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inkskinned

me making what is unmistakably a bad choice: lol

glitched-starlight

Mark Watney from The Martian: *doesn’t have anymore ketchup* I’m going to blow up Mars.

Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary: *has to cannibalize himself in order to survive* Yippie! MeBurger!!

cowboystokes

in my world they’re in the same universe and people are experiencing a generational run of vlogs from men abandoned in space

keydekyie

"It would have been easier if you'd just said yes."

original

xximperioxx

typeocpositive

It sort of tickles me how many people were upset that some of the characters were aged up in a knight of the seven kingdoms. Because they clearly don't see the appeal of not one but TWO salt and pepper baddies. We were blessed.

And honorable mention to maekar

clumsycopy

I'd like to add an honourable mention to See Donnel as well!

strawberrybobanvanilla

"WE FIGHT FOR OUR QUEEN" I say as i open my Ormund fic

kingalicent

ormund: bleaches and tones some random noble kids hair to make him look like a targaryen.

rhaenyra with 3 brunette sons with disputed paternity: that was an option?

getoed5725

another tuesday

arimari81-70

How it feels logging onto Tumblr to read fics after joining a new fandom

truebluesanji

this may be my most controversial take but…

Listen, I am 100% a Zosan girly. I like Zoro and Sanji together. I like Zoro and Sanji and me together. I like only Sanji and me together.

But I only want Zoro if Sanji is there too 🙈

academicblorbo

"Shane isn't funny" my ASS this man is a comedic treasure

"hockey is when you score more goals than your opponent"

"some guys in the league are fashionable. Not you tho"

"do you want to get me pregnant too, Hayden?" (yes but let's not)

"oh so now you speak bird, too?" "Fluently"

directed at a baby "tell your dad to leave me alone"

"how do you feel about getting murdered in a dark alley in two weeks"

and my favorite

"this is Ilya. Rozanov. But you already knew that"

juliette-cai-enthusiast

Shane Hollander really is the guy of all time. he's gay. he's autistic. he's wasian. he's the best hockey player in the world. he married his 8 year situationship. he's a millionaire but only because his mom said so. he has beautiful freckles. he had sex with a man for 8 years but the possibility that he might be gay only crossed his mind when he called him by his first name for the first time. to convince himself he was straight he started dating a movie star. he came out as a bottom. he does yoga. his situationship offhandedly suggested getting married for citizenship and he immediately stayed up until 4 am scheming so that wouldn't happen. he's an olympic medalist. he has a dog. his wedding song was diamonds by rihanna. he likes ginger ale.