NeonChipmunk

Mary. 30. Russian in Pittsburgh or Sydney. Pro cook, NHL Fan, Mouse Mum, Pokemon Card Collector, Dumb Bitch.

[parakeet]

im just going to come right out and say it. i miss when we were all obsessed with neko atsume. i do. it was a simpler time

[flitterly]

Mary Queen of Thots

[neonchipmunk]

its me 

[perhapsjoy]

no gender just shitty black nail polish

[flitterly]

Everybody tag Mary in anime, thanks

[neonchipmunk]

Pls don’t its illegal. 

[dumdolly]

I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes 

[weeaboobot]

Theory: my waifu is actually 24 Neko Atsumes in a trenchcoat!

[chronicallycreepinginactive]

I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

[thebootydiaries]

me looking at my dry hands in the winter: dam…. i got ᵉˣᵐᵃ??

[paprika]

[relatablepicturesoflisasimpson]

[neonchipmunk]

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[dunsparcee]

[tagfer]

like if you’d ask her what’s wrong reblog if you’d buy her a tropical summer drink

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch

[corvigae]

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

ilybiaegslyb: i love you, bitch. i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you, bitch.

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[fuckyeahnostalgicbeauty]