Total Trash Mammal

I'M GONNA GO RUN AROUND NAKED IN THE WOOOOOOODS!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[keatulie]

scottish wildcats look as if a witch w/ glasses turned themselves into a cat

[bunjywunjy]

McGonagall

[moved--306389]

That’s literally her description in the book

[did-you-know]

You can buy ‘enchanted’ roses just like the one in Beauty and the Beast. According to the UK company Forever Rose, their roses can live up to 3 years without sunlight or water- but if you keep them sealed in their glass domes, they reportedly stay alive and beautiful forever (aka 20+ years). Source Source 2

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[julius-novachrono]

She came for his whole LIFE

[mishacolins]

Unknown number: *calls me*

Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[barkycatbros]

Sometimes Quincey has to turn the key a few times before his meow engine will start. (Sound up.) 😹

[disgustinganimals]

less than 1 horse power tho

[stuffmikeclicked]

1 catpower

[6qubed]

it’s winter, so he needs to warm up a bit first is all

[aidashakur]

[caramelperfection]

FORREAL

[gif87a-com]

[megurashkarchived]

this is so funny

[catsbeaversandducks]

Catnip is a helluva drug…

Video by Sandra Dee Lutheran

[thecommonchick]

Same sis, same

[weloveshortvideos]

[spongy333]

she is healing herself!

[enterheavenalive]

Mood

[signify-nothing]

I have no idea why but this makes me really happy.

[chronicallyliv]

@horsemuttsandtats 💙💙💙💙

[michaelmilkers]

tbh im kinda glad that a lot of the realistic pokemon in the detective pikachu trailer are high key teetering on the edge of uncanny valley because like.. these are fantasy creatures that sort of talk and shoot fucking electricity and vines and fire and psychic energy out their eyeballs, they SHOULD look weird and alien. psyduck is a pokemon defined by the fact that it is experiencing an unending headache that motherfucker better look like he has seen the rise and fall of civilization itself. mr mime is literally like three brain cells away from being straight up human the sight of one should make me uncomfortable.

basically what im saying is we have been spoon-fed woobified anime pokemon for too long. put the monster back in pocket monsters.

[catsbeaversandducks]

[tastefullyoffensive]

So pretty.

[plasmalogical]

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

[digitalufo]

this is my flower boy. happy national dog day to my beautiful golden prince

[mjalti]

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

[humancoffeegrounds]

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

[mjalti]

bold of you to presume I can die

[crystalquintessential]

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

[aviculor]

god was kinkshaming satan

[dont-at-m3]

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

[seaflying-fliptuna]

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

[mjalti]

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,