[ruinedchildhood]

[yiffmaster]

[justjames]

*On phone non-stop*

*Puts phone down for 30 seconds*

15 MISSED CALLS

[danaziz]

Have u ever met the human version of a headache

[ashtrayolsen]

[stability]

I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing

[chickenclubsandwich]

truly a role model 

[beardhairdontcare-deactivated20]

Three straight boys walk into a bar. Haha and then what ;)

[reallyabitch]

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

[tremolo-delay-deactivated201712]

or around my dick

[reallyabitch]

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways

[clickclicksaddleup]

[stephenhawqueen]

today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then i asked why women who were unfertile and therefore couldnt have children could get married and she was like “uhhh” and i dont knOW WHAT CAME OVER ME BUT I LITERALLY YELLED “SWERVE” AT HER AND I GOT IN TROUBLE

[giriboysgirigirl]

drowning in my tEARS

[evilrashida]

[veryfunnymemes]

sometimes i check my messages to make sure i still have none

(via pizzaaftersex)

  (via pizzaaftersex)

[b93822170-deactivated20221123]

me: [makes a typo] delete it or keep it ? how does this typo contribute 2 the overall humour and relatability of my post , the individuality, the

[onlytwitterpics]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[makesongsnotmistakes]

[howlinattheimpala]

[iwasrorya-deactivated20130504]

What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…

[magick-missile]

[buttchair]

i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god

i filled up both sides

[astroidbelt-moved]

what just happened

[wendy-darling-forever]

this makes me uncomfortable, 

[kateinator]

then do =x+2+ for the next part

[fraud-monet]

for “or blow me a kiss, and that’s lucky too” it’s =+1=+1

[sailorkitkat]

What is this sorcery?!?!

[floretsilva]

this is my favorite post on tumblr

the ending is: 12=x1=

[ollieofthebeholder]

So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go:

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = + 1 = + 1

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 2 + 2 1 = x + 2 +

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 +

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 +

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 7 7 2 + = x + 2 + = x - 7 - 2

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = x + 2 1 = x + 2 + 1 2 = x 1 =

[finaltennessee]

My mind just broke

[kiarabearaa]

*writes furiously*

Mom: Are you writing an essay?

Me: Hm? Wha-oh yeah. An essay. Definitely.