whateva

if i softblock you for following me its not you its me, i just dont want anybody in my zero-follower fortress of solitude

[f-slur]

i wish i could let people follow me on here itd be awesome having mutuals but unfortunately i am insane and have to purge my followers regularly im sorry

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every time i grocery shop theres a little bar above my head gradually filling up indicating that im increasing my grocery shop skill my fun need is also replenished slightly

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every mfing day

[papayajuan2019]

clarity of thought is overrated. do it all muddy if you have to. look how the mud outside shapes the earth

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i came out of my mothers womb completely dry they took me out via c section said thats the driest baby ive ever seen

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sometimes ill go to the source of a post and reblog from there because i dont want somebody to know im looking at their blog but its like why dont i want them to know what would happen usually i have no good reason for this

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ow my fucking eyes balls

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need to steam my eyeballs

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i should buy one of those things thats like a small sauna just for your eyes

[lonelysummerbreeze]

2008

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taking care of these tomato plants is kinda starting to piss me off i just dontr have the money or the energy to full-ass it so im half-assing it and getting annoyed that it doesnt look aesthetic and that fruit production is suboptimal but without this i would have nothing right now no projects no hobbies which would be worse also theres a bumblebee that keeps visiting to check out the flowers and that alone kinda makes the whole thing worth it

[f-slur]

need to play buckshot roulette irl

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i love ants so much they could never make me hate a ant

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my driving instructor genuinely looks and sounds like he just turned 18 he cannot be older than 22 and like no offense to the little man he seems like an okay guy but our collective inexperience makes me nervous as fuck and i was already nervous to begin with but im too pussy to say i want the milf back so im stuck playing lobotomized batman and frustrated robin with this boy until fail or die whatever it was fine i did fine

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and on top of that i feel guilty for disliking his teaching style because he reminds me of my little brother so i guess i subconsciously feel protective of him and want to like him and be understanding of his lack of experience w teaching anyway i just found out im getting the milf back so i dont have to ride with him anymore but i hope the lil man has a nice life you did okay kid im just slow i need somebody closer to my own age i think

[lumsel]

genuinely this image is one my favourite works of art of the 21st century

[martwedziwki]

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im just gonna have to thug it out im gonna have to stoic it

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feeling unstable & unfit to operate a motor vehicle