magnus tells us where he took all the good cows, or my boyfriend and I bash his head in with a lead crowbar. It's his choice.

[seravph]

We’re not making it out of this one

[floridakilo]

when i meet a Masculine girl with strange demonic behavior a rancid aura oud note perfume homeless and gay looking clothes and has all the dead beat alcoholic father qualities