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ezra vinson slythern. total douchebag. + determined, quick witted, crafty - greedy, narcissistic, defiant

[the-alexandra-brooke]

  "Hey, all I was saying is she looks young. Never said anything about the methods."

[ezravinson]

"This is why I'm married to Brad, Jennifer." 

[annora-v-m-avery]

  I couldn’t give you the number of boys and girls I haven’t kissed because they were taken. 

I’m sure they don’t just talk about mon- actually they might. It’s so annoying. I’ll hang it up and then I’ll make everyone look at it. That way more people can admire you then go out and by your pictures. The ‘V’ stand for Valire which means to be strong and the ‘M’ stands for Maxine which stands for greatest. 

[ezravinson]

True dedication right there, you also probably don't want to risk becoming a pariah.

 They always talk about money, and then they talk shit usually, usually on a yacht. And now you have to do it, make sure you keep updating it every new month so everyone there working a desk job will have something to look forward to. Wow, your parents really looked into name meanings, I think mine means helper or something which doesn't make any sense. 

[paisleyvincent]

  "This isn’t the first time I’ve been asked and to me it’s a pure compliment. " She smirked and walked forward. "Darling, maybe I could keep you as my dog. Would you go and fetch me potions? You do have a bit of bite and I won’t deem you completely worthless. Now, mutt, you see others don’t quite share my opinion here anymore and that is the true tragedy. Is it not? I’d be careful with what you say, not that it would phase me but because I might not be so lenient the next time you try to nudge at me." Pais laughed, "How adorable."

[ezravinson]

"I'm glad you're taking it as a compliment, I don't mean to offend," He rolled his eyes at her "Nah, son, I'm not a dog, why would I be a dog? Are you into some kinky ass shit or something?" Ezra raised an eyebrow "That's not really a tragedy given your opinion is incredibly oppression and outdated, you know the death eaters disbanded in 1998 right? Get with the present, and you don't scare me, I don't know why you think you do. Do you do this with everyone? Do you jack off thinking about this at night?" 

[annora-v-m-avery]

  I have excellent self control. 

Overpriced suits keep out world going after all. You should give me a free calendar when you become famous. Make it out to Annora V. M. Avery. Ot the Senior Undersecretary. 

[ezravinson]

Do you now? 

Yes they do, so old white men can look classy while drinking wine, eating cheese, and talking about money or something. I will send you a free calender so you can hang it up in your fancy office, it'll be a package from Ezra Vinson, I didn't realize I needed to have two initials also. 

[paisleyvincent]

  "Oh, sweetheart. You will find all the chill you could dream of just by looking at my soul. Now, For some reason a mudblood thinks he can speak to me properly without a muzzle or something to keep in all your untimely diseases. Keep out of my way, Mutt. Or you won’t be as lucky the next time."

[ezravinson]

"Do you have a soul? Like is that a thing? Aren't you like Voldemort's cousin, because I'm pretty sure that dude didn't have a soul but maybe that's just something I heard." 

"So blood elitists still do roam the school, what a tragedy. Anyways, you're a bit of a try-hard aren't you? Stereotypical pureblood, we've got here boys, girls, and others. You trying to meet up to daddy's expectations?" 

[paisleyvincent]

  "Find my what, Mutt?"

[ezravinson]

"Your chill, you need to find your chill." 

"Was that whole mutt thing meant to insult me or something? Because it's not working, please try harder, humor me." 

[annora-v-m-avery]

  Don’t tempt me. 

Exactly. I’m glad this is finally making sense to you. It was obvious to me but I wasn’t sure if you liked other things than looking good. I can’t wait to see you on the cover of magazines. 

[ezravinson]

Control yourself. 

Yeah, there totally wasn't any sarcasm in what I said, okay. I do like doing other things, I like fashion which is apart of it, but yes I do love looking good and attention. All my other favorite activities I can do when I'm not modeling overpriced suits. 

[annora-v-m-avery]

  Rude. I should take away your wand. 

You shouldn’t assume things about me. So what do you want to do then? You seem like a seventh year. Aren’t seventh years supposed to have everything figured out by now?

[ezravinson]

You can't if you can't catch me. 

Right, right, not a muggle hater, just thinks muggles need help when they don't, totally not the same thing. Me? I know what I want to do, I'm gonna be a model, obviously. 

[annora-v-m-avery]

  Clean your room and brush your teeth and feed your pet and do well in school and get a job. 

Woah woah woah. I never said I hated muggles. Hate gives you wrinkles. Anyway, you just keep going in circles. Although thank you for realising my politician like qualities. 

[ezravinson]

You can't tell me what to do, mum. 

You didn't say you hate muggles, but you sort of implied it. And you said you wanted to be one, or something like that, I don't care to know a whole lot about government. 

[annora-v-m-avery]

  Then I guess you have to put up with it. Use that as motivation. 

Once again, your opinion. Nope. Sounds like it might kill me. I’ve only been on a skateboard like six times. Not half bad. 

[ezravinson]

Gross, you sound like my mother. 

Okay, so you've been on a skateboard, yet you hate muggles, or something. Muggles invented the skateboard, isn't it kind of hypocritcal in finding use of something they made and then say they need help? Well, you are planning on being a politician so I shouldn't be surprised. 

[real-tweets]

[roryavalon]

  "To say what? That you look like a washed up frat boy, Abercrombie model reject?"

[ezravinson]

"Damn, I'm sensing some hostility, you need to keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes." 

[roryavalon]

  "Ew, don’t make me gag."

[ezravinson]

"It's okay, I can't expect everyone to come out and be brave enough to say it." 

[paisleyvincent]

When people think I won’t snap their metaphorical necks, how—cute.

[paisleyvincent]

[ezravinson]

"Find your chill, man." 

[roryavalon]

[spots your character on the staircase next to her]

[ezravinson]

"Did my cuteness offend you?" 

[ashspencer]

  Moody? Au contraire, mon frère, I’m quite alright. Just bored with this place already.

[ezravinson]

How are you bored? This place has tons of things to mess with. 

[adamardall-blog]

  I’ll have to take a listen to her before I decide if that was meant to be an insult or not. 

[ezravinson]

I'm not sure if you even deserve to listen to her.