My brother literally irks me so much with his unemployed ass 26 year old bullshit like literally everything he does my brain has a reply for,
Him: *looks at me as I walk in the house*
Me: What? Never seen an employed adult walk through a door before?
Him: *laughs loudly in his room*
Me: I bet being unemployed gives you plenty of energy to laugh at dumb shit, huh?
Him: *doesn’t do any chores*
Me: I bet you’re too exhausted from being a piece of shit to do house work, huh?
Him: *asks me the time*
Me: You don’t have a job, where do you have to be?
Him: *asks the time*
Me: Why don’t you know? You have nothing else to do, you should have time to look at a fucking clock.
Him: Did you watch Supernatural?
Me: No, I was at work when it aired, but you wouldn’t know anything about that.
Him: What’s for dinner?
Me: I guess you’re starving, being home all day and doing nothing is taking a toll on you, huh, shitbag?
Him: *changes channel on TV*
Me: Nigga, you ain’t contribute to nary a bill, your unemployed ass can go watch the mortgage bill come in the mail, that you won’t be paying because you’re fucking unemployed.
Him: *smokes weed in his room at 8AM*
Me: I guess you’re SO STRESSED about SLEEPING ALL DAY and NOT HAVING A FUCKING JOB that you just NEED to smoke to relax!
Him: You look nice
Me: Thanks, I bought the clothes with my money, from my JOB!
Him: *gets the Boubonic Plague* Can you bring me some soup?
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