F1ormulaOne

If you ever need a neutral opinion on formula 1, I have zero loyalty to a single team

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Send me an ask about Formula 1 and I’ll research and answer it for you.

Please, I’m desperate for something to do, I’ll watch back races I’ll look through articles, please

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George Russell is getting fired

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Or he dies

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Also sainz is pregnant

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TAROT READING ON AZERBAIJAN GRAND PRIX

Alex Albon-

he overtakes a lot in lap one,

He is going well, consistent

Not a points finish, he gets crashed out

Gasly-

Overtaken by Albon, goes onto intermediates bad idea (he crashes bad)

Doesn’t go anywhere, not suicide

Baddd, red flag blames colipinto?

Hulkenburg-

Harder tires, avoids gasly crash

Hasn’t had to pit yet, doing fine

He gets eleventh, if there’s a last lap crash

Colipinto-

Chill follow the flow

Clips, too careful

Gains confidence, finishes race

Ollie bearmen-

Work hard, does well, talk over radio

Gets away, needs to pit

Driver of the day, points

Stroll-

(Retirement) overtake but penalty

Fernando does something and it affects stroll, challenge penalty

Penalty challenge goes badly, mad crashes(fernando)

Bortoleto-

Other cars in way, stupid move/crash he has to over take

Does not go well, does not make to points, frustrating

Has a good result

Hamilton-

He gets fastest lap, gets into points

Gaining no position

Bad race, Ferrari makes him sad

Fernando-

Seems like good advice but it’s shit, insane lap one

He retires

Definitely retires and it’s his fault

Leclerc-

Goes well, overtakes Oscar/hadjar?

Ferrari fucks up, wheels

He’s pissed, crashes out

Oscar-

Defensive, stays in same some spot

Learns from the corners he fucks

Anxiety about championship, he fucked up on corner he he raw dogged in quali

Hadjar-

He loses two positions

Chills, hangs on to points

He does badly so he doesn’t get moved

Norris-

Aggressive defending,

Option to pit, doesn’t take it

Not good results, not going for championship and fucks up

Tsunaoda-

He needs to be careful, has to go for overtake

His overtake on Russell fucks his tyres

Disqualified/stays at redbull an its bad

Russell-

Crashing out, bro gets fired

HES GETTING FIRED

He’s fucked man

Anotonellie-

He’s trying to get over the thoughts

Affects career relief

Doesn’t overtake, not ready for f1

Liam lawson-

Goes for overtake doesn’t get it

FUCKING FOCUS LIAM not staying on podium

Fifth

Carlos-

He’s pregnant

Bad

Stays on podium

Max-

Adapting to pole (got sainz pregnant)

Wanting Helmut fired

Staying at redbull, dependence on job

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George Russell is getting fired

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Or he dies

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George Russell is getting fired

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I fucking knew max would win at monza, wanna know how? THE FUCKING PLOT!! He is Ferraris favourite son if you ignore all the driver and I knew that if the Ferraris couldn’t win the fucking tifosi would make sure it wasn’t the McLarens

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THE WITCH IZ DEAD!!!!

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I don’t know how tomorrow’s race is gonna go, but I sure as fuck know it’s gonna be exciting. With Max and George on the front row? 50/50 max is banned by next race

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gossip in the paddock

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Even reddit is getting in on it

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Why does max look like he’s the one who gave birth

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Smexy

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Ferrari you’re a disappointment, you have better in you. this is barely any fucking different to your normal livery. Be more like vcarb, THEY ACTUALLY DID SHIT, and they slayed. Haas did great in Japan, shit even redbull did better the you!!!!

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A very incredibly itty bitty tiny bit of me mourns the side burns

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Now I just need 19 more

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That’s so fucking gay of them

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This is only slightly better than the Lance stroll toe thing. THIS DUMB FUCK OF AN AI

REDBULL WASNT EVEN A TEAM WHEN HE RACED