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she/her | eff won enthusiast | dutch norstappen enjoyer fics | ao3

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lando and max eheheing after quali

post quali | f1 belgian gp 2026 (18.07.26)

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How long has it been since I last saw two boys being interviewed together😇

It's been TOO LONG, is what it is! 😭

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Naomi: "Kimi, you are standing next to two half Belgians, how does it feel to steal the glory from them here?"

Kimi: "[Turns to them] You're half Belgian??"

Max: "Yes, both of us"

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Someone please tell me these qualifying results bring Norstappen content to parc fermé. Can't watch the broadcast here 😕

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Trying to get my photos transferred to my chromebook and make a selection to share here but my god I've got the worst hormonal headache WHY. WHY ME. WHY THIS WEEKEND.

Anyway. Sorry 'bout that. I'm calm again now. Tomorrow, then. I'll do it tomorrow.

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Max on the fanstage, upon hearing he's getting an Overtake award: "what did I do?"

Then, upon being asked to look at a video of his overtake on Lewis, and asked to talk us through it: "well, I pressed the battery button. So I had a bit more horsepower than Lewis..."

I love my unbothered king.

Took amazing photos with my camera. Watch this space? 😉

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Arrived at the camping in Stavelot, set up tent, walked to the circuit to check how far, saw Arvid Lindblad, said hi, he wanted to sign things... I DIDN'T BRING ANYTHING. 😭 What is wrong with me?? Literally only had my phone. Whatever. Was fun regardless. Now for some dinner.

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Lando gets tanlines. I am not sure why Americans find it impossible to believe that some Europeans just tan easy especially if they don't use suncream which to the distress of his fans and best friend he desnt use, it's also noticeable on the affect it has on his skin but yeah if for some reason you are very invested in writing lando self-tanning then i give you permission to write it. Unlikely you will get cancelled for writing it since most lando stans don't read norstoppen anyway

Hi anon!

I don't know, do Americans find that hard to believe? I wouldn't know, considering I'm firmly from a European country myself! 😉

Mostly I agree that he definitely tans more easily than others and I was not going to suggest he uses self tanner exclusively, but either he is the king of turning around on a schedule or he helps his legs along a little. Now, I'm definitely not saying it isn't possible that he just catches the sun so perfectly evenly across arms, chest, legs, the back and the front - but I also think it would be fine if he did help some parts along to get the near perfect tan.

And also, I got a scene out of it that I find funny, so there's that. 🙂

Sadly I think you're right about reading Norstappen, but as that's the pairing that inspires me to write F1 rpf, that's what it'll be. Hopefully readers are so used to suspending disbelief that they won't mind the self-tanner. Hehe.

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"Fruity"

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And what if I just wrote a whole scene implying Lando uses self tanner, because I think he does actually and I mean good for him whatever, and also this'll be funny - what then? Do we think the part of his fanbase that loves to approach anyone who doesn't consider Lando the Perfect Au Natural Prince with hostility, will also laugh? Or am I going to get pitchforked into Cancelation Cult hell?

(Not that it matters, I will write my story any way I want to. But just to be prepared.)

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made this in protest of censorship

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Was just saying to someone "I love Tumblr, it's a pretty wholesome place". Scrolled down, BAM. Which... good post, actually. I love this place, I'm never leaving.

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i am a number 1 omega max believer and i also like norstappen because despite everything theyve been through, their real life friendship is still so interesting to me and not many people get them. i also like hidden omega who built walls to protect themselves/gentle alpha who people question their alpha-ness for being too soft trope cuz even if its omegaverse, i just really love non-traditional dynamics. you nailed it so much in false apex the series, i only finished the second book but i cant wait to read the third book. i have felt soooo many emotions while reading the 1st and 2nd books, i literally cried when they were in no contact with each other, acting like im the one whos not communicating with my soulmate lmao😭 but i just love it so much, your writing is so beautiful, i hope you never stop writing💕

Oh my gosh, anon!! A fellow Omega!Max believer?? AND liking some non-traditional dynamics in omegaverse?? 😍 YOU ARE SO WELCOME HERE!!

Writing some of the scenes especially for The Choice was pretty emotional at times, so I'm glad the feeling came across! It's such a HUGE compliment that it made you feel something, I'm so grateful you chose to share that with me ❤️

Thank you so much anon! And... enjoy The Debrief! (Hopefully!)

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I miss your stories so much. False Apex is my all-time favorite. It's the best fic ever! Fingers crossed for a happy ending! I recently read Blueprint of You and was completely charmed. The boys are so precious and sweet. And the meerkat story is so funny! Thank you! I hope inspiration strikes you again soon. Can't wait for the next update!

Oh, anon! ☺️

I don't even know what to say, this is... you're so sweet for sending me this! Thank you for reading my silly stories!

Next chapters are in the works for all of my WIPs, some a little further along than others. My new budgies have just been eating up my free time, and this week I'm also prepping for a long weekend at Spa! Not a lot of writing time lately! But hopefully I'll come back from Spa, brimming with inspiration.

Thank you again for sending this ask, it made me smile so big, and I'm sitting down at my computer to write at least a little something. Feeling inspired just from the love! ❤️

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That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

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#PoloRed

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Someone needs to collar this man.

(I might have some suggestions on who should.)

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